"Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors"

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Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors
CHRIS STEPHEN AND ALLAN HALL

THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a "living war machine". The order came at a time when the Soviet Union was embarked on a crusade to turn the world upside down, with social engineering seen as a partner to industrialisation: new cities, architecture, and a new egalitarian society were being created.

The Soviet authorities were struggling to rebuild the Red Army after bruising wars.

And there was intense pressure to find a new labour force, particularly one that would not complain, with Russia about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialisation.

Mr Ivanov was highly regarded. He had established his reputation under the Tsar when in 1901 he established the world's first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses.

Mr Ivanov's ideas were music to the ears of Soviet planners and in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees.

Meanwhile, a centre for the experiments was set up in Georgia - Stalin's birthplace - for the apes to be raised.

Mr Ivanov's experiments, unsurprisingly from what we now know, were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

A final attempt to persuade a Cuban heiress to lend some of her monkeys for further experiments reached American ears, with the New York Times reporting on the story, and she dropped the idea amid the uproar.

Mr Ivanov was now in disgrace. His were not the only experiments going wrong: the plan to collectivise farms ended in the 1932 famine in which at least four million died.

For his expensive failure, he was sentenced to five years' jail, which was later commuted to five years' exile in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan in 1931. A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Of course this was commissioned by a state responsible for Lysenkoism so it's not surprising. But entertaining as hell!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

if its not fark its not news

;-*, Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.galvanizeit.org/resources/img/unfrozen_caveman_lawyer.gif

O RLY? (eman), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Red Ghost and his Super-Apes to thread!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 22 December 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, Austin. I was hoping someone would bust out that awesome reference.

ng-unit, Thursday, 22 December 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

GRAPE APE

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Not a mention of the ape warriors in any of the Figes books so far ( ゚д゚)

xelab, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)

"Mr Ivanov was now in disgrace. His were not the only experiments going wrong: the plan to collectivise farms ended in the 1932 famine in which at least four million died."

don't know if the failure of the half-man half-ape warrior plan is really in the same bracket there

Brio2, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)

debunked
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_truth_about_joseph_stalins_half_man_half_ape_super_army

Brio2, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:44 (twelve years ago)

I was reading an account of a diplomat being driven through Ukraine during the famine in the dark of a winter evening and he is asking the driver Why are there logs stacked up along the side of the road for miles. Eventually the horror hits him that he looking at miles of frozen and unburied famine corpses.

xelab, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:09 (twelve years ago)


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