Ashlee Simpson Drunk and Abusive in Toronto McDonalds

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I'm a little behind the 'celeb' news - is there anywhere to see the unedited footage of this? all the ones i was shown show her post-confrontation, being dragged out. This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Ashlee, you so crazy! And by crazy, I mean, total trash! Bwahahahaaaa!

Anyway - links?

I.P Dead, Sunday, 25 December 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

ick. US Weekly has a street team

kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 25 December 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

http://boozecrew.com/videos/Ashlee-drunk-2.mpg

its not that good

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Sunday, 25 December 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

how punk!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 25 December 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

A little behind? Dude, next week you'll ask about the kate moss snort tape.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 25 December 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

WHO GOT THE CATHERINE THE GREAT HORSE-FUCKING VIDEO?

n/a (Nick A.), Sunday, 25 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

"And by crazy, I mean, total trash! Bwahahahaaaa!"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Ashlee, marry me. I won't even ask you to get a nose job.

edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 25 December 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.icubed.com/~rpoe/gretzky1.jpg

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

i just saw some *schpecial* on E! Entertainment about her and her sister. God, what a couple of arrogant twits.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqJh7nODECU

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 26 June 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

Not taking summer classes then?

kkvgz, Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

Ashlee Simpson Drunk and Abusive in Toronto McDonalds

my label shot this down as an album title btw

damn the luck

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

^^LOL/that's a bummer but hey...

ashlee simpson drunk & abusive in toronto mcdonalds (m coleman), Sunday, 27 June 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

Awaiting new MG album "The White Couch Tapes: Fuck Washing a Hat", dropping end 2010.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Monday, 28 June 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

really wish you had named your record that, u.aerosmith.

trayce, i think your suggestion will probably surface as title of upcoming ex-men at work/ac/dc aussie supergroup's debut

dell (del), Monday, 28 June 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec0_1303444048

saw this on drudge, so obv comments section will be lock-stock full of racists/bigots... but this is some seriously fucked up shit. i'd def say NSFW and kinda NSFL if you'd rather not start your day off wondering how many blows it takes to the head before one starts having seizures.

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

Added: 11 hours ago Occurred On: Apr-21-2011
In: Regional News
Tags: McDonalds, violence, hate crime, racism
By: Amusing

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

do I even want to know what this is all about

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Nope.

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

why did I even

Land of Rap and Homies (kkvgz), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Ugh. Fuck. Is there more to this story? Please tell me they got arrested or something.

A high school kid got shot in the stomach at a McDonalds not very far from our house 2 weeks ago. :(

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

so this has nothing to do with Ashlee Simpson, right

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

nope

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

so then it was posted because...?

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

2 women (not white) beat the shit out of a (white) woman in a McDonald's to the point where she starts having a seizure. Someone put it on youtube. As far as I can tell there's no back story or other information to be found. The comments on the sites where it's posted are (sadly unsurprisingly) awful.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

Abuse in a McDonald's, I guess.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

It's on Drudge, apparently, and so has worked its way out to the conservative dickosphere, with exactly the effect you would predict.

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

okay

ban kelpolaris

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

sorry, the ashlee simpson thing wasn't supposed to be a joke; this was just the first result that popped up for me.

as for reason for posting it - well, it's no different than posting a news article, no? it's not like something i randomly found whilst searching for "blacks beat white girl" (or whatever)... drudge report has this as today's headline, big and bold and the first thing millions of americans will click tonight. i'm somewhat sure this is going to get a little more publicity just beyond the momentary.

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

i thought from the revive that the worm had turned and ashlee simpson got the shit kicked out of her at mcdonald's

omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

what is probably going to make the backlash even worse is that the video has a watermark on it from something called w0rldst4rh1ph0p.com

Land of Rap and Homies (kkvgz), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

i tried to do that random google search just now and was led to a smarmy steven weber

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/07/29d2f06179c10745_landing.jpg

omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

I need to clean my brain.

Land of Rap and Homies (kkvgz), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

and a creepy eric stoltz apparently?

omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

love how this has become a general fucked up things that happen in mcdonalds and/or toronto thread

buzza, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

christ.

Stupid Prick Gets Chased by the Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend (thebingo), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

white black white black black white black

classy framing of the incident

mh, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

+ i take it back about this being the "first" thread that popped up - it was the first RELEVANT thread that came, and while i saw the opportunity for some quip against simpson i obv didn't take into it. the other results were "was your first job at mcdonalds" and other such things as that.

