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Finally, they did settle on a host who will likely find the appropriate tone and volume of cowboy sodomy jokes -- Jon Stewart.

http://oscarbeat.latimes.com/awards_oscar/2006/01/ladies_and_gent.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

but stewart is nothing without his desk!

Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

some of those comments are hysterical

and his name (Saunders) is suspiciously Jewish

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Even if GWB laughs at it, I won't tolerate it
If Hollywood wants biting political pundits, Ann Coulter is a riot.
YOU ARE AFRAID TO MAKE FAMOUS A CONSERVATIVE ACTOR
A "technical" Oscar for the Passion. But you wait and see what the gay movie will get. "Best"...everything.
C'mon people. It's hollywood... do you expect, Rush Limbaugh to host? Of course they'll pick one of their own.

My mind is boggling at the thought of Limbaugh hosting

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Times staff writers Scott Collins and John Horn report that Oscar show officials first approached Stewart shortly before Christmas.
Surely they meant:
Times staff writers Scott Collins and John Horn report that Oscar show officials first approached Stewart shortly before Hanukkah.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Really, this was the best possible choice short of Ali G and Borat.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Um, you know that Ali G and Borat are the same person, right? They couldn't host a show together.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

They'd just split the screen -- it's exactly the sort of stupid stunt they love to do for the Oscars. How many awards have been given by animated characters in recent years?

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh, they've been genial, certainly, but animated?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, FX even better than The Patty Duke Show, I hear. Jesus, they're both on Da Ali G Show, aren't they?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Ali G is actually not that funny when he's constrained by broadcast TV decency standards.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking more of Borat wandering down to the Brokeback actors... "In Kazakhstan we content ourselves with sheep" etc; an alternate-universe Oscars obv.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, if they'd let him do his usual shtick, it would be great, I'll grant you. of course, they never would though.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

So how are the nominations looking?

Best Pic: Brokeback Mountain, Munich, Good Night, Good Luck, Capote? and King Kong.

Best Actor: Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeff Daniels (long shot), Joaquin Phoenix, David Straithairn.

Best Actress. As usual, slim pickins. Reese Witherspoon, Felicia Huffman, Keira Knightley? Laura Linney? Naomi Watts?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Keira Knightley
ONLY ONLY ONLY if it's for Domino and not P&P

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I think King Kong is pretty much considered 'dead' in Oscar terms since it's going to gross less than $500 million domestically. The much-maligned Crash is apparently emerging as the liberal-guilt hetero alternative to BBM.

Squid won't get anything but screenplay unless they slot Daniels in supporting (which I think they are).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

safe picks from that list: Brokeback, Hoffman, Witherspoon

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Alfred, your forgetting that Judi Dench has taken over the Jack Lemmon Must Be Nominated Bylaw. She just got a Screen Actors Guild nom (I'll put those in the "detrius" thread?).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Munich seems to have done poorly in most of the other awards lists / Golden Globes noms. Ditto King Kong. Can't see either getting best picture nods.

zebedee (zebedee), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Alfred, your forgetting that Judi Dench has taken over the Jack Lemmon Must Be Nominated Bylaw. She just got a Screen Actors Guild nom (I'll put those in the "detrius" thread?)

For Mrs. Henderson or Pride & Prejudice?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Zebedee is right. Capote is looking a lot more likely than Munich or King Kong based on all the guild awards so far. Those two will have to pick up DGA noms to ensure that they're still in the race.

Alfred: Mrs. Henderson.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Dench, Mrs. Henderson. Ye gods, is she in P&P too?

Ledger up against 4 animatronic historical impersonations in SAG. If it's the same in the Oscars, he wins in a walk.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Supporting Actress: Maria Bello, Catherine Keener (for something), Michelle Williams, Scarlet Johansen, who else?

Supporting Actor: William Hurt, Ed Harris (maybe; if HOV does well), Jake Gyllenhaal (ditto), Frank Langella, Giamiatti.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'd say the Best Actor race is the most interesting: Hoffman vs Ledger.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Gyllenhaal might get the nod (but not the award) in that Toni Collette-Ethan Hawke we-really-love-the-film kind of way.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Supporting Actress: Maria Bello, Catherine Keener (for something), Michelle Williams, Scarlet Johansen, who else?

If Keener gets it, it'll be for Capote, not 40-Year-Old Virgin, I'm guessing!

Frances MacDormand for North Country and Rachel Weisz for The Constant Gardener are also in this race.

Supporting Actor: William Hurt, Ed Harris (maybe; if HOV does well), Jake Gyllenhaal (ditto), Frank Langella, Giamiatti.

