we're in a parallel universe, and bob dylan is a full-time actor. let's create some movies for him to be in.

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complicating factor: he only makes westerns.

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

"rio blonde," starring john wayne as the sheriff, robert mitchum as his long-estranged deputy, and bob dylan as "lucky," the callow young gunslinger who shoots before he thinks.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

dude, he's already been in a western.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

No, he's been a million since we're in a parallel universe. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

dude, he's already been in a western.

all his movies are westerns!

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

"freewheelin' sam," starring bob dylan as a silver-tongued riverboat gambler who teams up with an fast-talking call girl (jane fonda) to bilk the citizens of a newly rich mining town out of their millions, but winds up having to defend the town against a band of marauding mexican bandits!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

he could have subbed for warren oates in that one about the cockfighter, i think it was called "guy who fights chickens" or something.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

i love you guys

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

though i like to imagine him in some gene autry-like "b" western.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

actually that would be neat, he could croon "riders in the sky" and stuff while posing uncomfortably in an obviously pre-fab barnhouse set.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/3/089218313195.jpg

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

autry appears to be aiming for rogers' belly

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.apollogallery.ie/images/products/433_35.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

I can picture him being terrifying as fuck in the Gene Hackman role in Unforgiven.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I'd love to see him in Dead Man. Pop up and ramble some philosophical mumbo jumbo.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

that's almost too easy, that film was practically made for a dylan cameo!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

yeah, exactly.

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

In alt-universe Sergio Leone's comic masterpiece "Three-tit McGee and the Two-bit Ho-ers" Dylan plays disaffected Czech bartender Zdenek Spitalsky to Oscar-winning perfection against Cher's masterful Chlamydia Jane in a rolicking tale of romance, cow-punchin', penile-discharge, and highlighted by musical numbers such as "Come like Saffron", "Saddle Sore are my Huevos" and "(Your) Ring of Fire. -- ****.

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to see him play the lee marvin role in "paint your wagon"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

i am going to CGI his head over all the characters in "the terror of tiny town," aphex twin style.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

He'd be fucking aces as Bacall in Big Sleep.

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

i want to see him in a buddy pic with woody harrelson.

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

wait, bacall??

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

In "Rodeodeodeodeo" he played a bullrider who sustains brain damage after a particularly nasty fall that renders him incapable of completing words. Based on the novel "Bandanadanadanadana."

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

i hope gilda radner's in that movie

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

a fistful of marijuana

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

Bob Dylan: Speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them workout a little first, see if they're front runners or comefrom behind, find out what their whole card is, what makes them run.
Humphrey Bogart: Find out mine?
Bob Dylan: I think so.
HUmprey Bogart: Go ahead.
Bob Dylan: I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free.
Humphrey Bogart: You don't like to be rated yourself.
Bob Dylan: I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?
Humphrey Bogart: Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how, how far you can go.
Bob Dylan: A lot depends on who's in the saddle.

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

that's almost too easy, that film was practically made for a dylan cameo!

I know, I have zero imagination. :-((((

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

LUKE: What is it?

BOB DYLAN: Your fathers lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.

LUKE: How did my father die?

BOB DYLAN: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

LUKE: The Force?

BOB DYLAN: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

(I copy/pasted that, by the way)

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Rodeodeodeodeo

may i suggest we chance that title to "rodeododeodo"?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

Gangbang Slutz #24: Gangbangin' In Nashville

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

directed by robert altman

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

more please!

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Deadwood - featuring Bob Dylan as "Son of Richardson."

― Chris L, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

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