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late 2005 soft opening.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

pain medication + bottle of sangiovese = holiday cheer

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i am feeling really grumpy and like drinking a bottle of wine, but i'm too lazy and grumpy to get dressed and go get one.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

go get one.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

maybe i will scavenge around the house for random alcohols

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

I have four cases of beer in the house, but what I really want is some schnapps out of the freezer to go with it.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

i just bought snow day off the pay-per-view.

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

i am watching moulin rouge and feeling sorry for myself. i think booze is definitely in order.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I am about to
wreck a bottle of spanish
torrontes wine...blam!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

working through my secret santa present and cleaning/wrapping presents. (mostly drinking, however.)

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

"legend have it his snow chains are made from the braces of kids who didn't get out of his way"

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

has it

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

very nice, get loose
with that vodka called grey goose
hit it like bruce bruce

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

it's been a rough-ass week, man

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

it's been a rough-ass ~~week~~life, man

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

OTFM

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

i kinda want to crawl into a coma until jan. 2 but 4 my family, i will persevere

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

it's been a rough assweek, man
vs.
it's been a rough assman, week

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

hugglez 2 all

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah I love you guys
now I will stop posting and
return when effed up

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

godspeed.

also: fuck christmas.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

christmas can go to hell and die.

i found a yuengling in the fridge... hmmmm.... i'll have to dig deeper.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

"i heard in los angeles they get off on bad AIR days"

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

i am listening to 2pac and wanting to go out and kill people with my bare hands.

when "dear mama" comes on i will likely cry like baby.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

drunk

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

I am doing my best to join you all! 8 Oranjebooms and I'm nearly drunk but I need more... there's whisky in the cupboard...

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

god this wine is good
its so good I cannot count
all my sylabbles

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

note to self: marvin gaye's hear, my dear not particularly good at relieving depression

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

vodka and pomegranate juice is good

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

oooh that does sound delicious!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had some armagnac.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

beer is solid and boring but it will never steer you wrong.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

I just got sound working on my computer using nothing but WHISKEY and COMMON SENSE!

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

goddamn, this is a long ass album. homeboy needed to edit.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking beer but i just took a random shot of JD (no chaser!)

there is cranberry vodka and jager and vermouth hiding somewhere but i'm not up for those right now.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

i dont wanna do hard stuff because cleaning got bagged hours ago which means i gotta get up early tomorrow and do it now.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah i have to get up early tomorrow and i only slept 3 hours last night and i know i'm going to regret this but i'm pissy right now so i don't care. jack makes me feel like a natural woman!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

you're more of a woman than i am

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad other people are drunk besides me.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

still working on the wine, taking breaks

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

i should hope so!!
xxpost

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

daer alcohol:

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose, let it fall
Lay it soft against my skin
Like the shadow on the wall

Come and lay down by my side
Till the early morning light
All I’m taking is your time
Help me make it through the night

I don’t care what’s right or wrong
I won’t try to understand
Let the devil take tomorrow
’cause tonight I need a friend

Yesterday is dead and gone
And tomorrow’s out of sight
And it’s sad to be alone
Help me make it through the night

I don’t care what’s right or wrong
I won’t try to understand
Let the devil take tomorrow
’cause tonight I need a friend

Yesterday is dead and gone
And tomorrow’s out of sight
And it’s sad to be alone
Help me make it through the night

I don’t want to be alone
Help me make it through the night

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i'm in touch with my feminine side plenty

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

I had really fucking crap bottle of wine that was supposed to be a lot better. Now you think I'm not going to open up a bottle of the good stuff?