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

while i'm v happy it had nothing to do with ashlee, i don't think that's why people are annoyed about it being posted

lex pretend, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

i know - i tried to justify it with the news-worthiness but i also sorta ultimately realize that this is just something that happens and doesn't really warrant conversation (esp. considering the nature of it). but mostly i just found it too damn shocking not to share, esp. considering the fact that it was headlined.

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

what's shocking about it? people beat the shit out of each other every day

dell (del), Friday, 22 April 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Well, people stick their fingers into electrical outlets every day, too, but it always seems to have a shocking effect on them, even after repeated exposure.

Aimless, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

But, soon enough, it ceases to surprise them.

Aimless, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

coming to realize this was bad taste on my part for posting it here. sorry if anyone had rather not have had this in their lives.

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

but:
http://www.aboutmcdonalds.com/mcd/media_center.html

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

like i said, expect to see this on fox news tonight

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

We are shocked by the video from a Baltimore franchised restaurant showing an assault.

lol

dell (del), Friday, 22 April 2011 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

not really lol but...

dell (del), Friday, 22 April 2011 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

I'm starting to believe that I should stay out of McDonald's and IHOP. Both seem to induce angry riots lately.

Leopard on the Cheetos Bag (MintIce), Friday, 22 April 2011 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

"This incident is unacceptable, disturbing and troubling."

buzza, Friday, 22 April 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

A McDonald’s worker has taken credit for filming and uploading to YouTube the latest viral video to capture a brutal assault at a fast food restaurant.

The employee, identified as Vernon Hackett on social network accounts, posted the video clip to his YouTube page earlier this week. According to his Facebook page, the 22-year-old Hackett, pictured at right, has worked for McDonald's since September 2009.

The April 18 assault, seen below, took place at a McDonald’s location on Kenwood Avenue in Rosedale, Maryland, a Baltimore suburb. According to the Baltimore County Police Department, a 14-year-old girl has been charged as a juvenile in connection with the assault, while charges are pending against an 18-year-old woman. “The incident remains under investigation and the State’s Attorney’s Office is reviewing the case,” added investigators.

Police have identified the assault victim as a 22-year-old woman "who appeared to be having a seizure" when officers arrived at the McDonald's at around 8 PM.

A manager at the Rosedale McDonald’s said she was “not allowed to speak to a reporter." In a corporate statement this afternoon, McDonald’s said it was “shocked by the video from a Baltimore franchise,” and called the incident “unacceptable, disturbing and troubling.” The firm added, “We are working with the franchisee and the local authorities to investigate this matter.”

As seen above, in a Facebook posting, Hackett has contended that the woman seen getting beaten in the video was actually a male cross-dresser who got into a confrontation with female patrons when he refused to leave the women’s bathroom at the Baltimore eatery. Hackett claimed that the victim faked a seizure and, when cops arrived at the restaurant, “he got right up.”

Hackett did not reply to TSG messages sent to his Twitter and Facebook pages, which he subsequently deleted late this morning. He also has deleted his YouTube channel.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mcdonalds/mcdonalds-employee-filmed-brutal-beating-640128

Pro tip: Don't read the comments.

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Friday, 22 April 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

that is a protip for pretty much any news story about any topic, not sure there's a safe place to scroll down anymore. a story about a kitten will have a landmine in the comments about michelle obama or zionists.

omar little, Friday, 22 April 2011 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

Pro tip for any article linked from Drudge Report, for sure.

Four Shouters Shouting (Eazy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.baltimoresun.com/videobeta/?watchId=5fd60d26-59ba-40a5-8248-4f1519b3c64d

Ah, I just came here to post this. It's good to see that she's, you know, alive and out and about and not hospitalized in a coma or something. Fuck.

Land of Rap and Homies (kkvgz), Sunday, 24 April 2011 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

i truly think that if the country ever wants to enact mandatory population control, they should cull potential candidates solely from User Comment posters

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

The victim of the brutal attack at McDonald's speaks about be a transgender person and the abuse and discrimination they feel.

gr8080, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

what a friend we have in KillFile

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

. . .

gr8080, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

this occurrence also increases my support for Hate Crime laws

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

the only people who whine about hate crime laws are white people anyway

Neanderthal, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

boy, i sure do hate white people

gr8080, Sunday, 24 April 2011 21:09 (fifteen years ago)


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