"Professional Douchebags"

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A girl I was talking to at our NYE party trotted out this term to explain to me who Ryan Seacrest is. I liked it VERY much. Please name others.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

adam carolla

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone from the show Jackass, but in a good way.

Ashton Kutcher, in a bad way.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I would be much more impressed if, while you were chatting to this girl at a NYE party, a team of professional douchebags had trotted by. In uniform.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Every anchor of every show on Fox News and most of their guests.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

anyone who hosts any kind of talk show

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

excepting Jon Stewart.
Okay, maybe not.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

no, i love stewart and colbert, but they're not excepted from this at all.

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff Greenfield.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Rumsfeld

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I've had a great time discovering Stephen Colberrrrrrrr whilst home, but the whole 25 quid to see J. Stewart read bits of Amerikkka the Book thing disheartened me slightly.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

critics

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

people who put the word "generation" on the back cover of their memoirs

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

cut to thirty years from now when miccio's collection of music writings is entitled, Talkin' Bout My Generation and the back has a B&W pic of Miccio wearing a sportcoat and turtleneck, pointing at the camera, and grinning.

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 January 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

but that isn't on the back cover, i suppose.

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 January 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i will buy that book, BTW

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 January 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose ILXors are amateur douchebags?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I think corporate PR people as a rule fit the category. I'm thinking particularly of my encounters with Wal-Mart spokespeople and pretty much anyone working for a big-money developer.

xpost: yeah, you really have to get paid for it to count. doing it for free is just kind of sad.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 2 January 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

And of course...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/scott.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 2 January 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Mick jagger

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 January 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tythehandyguy.com/images/photogallery/big_photos/Ty-and-guitar.jpg

http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/images/tv/showtitles/emeril_live.jpg

― svend (svend), Monday, 2 January 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

emeril isn't a douchebag, i just find his lowest-common-denominator shtick really disheartening.

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 2 January 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

rachael ray, however, is DOUCHEBAGGO SUPREMO WITH EXTRA E-V-O-O

― it was jody that killed the beast (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 2 January 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

I agree, but if she were to step in on this guy's behalf to help him get his job back, I'd reconsider. (Thanks for linking to that at ILCooking, Jaq.)

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

Professional jazz douchebags?

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

What time is it?

http://www.clubdetention.com/images/chico_flamencohighres.JPG

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.danitrue.com/images/Cuties/ctmgr002.jpg http://vagalume.uol.com.br/sugar-ray/images/3385.jpg http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9901/22/sugar.ray/link.mark.mcgrath.jpg

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

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