At this point, Crash is doing so well, I expect that there's a nomination in there for Matt Dillon, Terrence Howard, or Don Cheadle: maybe even two of them. Clooney for Syriana also a possibility. Ed Harris seems unlikely, as the fate of A History of Violence seems to have sunk lately -- though I still think Hurt is likely.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

in that Toni Collette-Ethan Hawke we-really-love-the-film kind of way.

Hawke's acting nom for Training Day or his writing nom for Before Sunset?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Some ppl seemed to think William (One-Scene Lark) Hurt was a frontrunner after he won a couple critics groups, but he wasn't even nominated by SAG. Ed Harris, forget it. Looking to me like AHOV will be shut out except for Adapted Screenplay to me.

If the supporting noms match SAG, I'd say Fat Clooney has the edge on Gyllenhaal.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

the acting nom. (xpost)

Yeah, I forgot about Matt Dillon; he's got a good shot.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

the fate of A History of Violence seems to have sunk lately

say what?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

the Capote movie was so dreary and self-aggrandizing, it's bound to win an Oscar of some sort.

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Should have included Amy Adams too.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm fairly certain that the chips will fall into place for Terrence Howard to take the soft fifth slot in the lead actor category. But, then again, Cinderella Man is doing fairly well for itself in chasing the Finding Neverland slot.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Looking to me like AHOV will be shut out except for Adapted Screenplay to me.

I find it hard to imagine Bello won't be nominated. Her failure to get a SAG nomination should probably be chalked up to category confusion over whether she was lead or supporting. SAG is notoriously weird about this: Benicio del Toro won lead from SAG for Traffic, even though he was considered supporting by all other critics' and awards groups.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

And I doubt the Academy will two supporting actor nods to Crash, despite the renascent love for this film.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

I really can't see Capote getting a BP nomination (too inconsequential), and yet it keeps getting nominated by each and every guild. It missed BP at the Globes, though, so I think it's still a pretty iffy prospect.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Matt, you and I both know that critics' polls -- especially the Village Voice one! -- means diddly-squat when it comes to the Oscars. Apichatpong Weerasethakul, prepare your tuxedo!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

But, then again, Cinderella Man is doing fairly well for itself in chasing the Finding Neverland slot.

I like to call it the Chocolat slot. Rhymes, too.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)


If Cinderella Man gets a BP nom after being released THREE TIMES (at least in NYC), Ron Howard should play the lead in the next George Romero film. "YOU WILL LIKE MY MOVIE!" (CHOMP)

Who gets the last spot in the Obit Montage this year, Anne Bancroft (two memorable films) or Richard Pryor (ill-used his entire career)?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Reviewing the SAG noms of the last three years, it's clear they've got an excellent track record of predicting the Oscar nods. I'm assuming that there's considerable overlap in membership of both groups.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

I like to call it the Chocolat slot.

I heard that about you.

Dan (ZING) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

john you and i both know that the nominations for the academy awards haven't even been released yet, so any speculation about fates of movies "sinking" "lately" (especially when just getting a boost from a poll that is probably read by a few academy voters) has diddley-squat to do with anything

i mean, you're right, but for the WRONG REASONS

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Who gets the last spot in the Obit Montage this year, Anne Bancroft (two memorable films) or Richard Pryor (ill-used his entire career)?

Good question. Surprisingly sizeable applause: Pat Morita.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

abe vigoda

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

BP: Brokeback, Constant Gardner, Cinderella Man, Capote, Walk the Line
BA: Terrence Howard (either movie), Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jeff Daniels, Viggo Mortenson
BA: Reese Witherspoon, Felicity Huffman, Judi Dench, Emmanuelle Devos, Rachel Weisz

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

actually scratch viggo for jauquin

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Rachel Weisz has been promoted as a supporting actress though.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

has she? that's strange. well, she'll get that then. i think that constant gardner will be the film that gets a surprisingly large amount of nominations.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Richard Pryor (ill-used his entire career)

BREWSTER'S MILLIONS is seriously one of my all-time favorite movies.

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

I really can't see Capote getting a BP nomination (too inconsequential)

Oh Eric, c'mon. Which got a Best Picture nomination, The Towering Inferno or In Cold Blood?

Emmanuelle Devos

Not anywhere on their radar.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Joaquin said that when he had dinner with Johnny Cash, JC quoted some of his Gladiator dialogue to him. (Cash had a hobbyist's interest in ancient Rome.)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I am now imagining Johnny Cash tinkering with 1/24 scale models of the Coliseum in his back yard.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

a boy named suetonius

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

JC heavily interested in early Christianity years as historical scholarship, had an impressive library that would make any Latin groupie spin.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Was there even a few frames of 3 Women in the Altman montage? I didn't see any

I remember there being about a second of the woman (forgot her name) painting that mural in the pool which then spliced into what was presumably a clip of Van Gogh painting from his Van Gogh movie.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

OK, thx (Janice Rule i think)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

I find it very funny that Morbius is calling Crash racist because the way he writes make me think he's one of the most racist people on ILE, or to be more fair homosexual-exclusive people on ILE.

