2005 TV Moments (UK)

2005 50 TV Moments of the Year (UK)
50) Top of the Pops: Arctic Monkeys hit the top spot but don’t perform. Is there a point to this show?
49) Michael Jackson’s Innocence The women with the doves.
48) BBC News – Royal Wedding: “That bloody man really is awful”
47) Comic Relief: “Tell him ‘Jesus to a Child’ aside I find his output emotionally vapid.
46) Gerry Andersen’s New Captain Scarlet.
45) Bright Eyes on Jay Leno: ‘The President Talks to God’
44) Countdown: Des Lynam’s debut; he’s new Carol, not a retard.
43) Hiroshima: The vaporised guy that was sitting on the steps and the black mark that is still there.
42) Deal or No Deal
41) Later…With Jools Holland Arcade Fire perform ‘Neighbourhood#3 (Power Out)’
40) Friday Night with Jonathon Ross: Interviewing the frightened fawn that was Daniel Radcliffe.
39) Rolling News Channels 21/7: Have you seen these four men?
38) Q.I.: Rory McGrath tells us all he knows about the periodic table, violating the title of the show.
37) Not Only but Always: I know it was on 30th December 2004 but it was the year’s most impressive acting feats.
36) House M.D.
35) MTV Europe Awards: Gorrilaz virtual performance of ‘Feel Good Inc.’
34) Guinness’s Evolution advert:
33) X-Factor: “I wore the right clothes..” “No you didn’t!” “I have the right attitude..” “No you haven’t.”
32) Life in the Undergrowth: Slugs mating.
31) George Bush: Not opening a door in China, if only for the face he pulls.
30) Mercury Music Prize: Antony and The Johnsons ‘Hope There’s Someone’
29) The Mighty Boosh:
28) Derren Brown The guy they put in the Zombie game. “DIE MUTHERFUKERS!”
27) Bodies:
26) Jamie’s Diner’s: Who would have thought last year that he would turn out something of a hero?
25 Comic Relief: Simon: “This is McFly!” Lauren: “McBovvered”
24) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Going to the ball game in the car pool lane.
23) Katrina Relief - Kanye West: “George Best doesn’t care about black people.”
22) Children of Beslan: “I was waiting for Harry Potter to come and save me.”
21) Dragon’s Den:
20) Six Feet Under: Nate’s funeral.
19) Jamstar adverts. Ding ding!
18) Man Stroke Women: Morning Dad.
17) Messiah IV:
16) 2012 Olympic Games announcement: London!
15) Election Night – BBC: ‘Gorgeous’ George Vs. Paxman.
14) Auschwitz: The Nazi’s and The Final Solution:
13) A Very Social Secretary
12) Lost: The Pilot: When the bloke gets sucked through the engine.
11) Nathan Barley: Peace and Fucking, Awesome fucking Wells, Keep it futile!
10) 49 Up:
9) Coast:
8) Champions’ League Final: Liverpool’s third goal
7) Live8: The why-are-you-fucking-this-up? look Elton John gave Pete Doherty during ‘Children of The Revolution’.
6) No Direction Home
5) Peep Show: Mark is rescued by The Johnson and he doesn’t have to poo in a bag.
4) Extras: Les Dennis phoning Heat magazine
3) The Thick of It: “Have you ever cleaned up your mother’s piss?”
2) The Ashes- 4th Test: Strauss’ catch
1) Dr. Who: Dok-tor?