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Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sack tourney! I'm not going to lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

― $#@!#!@, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Tom Wolfe?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

no one smokes "sticky buds" outta a soda can. if you can afford "sticky buds" yer probably smoking out of glass, at least.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I have an increasingly high-level interest in football. I weaned it off for a coupla years on the basis of Patriot hatred but the addiction has returned.

xpost no one understands hackey sack either so I think we should just shrug all together now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

take it up w/ stewie yall

― $#@!$$!, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Make me.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

you have to admit the simpsons dis is pretty funny coming from family guy

― $#@!$!, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

No I think the whole thing is pretty funny, it's just that I've never gotten what the point of hackey sack is. I mean, do you win something? I don't like a game unless it involves people bleeding eventually to be honest.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

i really just wanted a thread for shit that everybody likes

― $#@!$@, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

like south park or chronic 2001

― $#@!$@, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

You aimed too high... xp

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

OK well everybody likes bacon, first of all. Even vegetarians, that's why they make fake bacon.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

haha my mom is vegan & over xmas she unconvincingly tried to convince herself that the bacon on her restaurant baked potato was those soy bacon bits even tho it was like 4/5ths GRISTLE

― $#@!$@!, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

dude that's awesome. Like a restaurant even has soy bacon bits??

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i have a t-shirt that says "bacon is a vegetable."

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

well you know the cheap store-bought BAC-O-BITS are actually meatless

― $#@!$!@, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mccormick.com/assets/M05800C.jpg
Ingredients
TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, SALT, CORN STARCH, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, CARAMEL COLOR, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, CORN GLUTEN, AND WHEAT PROTEIN, FD&C RED 3, AND AUTOLYZED YEAST.

― $#@$!!!, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

BAC'N is my favorite contraction ever

― $#@$!!!, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

"bits"

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

But I've never noticed restaurants using Bac'n Bits etc. Like a fast food joint yes, Wendy's aint gonna mess with real bacon but a restaurant? I always see the gristley bits. Maybe I'm special?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

it is not your who is special, ally, it is the pig who died to bring you its smoked belly that is special.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zboneman.com/movies/images/babe%20in%20city.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/charlottes.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I hate bacon* and I'm not vegetarian. No-one, not even vegetarians, can understand this. Surely someone else doesn't like bacon...

(*unless the bacon is unsmoked and has been cooked around some other meat that I like, like sausages or chicken, then I can eat it along with the other stuff)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I used to be unable to eat bacon because it would make me physically ill but I didn't hate it even then. That is unusual!!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I do not like bacon, either. Especially the smell of it. It's just overpowering and gross.

So I share your baconhate, Ailsa. (Though I am actually vegetarian.)

― Ah! The Feinbos! (kate), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

you are incredibly lame

― $#!@#!$, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, my obsessive interest in celeb amateur porn is aroused: Colin Farrell sex tape!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

the appeal of hacky-sack consists of dual illusions of community and exclusivity

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

also, that satisfying *thwop*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

yes but I mean it's merely kicking around a beanbag, no?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

do people really still wear henleys?

also, what is "Mr. Plow"?

xpost: !

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

so when did hackey sack become the groan-inducing thing it has become, right up there with drum circles on the college lawn? i got one in like '84 as a 6th grader as it was promoted as something you could do to enhance your soccer skills. it was also kind of a solo thing. an athletic thing. then this korean bully kid from the apartments threw my hackey sack on the roof and i sorta lost interest. then several years later i look up and there's this negative cliche about it. which i can understand, but it's sort of a shame because of it being potentially kinda fun.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

hackey sack has been replaced by bean bag toss (aka "cornholing") around here.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

http://stickandballguy.blogspot.com/Steve%20Perry.JPG

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

is cornholing like "baggo"? i got roped into playing that once recently. i'll give it this: it's easier to drink beers and smoke while tossing beanbags.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

"what's that about baggo?"

― literalapse, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

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