Dan (Tone Not Translating To Print) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

You really are dumber than you seem to be.

And I watched the Oscars with a barful of mostly tasteless gay men (during the film noir thing: "Whaaaat caaaategory is THISH?!?"), so I hate fags more than usual this week.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

That's nice.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Was there a clip of Hot Lips in the Altman tribute?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Considering MASH is just about the only Altman film you can guarantee the majority of America recognizes in clip format, what do you think?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Is that Clooney doing commercials for Budwieser?

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Just a taunt there, Ally. From me, the racist.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

It's not Lou Rawls. x-post

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I know he's doing some voice over, might v well be Bud. His voice is recognizable but the product escapes me every time. xpost bbbbbbbbbut I was taunting Altman...

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

OK ILX IS NOT INSERTING SPACES INTO MY POSTS ANYMORE. DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS ISSUE?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

No

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)

oh you wouldn't know.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

That's a very curious

question.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

I think my firefox is el broken.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

That Diana Ossana whoever person looked like the most humorless person on earth. When she and her partner won the award she didn't even look at him and he was sitting right next to her. She just bolted out of her seat and headed to the platform. Then during her acceptance speech she didn't even feign a smile. She was like the inverse of Reese: "I never thought I'd be up here in my whole life!" (Then what are you doing in that dress in this audience?)

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I've got it, too. I guess it's time to dust off some of those <P< tags I've got lying around. xpost

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I like your inability to read, Morbs.

Dan (The Stuff Here Is Also Important, Moran) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Tracer together we can get through this.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

PEE TAGS

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

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Dan (OH NOES) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/pee/

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Crash!

Dan (OH NO HE DIDN'T) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Word

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Roger Ebert on Crash and Brokeback

LOS ANGELES -- One of the mysteries of the 2006 Oscar season is the virulence with which lovers of "Brokeback Mountain" savaged "Crash." When the film about racism actually won the Oscar for best picture Sunday, there was no grace in their response. As someone who felt "Brokeback" was a great film but "Crash" a greater one, I would have been pleased if either had won.

But here is Ken Turan in the Los Angeles Times, writing on the morning after: "So for people who were discomfited by 'Brokeback Mountain' but wanted to be able to look themselves in the mirror and feel like they were good, productive liberals, 'Crash' provided the perfect safe harbor. They could vote for it in good conscience, vote for it and feel they had made a progressive move, vote for it and not feel that there was any stain on their liberal credentials for shunning what 'Brokeback' had to offer. And that's exactly what they did."

And Nikki Finke, in the LA Weekly: "Way back on Jan. 17, I decided to nominate the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for Best Bunch of Hypocrites. That's because I felt this year's dirty little Oscar secret was the anecdotal evidence pouring in to me about hetero members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences being unwilling to screen 'Brokeback Mountain.' For a community that takes pride in progressive values, it seemed shameful to me that Hollywood's homophobia could be on a par with Pat Robertson's."

