TS: Lawrence Tierney vs. Klaus Kinski

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Lawrence Tierney = film noir/gangster actor from the 40s, who later played the mob boss on Reservoir Dogs and Elaine's father on Seinfeld for only one episode. Never invited back to Seinfeld, for stealing a knife on the set and genuinely intimidating cast and crew. While drunk in a bar, would call up the police, get them to show up, and then attack them. Once apparently went directly through a kitchen wall to get to the dining room.

Klaus Kinsky = German actor. Never worked with any director more than once, excepting Werner Herzog, who discovered him in childhood after a screaming Kinski locked himself in a restroom and reduced the porcelain to rubble. Attacked an extra on the set of Aguirre the Wrath of God with an axe, and fired a gun into the crew's hut to shut them up. Also wrote the vigorously pornographic autobiography I Need Love/Kinski Uncut.

Joe (Joe), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

laurence tierney was waaaaaaaay scarier than klaus kinski. they are both utterly captivating. and creepy.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's a shame Kinski never got to be on the Simpsons

'Twan (miccio), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

According to John Sayles, Tierney was a little "standoffish" while on the set of City of Hope, to the tune of fucking up scenes he shared w/ other actors.

I'll take Klaus, tho, because he played a vampire. Tho Scott's right - KK is more outlandish, but LT's the one to watch out for.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

they had a night on TCM where they played three Tierney noirs in a row and he had me totally frightened for his co-stars. as people having to act with him, not as characters! yeesh, what a bad-ass.


i would also like to take this time to give a shout-out to Crawlspace!

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 2 January 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

locked himself in a restroom and reduced the porcelain to rubble.

because Herzog's mother didn't properly due his laundry! (or something.)

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to see the new print of Fitzcarraldo tomorrow night.

Woo, hoo.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

The new Simpsons Season 7 DVD set has a lot of comments from the crew regarding Tierney's appearance in "Marge Be Not Proud." He was extremely intimidating, always asking the guys in the recording booth what they were talking about, didn't get the jokes, etc. Still, they ended up w/a great performance from him.

Kinski never did The Simpsons, so Tierney wins.

phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Burden of Dreams > My Best Fiend > Fitzcarraldo

A friend sat behind Tierney in an LA theater, I think LT peed into a cup.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Did Kinski ever do that?

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Kinski > Just about anyone.

I love the story about Kinski firing at the extras on the set of Aguirre. My Best Fiend is indeed better than Fitzcarraldo. I don't really like Fitzcarraldo all that much. Mustheck out Burden of Dreams!

(Fans of Herzog: check out "Little Dieter learns to Fly" -- my fav. Herzog film so far).

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

Kinski peed wherever he wanted to.

Freud Junior, Third Cousin to Chuck Norris (Freud Junior), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

Kinski, all the way. There's genius mixed with eccentricity, and then there's just bitter small nuts aggro bullshit. Lawrence Tierney was embarrassing. Bukowski could've taken 'im. Easy.

maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

I finally saw Dillinger a couple months ago and Born to Kill last night -- what a homicidal visage! Not as freaky as Klaus's, but you could see him blending in as a sociopath, whereas people would keep their distance with one look at KK's puss.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

velko, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 09:43 (sixteen years ago)

Never worked with any director more than once, excepting Werner Herzog,

kinski made 8 films with alfred vohrer but only 6 with herzog. all those edgar wallace movies, see.

ǝɟɟɐzǝɟ (☪), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 11:00 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

quote time!

About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie.
Klaus Kinski

But words - words are not enough!
Klaus Kinski

Fun? There is no fun.
Klaus Kinski

I am dying of hunger.
Klaus Kinski

I am not the Jesus of the official church tolerated by those in power. I am not your superstar.
Klaus Kinski

I am your fairy tale. Your dream. Your wishes and desires, and I am your thirst and your hunger and your food and your drink.
Klaus Kinski

I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.
Klaus Kinski

I didn't choose solitude.
Klaus Kinski

I don't need anybody to tell me how to be alive.
Klaus Kinski

I have to shoot without any breaks. I yell at Herzog and hit him. I have to fight for every sequence. I wish Herzog would catch the plague, more than ever.
Klaus Kinski

I knew there were, in myself, the souls of millions of people who lived centuries ago; not just people but animals, plants, the elements, things, even, matter. All of these exist in me.
Klaus Kinski

I make movies for money, exclusively for money.
Klaus Kinski

I sell myself for the highest price. Exactly like a prostitute. There is no difference.
Klaus Kinski

In a way, everything concerning a movie leaves me cold.
Klaus Kinski

It is the Nobel Prize I want. It's worth $400,000.
Klaus Kinski

It is true what Rimbaud said; If you think a book is strong enough, try it at the ocean, in the wind, at the waves. If the book can resist the ocean, then it exists. Otherwise, throw it away.
Klaus Kinski

Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.
Klaus Kinski

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
Klaus Kinski

People who do not see the terrible things therefore do not see the beautiful things, either.
Klaus Kinski

Put a bird cage near the window so that the bird can see the sky? It's much better to look than not to, even if it hurts.
Klaus Kinski

Sometimes my heart hurts so much, I beat it with my fists. I try to run. But you cannot run from this. It waits for you. Even when you think you have escaped it, it is there.
Klaus Kinski

The dimensions of my feelings are too violent.
Klaus Kinski

The truth is, I can never die. For I will be in everything and see you in everything and watch over you. I am your reaction in the water of a mountain lake.
Klaus Kinski

The ultimate acting is to destroy yourself.
Klaus Kinski

What do you think, that a dollar in a savings account is freedom? Maybe you have understood nothing I have said.
Klaus Kinski

