Krishna's the man, as annoying as his disciples can be (but what deity doesn't have annoying disciples amiright?). When he was a baby he had all kinds of comical, mystical adventures. Like Winnie the Pooh, he loved honey (and butter). Once he was eating dirt and his mom told him to spit it out and when she looked into his mouth she saw the entire universe. Later when he's a teenager, he's a cowboy with a flock of groupies for whom sex is religion.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:47 (twelve years ago)