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do cannibles still exsist

katherine weikel, Monday, 9 January 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Of course.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Why? Got any good recipes?

Ah! The Feinbos! (kate), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

why not open a can and see?

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

"Man, I'm having a ball!"

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Actually, cannibalism as a whole is partially a myth. Ritual cannibalism as such has most likely existed, but there isn't any substantial proof that any people ever have practised cannibalism as means of getting food. Claims of cannibalism have mostly been nasty rumours spread by enemy peoples etc.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:33 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, I know you were part of that South American football team whose plane crashed in the mountains. Don't deny it.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:37 (twenty years ago)

It is also a myth that if you eat before bedtime it will go RIGHT TO YOUR HIPS.

Latham Green (mike), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:46 (twenty years ago)

but if you eat hips before bedtime they will go right to your belly. mmm.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

rosehips? full of vitamin c!
Its a myth that vitamin c helps you fight colds

Latham Green (mike), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 07:02 (twenty years ago)

there are a few serial killers who were also cannibalistic...

Otis O'Toole, Dahmer, etc.

sonore (sonore), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I should've been more clearer... Individual cannibals have obviously existed (though I guess with most of them cannibalism has still been of the ritual sort - the football team and such cases being the exceptions), but there's no knowledge of any tribe, people, etc, of practicing systematic cannibalism as means of getting their nutrition.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

ritual cannibalism has supposedly been "witnessed" (more like suspected...and for shady reasons) by explorers and ethnographers, documented by the peoples themselves (but there's cannibalism even in western folktales), and there's supposedly been archaeological evidence for it (the oldest such evidence found at the Klasies River Caves in Middle Stone Age layers).

of course plenty of ppl thought (still think) that the headhunters of new guinea were cannibals b/c of how the papuans used the remains of the deceased--they decorated skulls, used human teeth in geneology ladders, necklaces, and so on.
...but they probably weren't, normally.

And I'd doubt westerners would allow cannibalism to continue if they/we knew about it. 'cause it's only right and good that we 'civilize' the 'primitives', right? and what's more exotic, primitive, and boogeyman-scary than cannibal headhunters?

sonore (sonore), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:24 (twenty years ago)

ISLAND OF THE CANIBLES

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0300100922/102-4155408-0663306?v=glance&n=283155

Kiwi, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:31 (twenty years ago)

B-b-b-but what about that South Pacific tribe that recently apologised to some English family cos their ancestors had eaten the family's Grandad?

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:51 (twenty years ago)

Er, as already said individual cases of cannibalism could have obviously happened, but it wasn't systematic.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.peteranthonyholder.com/images/cannibals.jpg

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, are you hiding something?

http://www.cannibals.fi/kuvat/logo_cannibals.jpg

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 09:02 (twenty years ago)

Hi Tuomas, Maoris after battle or for revenge(utu) for slights against pride (mana) sometimes ate each other, it happened quite often.

They ate some of Cooks sister ships crew on one of his voyages to NZ. WHen Cook decided not to seek revenge, the crew staged a mock trial with a native Maori dog on the deck of the ship, and ate the dog in protest. salmonds book is a great read

Kiwi, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

The Wikipedia article on cannibalism is pretty informative.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 09:52 (twenty years ago)

Also, the Donner party. Many of them settled in the neighbourhood where my dad lives, and the streets are named after their departed (devoured?) brethren.

Ah! The Feinbos! (kate), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 11:12 (twenty years ago)

there's supposedly been archaeological evidence for [cannibalism]

There's very strong forensic archaeological evidence for defleshing the dead, but that doesn't equate to cannibalism.

I have to admit, I can't remember if the evidence is for defleshing with knives, or with teeth (which is stronger evidence that the bodies were being eaten, of course).

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I read a great story in Robert Hughes' The Fatal Shore about a group of convicts who escaped from their prison on Van Diemen's Land and took to the bush. They ate each other one by one over a period of some weeks, until there were only two of them left, and they drove each other mad because one of them had the axe and the other one kept trying to match his eating, sleeping and waking patterns exactly so that he could watch him at all times. Eventually the one with the axe fell asleep and the other one took the axe and killed him and ate him.
Then, when he was recaptured, he was nagged into escaping again by another convict. He agreed as long as they didn't go into the bush again, so they went up to the Derwent river. When they got there the cannibal asked the other one if he could swim and he said no. Out of sheer frustration, the cannibal killed him and ate his arms, which are apparently the tastiest part.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 12:24 (twenty years ago)

eight years pass...

very disappointed to discover that the story about the high court judge who didnt know who the beatles are is apocryphal

The media, predictably, placed the Openshaw episode in the context of judges in the past who had allegedly asked questions showing them to be ancient relics living in ivory towers.

"Who are the Beatles?" is the most famous such question. I'm sure it was never asked. I have spent an inordinate proportion of my journalistic life trying to trace it. I've searched newspaper archives and, over the years, asked literally hundreds of lawyers active during the 60s if they could point to a judge who said those words.

In this column I've frequently offered a bottle of best Guardian champagne to any reader with a solution. None has provided one. The offer stands.

although marcel berlins will have been pleased to note that three years later his own newspaper included it in the obituary of james pickles

Although Pickles was famously given to newsworthy remarks in court – such as: "Who are the Beatles?" – the judiciary at the time abided by the Kilmuir rules, which barred debate outside.

نكبة (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 December 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

this one seems to be true at least

Mr Justice Harman appeared not to know who Paul Gascoigne was, when in 1990 ‘Gazza’ brought a court case against the publication of an unauthorised biography.
Another judge asked whether footballer Paul Gascoigne played 'Rugby or Association?' before asking if there was an operetta called 'La Gazza Ladra?'

Another judge asked whether footballer Paul Gascoigne played 'Rugby or Association?' before asking if there was an operetta called 'La Gazza Ladra?'

At the time, Gazza was one of the country’s most famous footballers. Gazza’s lawyer began the case by saying: ‘Mr Gascoigne is a very well-known footballer.’

The judge replied: ‘Rugby or Association?’ Later he asked : ‘Isn’t there an operetta called La Gazza Ladra?’

نكبة (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 December 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

I've always found it kinda funny that the myth that rabbits like carrots comes directly from Bugs Bunny:

As for rabbits and carrots, it goes back to Bugs Bunny and an old Clark Gable movie from 1934. The film was a romantic comedy called It Happened One Night, and it was a huge hit at the time. There was a scene where Gable was talking around a carrot he was chewing on and the animators for Bugs Bunny depicted Bugs doing the same, in an open parody of the scene that audiences of the time would have immediately recognized (kind of the way we immediately recognize when a Shrek character imitates "bullet time" from The Matrix). That became standard Bugs Bunny behavior, and what followed was 75 years of kids growing up thinking that rabbits were carrot junkies.

(From here: http://www.cracked.com/article_19527_5-ridiculous-animal-myths-that-you-probably-believe.html.)

Tuomas, Monday, 8 December 2014 10:23 (eleven years ago)

nine years pass...

urine is not actually sterile!

https://www.healthline.com/health/is-urine-sterile

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2024 19:10 (two years ago)

Lol at

You’ll likely take in the least amount of bacteria if you drink urine quickly.

Kim Kimberly, Monday, 19 February 2024 19:31 (two years ago)

also it pairs very well with roast duck

try these 11 recipes

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2024 19:32 (two years ago)


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