Yes, and more than one critic described "Crash" as "the worst film of the year," which is as extreme as saying John Kerry was a coward in Vietnam. It means you'll say anything to help your campaign.
What is intriguing about these writers is that they never mention the other three best picture nominees: "Capote," "Good Night, and Good Luck" and "Munich." Their silence on these films reveals their agenda: They wanted "Brokeback Mountain" to win, saw "Crash" as the spoiler, and attacked "Crash." If "Munich" had been the spoiler, they might not have focused on "Crash." When they said those who voted for "Crash" were homophobes who were using a liberal movie to mask their hatred of homosexuals, they might have said the same thing about "Munich."
This seems simply wrong. Consider Finke's "anecdotal evidence" that puts Hollywood's homophobia on a par with Pat Robertson's. Pat Robertson? This is certainly the most extreme statement she could make on the subject, but can it be true? How many anecdotes add up to evidence? Did anyone actually tell her they didn't want to see the movie because it was about two gay men?
My impression, also based on anecdotal evidence, is that the usual number of academy voters saw the usual number of academy nominees, and voted for the ones they admired the most. In a year without "Brokeback Mountain," Finke, Turan and many others might have admired "Crash." Or maybe not. But it's a matter of opinion, not sexual politics.
It is not a "safe harbor," but a film that takes the discussion of racism in America in a direction it has not gone before in the movies, directing attention at those who congratulate themselves on not being racist, including liberals and/or minority group members. It is a movie of raw confrontation about the complexity of our motives, about how racism works not only top down but sideways, and how in different situations, we are all capable of behaving shamefully.
"Good Night, and Good Luck," "Capote" and "Munich" were also risky pictures -- none more so, from a personal point of view, than "Munich," which afforded Steven Spielberg the unique experience of being denounced as anti-Semitic. "Good Night, and Good Luck" was surely a "safe harbor" for liberals, with its attack at a safe distance on McCarthyism -- although it carried an inescapable reference to McCarthyism as practiced by the Bush administration, which equates its critics with supporters of terrorism.
"Capote" was a brilliant character study of a writer who was gay, and who used his sexuality, as we all use our sexuality, as a part of his personal armory in daily battle.
It is noticeable how many writers on "Hollywood's homophobia" were able to sidestep "Capote," which was a hard subject to miss, being right there on the same list of best picture nominees. Were supporters of "Brokeback" homophobic in championing the cowboys over what Oscarcast host Jon Stewart called the "effete New York intellectual"?
Of course not. "Brokeback Mountain" was simply a better movie than "Capote." And "Crash" was better than "Brokeback Mountain," although they were both among the best films of the year. That is a matter of opinion. But I was not "discomfited" by "Brokeback Mountain." Read my original review. I chose "Crash" as the best film of the year not because it promoted one agenda and not another, but because it was a better film.
The nature of the attacks on "Crash" by the supporters of "Brokeback Mountain" seem to proceed from the other position: "Brokeback" is better not only because of its artistry but because of its subject matter, and those who disagree hate homosexuals. Its supporters could vote for it in good conscience, vote for it and feel they had made a progressive move, vote for it and not feel that there was any stain on their liberal credentials for shunning what "Crash" had to offer.


Source: rogerebert.com


Mama Roux, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Re: 3 Women- There was also a shot of Sissy Spacek (from right before she dives into the pool)

Movies I recognized from the Altman tribute:

MASH
Brewster McCloud
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
The Long Goodbye
Nashville
Buffalo Bill
3 Women
Popeye
Vincent & Theo
The Player
Short Cuts
Gosford Park
The Prairie Home Companion

There were a couple I couldn't ID (one of them had Cher in it)

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I think Dr. T and the Women was in there at the beginning.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

I wish Brewster McCloud was on DVD (c'mon, Criterion Collection!). Great movie. Too bad it's OOP, even on VHS.

Mama Roux, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

did ebert find that one some nutcase conversative blog?

clouded vision, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)


http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/oscar_ballot.jpg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Surely the one with Cher was Come Back To The Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean.

Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/oscar_ballot.jpg
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), March 8th, 2006.

Paging Katherine Harris.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

OK seriously the people that are DONATING MONEY to run an advertisement thanking the filmmakers because they feel bad that BBM didn't get BP need to all be solidly slapped upside the fucking head and the guy that blogged the idea should be reconstituted as something more useful, like wood glue.

HIV/AIDS research, Katrina relief or a fullpage ad to thank some people a lot richer than me? I DUNNO!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

I stumbled upon it on Monday, tombot. The ad's supposed to run in Friday's Variety. And, yeah, OTM.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

I think the MSM have moved on to bigger, earthshaking stories, like Dana Reeve and Barry Bonds.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Luckily it's impossible to donate money to more than one thing at a time. EVER.

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

god, if Brokeback Mountain isn't better than Crash I'm gonna be pissed off at lot of people.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

The Fandango promos are better than Crash.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

My dental X-rays are better than Crash.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

You're just saying that because of your agenda. Painfully contrived examples of how anybody can be a racist is a brilliant way to express a bold message.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, you might be trying to help people all the time but then one day you're gonna be in a car with a black guy with a visible gun in his left pocket and as you try to get him out of your car he's going to reach into his right and you're gonna shoot him and there will be a statue of the virgin mary in it NOT A GUN. THE GUN IS IN THE LEFT POCKET. AND IT WILL BE BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK AND YOU COULDN'T BELIEVE HE LIKED HOCKEY.

I, Roger Ebert, hope you learn from this.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

OK phil d, yes, people can donate money to multiple causes at multiple times but anyone who sent money for that is a class A idiot who should just be nut-punched, or at the very least forced to send the rest of their money to more sensible human beings. I don't see what your post has to do with addressing that.

xpost shut up

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

I would like the Academy to know that my teeth are an excellent example of how black and white can work together.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, sure, Ally, it's stupid and trifling and there are a million other priorities and get over the whole awards thing already, blah blah blah, but I'll bet that at least once it the last month you spent money on something completely fucking stupid and useless and stupid and silly, money that could have been spent in a more "socially useful" way. I know I sure did. Does that make me (or you) EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA?

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Alfred, be careful, or Paul Haggis will be doing an 'edgy' DV short at your next cleaning.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)


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