I need a photo of a bear with a candle up it's ass. Photoshopped or not.

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Don't ask.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

no dice, bub

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

feelin beary horny

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I need a photo of a bear with a candle up it's ass

Why?

Don't ask.

Bah.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

http://ncw.qc.ca/images/temple/black-bear/Black-Bear.jpg

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I was going to ask my Finnish colleague if this was some strange Finnish humour thing, but she's at lunch.

― The Hills Are Alive With Celibate Cries (kate), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

I need to prove that a bear can have a candle up it's ass. Don't ask.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

http://crazyeric.com/images/2005/01/bears/bears.jpg

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

close enough:
http://gretta38.tripod.com/art/2003/011603_candle.jpg

― U.N.K.L.E.C.R.E.E.P. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Looks like Yogi is about to get more than a candle up his ass.

http://www.campjellystone.com/missouri/missouri-camping.gif

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

This thread is going to make my entire day.

― Dan (WHAT???) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaybear.JPG

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Come on man, sit on it!

http://www.waxandwane.co.uk/candlepics/MothersDay2005/large/5745%20enhance.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

YES! and it's burning and everything!

http://www.infobebes.com/minisite/upload/bbshop/article/144/6546.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

I said A CANDLE UP YER BUM, not candle for your mum, what are you, deaf?

http://www.waxandwane.co.uk/candlepics/MothersDay2005/large/5745%20enhance.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

You're second bear is pretty good, Stan, but unfortunately I'm going to need a real bear.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

But thanks to all for your effort, keep 'em coming!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

http://911digitalarchive.org/moving/terror/sleepers/cockpit.jpg
According to the threatdown, bears are still a bigger problem.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldpond.com/images/PB_027.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

Also, see if you can discern the search logic behind this:
http://a9.com/-/search/imageResult?q=ASS+CANDLE&t=jackjohnsonbackground640x4921o.jpg&ru=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.jackjohnsonmusic.com%252Fforum2%252Ftopic.asp%253FTOPIC_ID%253D14267&u=http://img26.exs.cx/img26/945/jackjohnsonbackground640x4921o.jpg&ih=492&iw=640&th=103&tw=135&id=es94Z-2IrkEJ

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

The closest I could come up with was this:

http://static.flickr.com/3/3199162_f8ea21c467_m.jpg

You'd think in the Infinite Realm of The Internet such a pic would exist...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

Hank from Turbonegro would probably qualify as a bear. The photo you can find yourself

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

http://blackzarak.co.uk/adi/upload/upload_files/candlebear.jpg

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Note: I didn't spend too much time on this, and certainly didn't think too much about where the bear's arsehole would be in relation to the tail, for god's sake.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Wow, thanks, that made my day!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Now are you going to tell us what it was for? ;-)

― The Hills Are Alive With Celibate Cries (kate), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

the little cubs are looking away in shame

― Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

On the first day of Christmas
Tuomas gave to me
A bear with a candle in its BUTT

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

So can we ask now?

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 7 November 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

Has the statute of limitations expired yet?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 November 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

Butt Candles

― velko, Friday, 7 November 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

Per the letter of the request, here is a picture of a bear with a candle up, and it is ass:

http://www.goodycandles.com/images/ecommerce/Bear-CH-db-CROP-opt.jpg

― nabisco, Friday, 7 November 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

celebrate the love

― Matt, Friday, 7 November 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

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