When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't.
Klaus Kinski

Whenever I was with a woman, I always sort of want another one. So there was always another one. I can't explain this.
Klaus Kinski

Where a beast would have claws, I was born with talent.
Klaus Kinski

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
Klaus Kinski

Why have I had this life? If I knew, I wouldn't have done it.
Klaus Kinski

You don't need a framework. You need a painting, not a frame.
Klaus Kinski

You have to protect yourself, your body, your being. You cannot treat it badly; you have to keep it, make as sensitive as possible.
Klaus Kinski

You leap over the wall of one ghetto and find yourself in another ghetto.
Klaus Kinski

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing.
Lawrence Tierney

Everyone that ever met me has been in love with me.
Lawrence Tierney

Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.
Lawrence Tierney

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
Lawrence Tierney

People make fast moves around me, I react. I can't help it.
Lawrence Tierney

Put good energy out. Get good energy back.
Lawrence Tierney

Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?
Lawrence Tierney

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

wish i could find more tierney quotes....

but alas, i would totally vote kinski in a fucking heartbeat. i am totally in love with his 'being' knowhamean..

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

Klaus Kinski is amazing to watch ... even in crappy movies.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

exactly

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

i am transfixed.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

I take it you've seen the one where he plays Paganini?

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

YES.

that also reminds me of other things. have you ever seen The Commission by Woody Vasulka? whew.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

no! Is it on ubuweb or something?

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

i dunno, human trainwrecks have their point of diminishing returns for me

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

i kind of admire that trainwreckin' quality.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

So skip ahead to about 6:45 in this clip from a pre-cable local TV MST3K episode riffing on a 60s spy parody knockoff starring Frankie Avalon and George Nader and Wilfred Hyde-White and Shirley Eaton from Goldfinger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sH5WZMi9Dc

Klaus, you were something.

The character he plays is one 'President Boong.'

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

Oh dear.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/klaus_kinski_accused_of_molesting_his_daughter_for_14_years

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)

Oh man, I do not want to click on that.

On a "lighter" note I watched this Lawrence Tierney noir melodrama recently. It packs a lot of grim behavior into 61 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydnWmkBw3DU&feature=player_embedded#!

Rocking Disco Santa (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)

oh klaus, oh no :[

here's a bunch of the seinfeld cast telling the knife theft story mentioned in the op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9T7En0N2bg

arby's, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:36 (twelve years ago)

Read the title as Maura Tierney v.s. Klaus Kinski.

Cunga, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

Wow... I'm really pretty freaked out about this. I mean, I have never been under the illusion that Klaus was not a monster, but there's monsters and then there's monsters. He has been a (monstrously) totemic figure in my life so... argh...

~farben~ (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

So how are we all feeling about it. My gf wants me to bin all my herzog/kinski dvds. I don't see why. I haven't had a chance to watch any of them since the news, but I can't imagine I will feel differently about Kinski on screen.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 13 January 2013 10:10 (twelve years ago)

Better bin all your Polanski DVDs too if that's the case. Steptoe And Son box set as well, if you have it.

it's all fuck what sit says, we'll do our own thing (Matt #2), Sunday, 13 January 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)

Just talking about Polanski with someone at this very moment!

Polanski's action was a one off, I think. Kinski allegedly did this for what, 15 years? The thing about Brambell was a highly dubious splash in The Sun, wasnt it.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 13 January 2013 10:52 (twelve years ago)

sometimes great art is made by horrible people etc

i don't think enjoying the movies Kinski made is condoning his life any more than laughing at OJ in the Naked Gun is condoning his

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 January 2013 11:16 (twelve years ago)

One of my favorite movies is a Polanski, but I still think he is a horrible human being who should probably be in jail. I think in most cases you can separate the art from the artist.

Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Sunday, 13 January 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

the separation thing is curious tho. there are plenty of ppl who will enjoy art made by people who have abused children or w/e yet still find lots of transgressive art ~unacceptable~. it's like you can commit all manner of sexual violence if you sing sweetly enough, but if yr too gully in yr misogyny you become anathema regardless of how much of a cutie you are irl. could ponder the visceral character of music mb but i think it's mostly a class thing

ogmor, Sunday, 13 January 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

Polanski's action was a one off, I think.

polanski started dating another of kinski's daughters when she was 15, coincidentally enough

da croupier, Sunday, 13 January 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

You'll be wanting me stop listening to Gary Glitter next

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 January 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.aedes.com/Kinski_p_1687.html

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago)

KINSKI is an ingenious olfactory homage to a man whose complex personality enthralled and appalled a generation. It is a richly decadent, textured scent with heady top notes including cassis, juniper and castoreum; a heart with oceanic notes inspired by Kinski’s love of the sea; and a base of animalic and woody notes that reflect his own almost feral sensuality.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1383775_10151819072623183_1522555614_n.jpg

lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago)

woah, what?!

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago)

nine months pass...

NY KK series... a lot of these are not on US disc. Recommendations? Not the kind of "shit" Tarantino loves plz.

http://anthologyfilmarchives.org/film_screenings/series/42948

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 August 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

I remember Paganini being godawful. If I make it to one date of this series it's gonna be Jesus Christ Saviour which I've always really wanted to see. Crawlspace is great fun but probably too close to Tarantino shit for you.

before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

any defenders of Buddy Buddy?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

A friend sat behind Tierney in an LA theater, I think LT peed into a cup.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 3, 2006 11:02 AM (fourteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fourteen-and-a-half years later, we have confirmation!

Eddie Muller made reference to this story when introducing the Tierney flick Bodyguard (fine; better than Whitney Houston, not as good as Chris Makepeace) on TCM's Noir Alley last weekend: https://www.eddiemuller.com/tierney.html

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:29 (five years ago)


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