Introducing the Turd Twister... the funniest gag gift in the world!

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Discuss.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

ShotPutt

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

hours of stinking fun!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

I took me a while to realize you're actually supposed to insert it in your butt.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

NOOOO!!!

What do you do with the finished product?

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

Be creative!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Show people?

"Look, if you slice it through the middle, look what it is! It's done by one of these! (Hang on, I'll just fetch it out....)"

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

buy my toy or ill put a cap in that ass

― LC, Friday, 23 December 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha, that reminds of the joke where a man walks into a bar with a turd in his hand and says, "Look what I almost stepped on!". Wanna hear it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

When early Samoans saw a seahorse, they thought god had shat on them. Shitting was of good luck because it meant an end to constipation - an ailment common among Samoans due to the special type of seaweed they ate. Whenever you see a seahorse wiggling it's tail, you know god is shitting and happy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

So let me get this straight. This thing is like a playdough device? Like the mop top hairshop, squeeze shit through a shape, it comes out interesting type thing?

― Spink, Friday, 23 December 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Yes, Spink. Half the designs are useless. What is a long birthday cake shit-tube going to look like? Certainly not a birthday cake. I suppose you could chop it up and make little birthday cake "chocolates" out of it.

― Playdough Fun Factory, Friday, 23 December 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

"dishwasher safe"

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

I just gagged.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 23 December 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

You gagged? Where exactly did you insert it?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 23 December 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm having trouble getting over the phrases "Stellar Turd", "Lucky Turd" and "Lightning Turd", to be honest.

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 23 December 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

i don't think it works if you have the runs

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), 23. joulukuuta 2005 13:03 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

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What the hell was I on about here?!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes I almost believe in the fake Tuomas myself.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

what was that joke?

― ken c, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

There's still a website and you can buy this in bulk to sell in stores

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 03:32 (three years ago)

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