"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert"

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http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/british-woman-weds-dolphin/2005/12/30/1135732717451.html

British woman weds dolphin

December 30, 2005 - 8:27AM

British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by "marrying" a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported.

Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility under water, and his love, would calm me down," the Israeli daily quoted her as saying.

Last week Tendler finally plucked up the courage to ask the dolphin's trainer for the mammal's fin in marriage.

The wedding took place Wednesday, with the bride, wearing a white dress and watched by amazed spectators, walking down the dock to where the groom was waiting in the water.

She kissed him, to the cheers of the spectators and then, after the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, was tossed into the water so she could swim away with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

"I am not a pervert. Just a COMPLETE FUKCING MeNTaLiST!!!1!!!1!/"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

"sealed with some mackerels"!!

― waldo jeffers scenario (haitch), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Did he jump through the loop marked "I do" ?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear God. Must. Stop. Mind. Boggling.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

(loop = hoop, obv.)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ynetnews.com/PicServer2/20122005/694238/kot_a.jpg

The groom is called Cindy and the bride is a millionaire, apparently.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Also I note she's a "rock concert producer". Beats marrying pete doherty or james blunt, I suppose :-/

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

She made a pervert's dream come true.

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 30 December 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

"I have no idea what happened," Cindy clicked to his dolphin wife. "First they fed me mackerel until I was drunk and the next thing I know I wake up with "Sharon 4Ever" tattooed on my fin."

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 30 December 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

....

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 30 December 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

"Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no, it is an ever-fixèd mark..."

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 December 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/troy%20mclure%201.jpg

No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see...

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 30 December 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Ooh boy I love you so
Never ever ever gonna let you go
Once I get my hands on you
Ooh boy I love you so
Never ever ever gonna let you go
I hope you feel the same way too
(Girl I do)

Knockin' boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 30 December 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

"bowling"?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Typo. Blowing.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Was tuna served at the wedding?

― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 31 December 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

When can we expect the slapping of little fins?

― ratty, Saturday, 31 December 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

That sort of touches on the big question, doesn't it. The unmentionable awful thing.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 31 December 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

the chance that david caruso might be 'rediscovered'?

― jermaine (jnoble), Saturday, 31 December 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

World full of wonder!

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Saturday, 31 December 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

i have heard that the dolphin in question is of the female variety..

― powpowpow, Saturday, 31 December 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Fearless prediction: this will be mentioned in anti-gay-marriage editorials for years to come.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 31 December 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Why can't she be normal, and marry the Berlin Wall or something?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 31 December 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Its to bad no journalist had the guts to ask her flat out if she was planning on fucking it. A simple 'No' would have done much to clear the air.

― Ari Johnson, Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

And what makes you think the answer would be no?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

That sort of touches on the big question, doesn't it. The unmentionable awful thing.

-- Pashmina (vietgrove@g

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 31 December 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I thought you meant the age gap.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 31 December 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 31 December 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm still too blown away by the phrase "best-men dolphins" to even comprehend anything else going on here. Or potentially going on here.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

"Brit Jew marries dolphin"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

i think this proves god is a dolphin

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 December 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Hmmmm. Rock concert producer gets scads of publicity at very little cost in time or effort - I must think about this.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 31 December 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY

― Dan (Thank You, 2005) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 31 December 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

where is that Anna Kornikova dolphin gang bang story when you need it?

I mean, I know where it is, but you know what I mean.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 31 December 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 177,000 for Anna Kournikova dolphin gang bang

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 1 January 2006 00:05 (twenty years ago)

No, no, I know where it is. The "Internet."

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Sunday, 1 January 2006 00:05 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

RIP Cindy

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 22 June 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

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