i was in a crash and the hospital thought i broke my neck

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they strapped my head to a bed and x-rayed the crap out of me.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

all I have is minor women's whiplash. But my car might be dead :(

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

sorry man. are you out of hospital?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

women's whiplash? wtf?

anyway, glad you're (mostly) ok, Hari. sorry about your car!

luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

women's whiplash is a reference to the Alan Partridge episode where Alan tells lynne she has minor women's whiplash because she was crouched forwards like a mouse (which is actually what position I was crouched in, whoops!)

But yeah, i'm fine apart from sore neck and back. It wasn't that dramatic apart from the police coming and questioning me and stuff. I think it should be clean cut that I'm not at fault, but being 19 my insurance will rocket anyway :(.

But the car isn't worth much and I think there's some expensive damage :(

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Ach poor Hari, I hope you mend up ok :/

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

thanks guys :)

It's my birthday on saturday and all!

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Jeez H. Glad you're okay. Let's be careful out there!

The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh, ouch! I'm glad your neck's not broken. You might want to use a heating pad for a few days on your neck and back. Too bad about your car :(

Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

I would've probably pissed myself.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

get yrself a massage, full service. glad you're ok dude!

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

I want to go lie down in bed but I know this is going to hurt a lot tommorow.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday gimpy!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

The good bit is hopefully I'll get a DS for my birthday and I'll have an excuse to just lay in bed playing it.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

You have an excuse to go to a massage parlour too.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

aw man, sorry to hear about this. get well soon.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

He didn't mention the busty nurse keeping him stiff.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Seriously keep it warm and it won't be as bad as it could be.

Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

How are you today, Hari?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 December 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)


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