MEN'S FIRST ROUND, 7-8 JANJelle Klaasen (Ned) v Dennis Harbour (Eng) Mervyn King (Eng) 3-0 Brian Woods (Eng)Mareno Michels (Ned) v Paul Hogan (Eng)Ted Hankey (Eng) 1-3 Albertino Essers (Ned)Shaun Greatbatch (Eng) v Niels de Ruiter (Ned)Tony Eccles (Eng) 2-3 Per Laursen (Den)Co Stompe (Ned) v Paul Hanvidge (Sco)Simon Whitlock (Aus) v Andy Fordham (Eng)Martin Atkins (Eng) v Gerald Porter (Ire)Martin Adams (Eng) v Darryl Fitton (Eng)Ulf Ceder (Fin) v Mike Veitch (Sco)John Walton (Eng) v Stephen Roberts (Eng)Ross Montgomery (Sco) v Vincent van der Voort (Ned)Tony O'Shea (Eng) v Tony West (Eng)Gary Robson (Eng) v Gary Anderson (Eng)Raymond van Barneveld (Ned) v Brian Sorensen (Den)
WOMEN'S QUARTER-FINALS, 7-8 JANClare Bywaters (Eng) v Sabine Beutler (Swi)Trina Gulliver (Eng) v Karen Littler (Eng)Francisca Hoenselaar (Ned) v Karen Lawman (Eng) Karin Krappen (Ned) v Jan Robbins (Wal)
Currently at the oche: O'Shea and West, with the Silverback one set up. For some reason, Tony West has dyed his hair orange, and now looks like a fusion of Richey Davies' body and Gareth Gates' haircut.
I'm going to the pub now. Onward!
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)
The Viking's going to win, isn't he?
― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)
However, it is reminding me of the time I thought I was going to die at the hands drunken woman at a darts tournament in Blackpool. Good times.
My tip: Barney.
― caek (caek), Sunday, 8 January 2006 05:54 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)
Up next, though, possibly the tie of the round (on paper) - Fordham and Whitlock.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)
TONY GREEN: "The colours of the Australians, there. We saw enough of them in the summer. They weren't smiling when they went home, though."
DAVID CROFT: "Perhaps we should cut off the beards and burn them. Then we could play for the Ashes every year!"
They appear to have a new feller calling the scores, too, and he seems hell bent on elongating the penultimate syllable of every score. "SIIIIIIIIIIIX-ty!"
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)
― RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)
Up next - it's the return of the ma(tchsti)ck! Co Stompe takes on Paul Hanvidge, a match Co ought to win. Then again, the way things have been going today...
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)
(I am trying to figure out if there are peeps who will be watching the highlights later that this is spoiling anything for...)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)
Currently, Dennis Harbour's a set-up on the astoundingly young-looking Jelle Klaasen. This has led to the commentary exchange of the tournament thus far.
GREEN: Dennis Harbour... his nickname's 'Pearl'.
CROFT: Because he's a singer?
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)
Hmmm, William Hill isn't very scared of me this weekend, is he?
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)
Here's the 2nd round as it stands:
Jelle Klaasen (Ned) 4-2 Mervyn King (Eng)Paul Hogan (Eng) 4-2 Albertino Essers (Ned)Shaun Greatbatch (Eng) 4-2 Per Laursen (Den)Paul Hanvidge (Sco) 4-2 Simon Whitlock (Aus)Martin Atkins (Eng) v Martin Adams (Eng)Mike Veitch (Sco) v Stephen Roberts (Eng)Vincent van der Voort (Ned) v Tony O'Shea (Eng)Gary Anderson (Sco) v Raymond van Barneveld (Ned)
There are no seeds left in the top half of the draw. King and Whitlock's exits are rather large shocks. Assuming Barney stays in, you'd have to back him to take it.
Assuming Barney stays in, that is.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)
So here's hoping for the upsets tomorrow - O'Shea may be the last player in the draw I actively like.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)
Barney was struggling with his doubles in the match I saw. You'd still make him favourite but I'm sure even he's a bit worried about a 21 year old who throws in 3 straight 140s in about 2 seconds looking as if he's couldn't give a shit where they land.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)
RESIGN NOW GREEN YOU ARE PWNED BY ME
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 January 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)
He has a vague sort of bumfluff-y top lip effect. I personally think he looks more like the Korean feller from The PJ's. This is because I watch too much television.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 13 January 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 January 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 13 January 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 13 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)
(Whats SBS6?)
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:04 (twenty years ago)
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 13 January 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)
"My tip: Barney."
― caek (caek), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)
I am also having an excellent fantasy football day. And I still have to read the Kurt Vonnegut memoir extract in the Guardian. It is my thesis that Saturday afternoons in the UK are better than Saturday afternoon's anywhere else on Earth, and doubly so in January during the darts.
― Mike W (caek), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)
GREEN: The lion king... without the wardrobe.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)
― Mike W (caek), Saturday, 14 January 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)
http://mrankin.home.cern.ch/mrankin/Waddell.htm
e.g. "The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in ,with a portion of chips....... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"
― Mike W (caek), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)
Fan of the tournament so far is a Dutch bloke: "I was on the toilet with Shaun Greatbatch yesterday, he said he was going to slow him down, but the young man is going to win."
Assuming Klaasen does, this will actually be the first all-Dutch final, and I think only the second ever where there's been no home nations involvement (previous being Barney against Tony David, which I think was 2001-ish).
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)
Greatbatch, however, has the upper hand here - 2-0 up in the third, Klaasen's inconsistency is really costing him at the moment.
Celebrities in the crowd: PC Stamp off The Bill.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)
― ledge (ledge), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)
Celebrities in the crowd: the England women's cricket team. David Croft attempts to engage John Part in conversation about cricket. David Croft fails.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 14 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)
Klaasen bottles it again! Barney is ON FIRE!
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)
FUCK! Klaasen from NOWHERE in the deciding leg, Barney misses three at double 9, Klaasen pulls out 104! FUCK! Klaasen one set from the title!
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)
Kicking yourself, Gerry?
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)
― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)
STUBBSY: "Where's it docking?"
JELLE: "I don't say."
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)
No interview with Barney though. Poor old thing.
(xpost)
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)
― Mike W (caek), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)
Aye :-(
Great final all the same and I made a few quid off correctly predicting both semis and the final.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)
Great final ('fraid i've not been too engaged by the rest of the tournament) and really fantastic TV.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)
Anyway - Phil Taylor last year said Darts was a young man's game'. I ridiculed him, but he was right after all...
― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 16 January 2006 11:15 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 16 January 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 16 January 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)
Bah.
― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)