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

she's in a pit in the basement

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

oh that's ok, some girls like it rough!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

put the lotion in the fucking basket, theresa

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

rowr

― inger lynde (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

also, it bears repeating: fuck christmas

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Hey there's a really good song where they keep saying Basement, real post punk quirky what the fuck is it? Please kill me...okay that is going to bother me all night.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

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haha rrrobyn i was all giving my contact info to an old friend (who just happens to have a gf that everyone hates and is bitchy, and who i just happen to have hooked up in the past) because i am moving and it's nice to keep in touch and another friend was like 'oooh theresa's giving out her digits!' not quite!

my sister was a little debbie freak. like, running around trying to get one of the ones he was throwing. she caught it between her legs! also they were MOON PIES! and apparently the little debbie kind have cherry in the middle!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 27 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

HI I"M DRUNK AGAIN AND THIS TIME IT WAS GIN AND TONICS AT MY HOUSE AND MY HIGH SCHOOL PROM DATE CAME OVER AND HUNG OUT AND HE IS ALL ADULT NOW -- HIS VOICE FINALLY CHANGED!! ROFFFFLES

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

:D - that's totally cute

am not actually drunk tonight but am teh heigh. and though i have maybe had little debbies once or twice in my life, i really would like some now. where is the snackcake faerie delivery service?? where?

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 28 May 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

From here: http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~elwolf/SONGS/Little_debbie.html :

Little Debbie
For 20 dollars the palm reader told me
The spirits say there's a girl named Debbie for you.
She didn't see my girlfriend Penny sitting at the next table
I said I loved her. To make her happy
And cover up I'm thinking of
All the Debbies I knew

One week- no Debbies
Then a Debbie from my past appeared on the scene.
But her number was unlisted, I conjured an email
A little story- 'bout fate and fortunes
Four years, not one reply
She's not the Debbie for me

Debbie, Debbie- what's your name
Just the last one, the one the Tarot wouldn't explain
Debbie, Debbie- I got half a plan
The gods chose you, tattooed in the palm of my hand
You're in the palm of my hand

Suddenly it's clear to me
I know my true Debbie.
God flashed a sign in red and white
Little Debbie can I have a bite
Of a Fudge Round or a Zebra Cake
Plastic wrapped- I know she's safe.
Single serve or multi-pack
Just a quarter each, you can't beat that.
I love Little Debbie, and I'd love to share
Come worship with me at the shrine of her Devil's Square.

Only 9 percent fat, says RDA values
Can't keep my hands off those Little Debbie Honey Buns.
Even more than other girls, she's made of everything nice (like...)
Sugar and spices. Red number 7.

Corn syrup... vegetable shortening, partially hydroginated soybean and cottonseed oils, enriched bleached flour, niacin, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, vegetable emulsifiers, sorbatin monostearate, monoglycerides.

Little Debbie's the one.

Suddenly it's plain to see
I've met my Destiny.
Don't need no more astrology
I read the Star Crunch. Then I eat.
She's artificial through and through
But I've always been a sucker for her Figaroos.
Tastes so good- Oatmeal Creme Pie
Without you sugar I'd surely die.
A new constellation in the stars
The little dipper replaced by Little Debbie's Peanut Butter Bars.

Hostess got nothing on you Little Debbie!

Now I married a girl, her name's Deborah
But I can't get that Little Debbie out of my dreams
I know my Deborah's sweet and nice. She's got a big heart inside
Along with two kidneys, one liver
Little Debbie's insides are filled with sugary cream

God flashed His sign in red and white
Little Debbie give me one more bite
Of a Fudge Round or a Zebra Cake
Plastic wrapped- I know she's safe.
Tastes so good- Oatmeal Cream Pie
Without you sugar I'd surely die.
Single serve or multi-pack
Just a quarter each, you just can't beat that.

― Twitchety Twitch Manic Toy System (Bimble...), Sunday, 28 May 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk on a Sunday night! One of the vbetter parts of student life.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 28 May 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Though I was supposed to just go to a picnic/brunch, but it mutated into a party. And I tried to prove my noexistent breakdancing skills on a wooden floor.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 28 May 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

not drunk tonight, but will be tomorrow afternoon to avoid awkwardness over talking to other soccer parents at my daughter's team's end-of-year party, which means I will say some stupid shit but it doesn't matter because my daughter's changing teams next year anyway, but it kind of does because she'll be in jr. high next year with four of these families, but it really doesn't because it will be memorial day and that doesn't count does it? anyway, just wanted to warn everyone

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 29 May 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

o dear.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

o man i did overdo it a bit yesterday with the margaritas but it was fine, no fistfights or anything

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

aw man. the five (?) pbrs were plenty, and then someone had to buy me a shot of whiskey. and then i had to end up at someone's house where all they had was more whiskey. and then i had my arm around a lesbian drummer, singing brian wilson songs, wtf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 3 June 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

drunk + loudly announced the fact repeatedly in the last two hours.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Saturday, 17 June 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

am now fixing fried egg sandwich in desperate attempt to sober up. hot sauce?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Saturday, 17 June 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

omg this is two nights in a row, amps OFF living room rowdies!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

omg this guy needs to get off the "juicy funk" patch

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe I even own a keyboard with a "juicy funk" patch, ffs.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

In case ILMer startrekman is watching this thread, it's a Roland JX-3P.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, he's on the Crumar now.

