pert buttocks gently parted to reveal your beloved's bijou, cute-as-a-button puckered anus: classic or dud?

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Obscur et froncé comme un oeillet violet,
Il respire, humblement tapi sous la mousse
Humide encor d'amour qui suit la rampe douce
Des fesses blanches jusqu'au bord de son ourlet

Des filaments pareils à des larmes de lait
ont pleuré sous l'autan cruel qui les repousse,
A travers de petits caillots de marne rousse,
Pour s'aller perdre où la pente les appelait.

Mon rêve s'aboucha souvent à sa ventouse ;
Mon âme du coït matériel jalouse,
En fit son larmier fauve et son nid de sanglots.

C'est l'olive pâmée et la flûte caline,
Le tube d'où descend la céleste praline,
Chanaan féminin dans les moiteurs enclos.

― A.R., Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pspworld.com/images/bijou-phillips-2.jpg

― Dan (HELLO DERE) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

You're saying her anus is on her breast?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Classic, I say! That divine moment of innocence as she slowly spreads her ass and you gaze down, just before gently massaging in the lube...

― RTW, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

OK seriously I read the grossest interview with Bijou Phillips once. It was in like Jane or something and quite frankly I was pretty shocked they printed such a thing but maybe they just don't like Bijou. Anyway, they did the interview FROM THE DENTIST, with photos accompanying, while Bijou got almost all of her teeth ripped out of her head because she hasn't brushed her teeth in like ten years.

WTF? I think I might've referenced this before, on that fucking Scaredy Cat thread about his mossy-toothed gf, but it created a large impression. An impression of Bijou Phillips with a gaping maw of blood, cackling about how brushing your teeth is for losers and gaywads.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

How do you innocently spread your ass?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Use the ass knife, Beth. It's the one between the cleavage spoon and the nipple tongs.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

All of a sudden I have a new vision of Mr. White.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

OMG Ally

― Dan (Nipslip Seems So... Inconsequential Now) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Ned, admit it. It's embarrassing not to know what cutlery to use with which course.

Oh, and Art, je te dis 'zut'.

― Ex Zutique (Miguelito), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I think I might've referenced this before, on that fucking Scaredy Cat thread about his mossy-toothed gf, but it created a large impression

If you're going to pull out old names, why not go all the way back to Neuromancer?

― Neuromancer, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

CANDYMAN
CANDYMAN
CANDYMAN
CANDYMAN
CANDYMAN

― Dan (Same Thing) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

WTF??? Is Scaredy Cat actually Ned?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)

I mean no offense to Ned or anything but he appears to be the only other ILXor who reads EVERY SINGLE THREAD

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Don't you mean "Is Neuromancer actually Ned?"

― Scaredy Cat?, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

No, no I don't.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

OW THIS FUCKING HOOK IN MY NECK

― Dan (Won't Do That Again) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Don't you mean "Is Nude Spock actually Ned?"

― No, no I don't?, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mag4.net/Rimbaud/poesies/photos/albumzutique_2x3.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg

― ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉)ttegåR deN (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

wonder what the exact date was this sort of thing became unacceptable

― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

born too late

― the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

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