OMG my living room is totally Days Of Our Lives for first-time synthesizer jammers right now haha. "Why don't YOU turn the knob while IIIIIIIIIII play!?!?!".

FFS!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Friday Night + Whiskey & Coke + Voodoo Ray = VE ARE TERRING IT UP IN ZE JUNGLE

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Dere.

― Dxy (Danny), Monday, 24 July 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

Two weeks in now working the graveyard shift from Monday to Friday (6 pm to 5am) and I like it. But it leaves me absolutely clueless w/regards to what to do on my weekends. Except drink? Too hot to work on music (machines get HOT!). I wake up at 2 pm every day and stay up until 7 am. I am now going thru my 2nd bottle of red and listening to The Stones. And I'm growing a beard (!).

Maybe this graveyard shift isn't doing my head any good!

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 24 July 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

hi. god I am sloshed! on a monday nite!!

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 24 July 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

I woke up drunk this morning (after 3 hours sleep) and I've been drinking for 8 hours today..

oh dear..

must stay away from e-mail...

― jellybean (jellybean), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

its almost time for anw=ew one of thse

― the car, the hole, and the peekskill meteorite (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

June 23rd 2006 was a lot more fun than I made it out to be.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

monday drinking since 3pm for friend's graduation party afternoon-evening
now watching heroes
work accomplished=none
feelin fine

haven't seen this thread in a while; thought i was reformed, feel like holiday season begins now

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

my friend told me on the something awful forums they ban you if you ever say youre drunk while posting

― anticon jemima (ooo), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

aw drunk posting is fun

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

straight gin = ewww

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE MMM,MMMMMMMMMMMMM,MMMMMM THIS PINOT IS DELISH

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

wehre's the 2007 thred.

― 31g (31g), Sunday, 4 February 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT IT YOU LUSH

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

hi evan! i just saw shaarxxxxx play.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 4 February 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

hi drunk thread
don't even try to be 5 am and jogging drunk after your drunk friend in the snow so he does'nt die and you don't die either, and then the laughter

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

how can you say he will haunt you
you can go back to him anytime you want to

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Sunday, 4 February 2007 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Tonight's drink count -

At home, a martini before dinner and a shiner bock with dinner

At the Poodle Dog, three MGDs and a Bud

At Barfly's, three Maker's on the rocks.

Back at home, a glass of water, a slice of multi-grain bread, and an ibuprofin.

Tomorrow morning's forecast: PAIN.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 22 April 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― max, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:33 (eighteen years ago)

i just drank glenlivett 12 yo with my oldest cousin and youngest uncle for two hours in a holidae inn barr.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)

GRADY ARE YOU IN HAWAII OR ARIZON NA

― max, Sunday, 22 April 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think I might still be a little drunk. :/

― jessie monster, Sunday, 22 April 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

im in AZ till wednesday.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 22 April 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

i had something really important to tell you about hawaii las tnight but i cant remember what it was

― max, Sunday, 22 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Hi dere guys beers on sUndays in dry coutnies are important! And the naalso bourbon, pronounced bo-YUR-bawn and drank without chaser but the pinano banged ont!

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

AM i now logge din?

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok gnight friends

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

applaud

― Ronan, Sunday, 22 July 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

It seems to be a slow night.

― Bimble, Sunday, 22 July 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

sigh I'm off to a seedy pool hall, I'm not sure why, I think I want a better coke connection.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 22 July 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Being unable to see the screen properly without closing on eye, yet still being determined to a) spooge your opinions all over the board and b)finish the can of beer you just misguidedly cracked open C/D.

― chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

― chaki, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, that's what I thought.

― chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

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