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― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Way to go, Je4nne!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

sonofabitch. I totally could have knocked her up if given the chance. BUT NOT BECAUSE GOD HAS OTHER PLANS FOR ME THAT ARE CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN IMPREGNATING ANGELINA JOLIE. sonofabitch.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I made a grammatical error in both those posts. As you can see, I'm very upset by the news.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of celebs and s-e-x, I just saw a headline that contained the words "Farre11 s3x t4pe", and I was all like, "y'know, I would probably watch Will Farrell getting a handjob."

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

And now my coworkers are all staring at me uncomfortably, because, yes, I said that out loud.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Another slow day in the prairie, I see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

"y'know, I would probably watch Will Farrell getting a handjob."

"Knights of Columbus!"

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

For a minute, I thought you were talking about *Andrew* getting a handjob. Oh my!

― I Can't Be Bothered To Think Of A Clever Screenname (kate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

THE WORLD'S SEXIEST BABY IS IN GESTATION. FUCK A HANDJOB.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

How many kids does Angelina Jolie even need???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

enough to start her own model un?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

One for each room.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh come on, Je4nne, the law of averages dictates the Pitt-Jolie baby will be UGLY.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

This, coming from a man who finds a Will Ferrel handjob attractive.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

You gotta admit, it would probably be more entertaining than a Colin Farrell handjob.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of celebs and s-e-x, I just saw a headline that contained the words "Farre11 s3x t4pe", and I was all like, "y'know, I would probably watch Will Farrell getting a handjob."

dirtycolin dot com but I think it's already down. he looks like a crap Edward Norton (American History X) in the video.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

i did like how much he sucked her pussy dry

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/08/04/brangelina512.jpg

― James Mitchell, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

marcheline?

― gbx, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

hhaha I love how they always use pictures of babies sleeping. Look at the parents, looking away from the camera to hide bags under their eyes.

Is Knox a common name? Vivienne's nice. Only know of Vivian though.

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

still beats "apple" i guess...
xpost

― tehresa, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe they wanted to go for Ville (for the girl).

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing can beat "Shiloh Pitt".

Say it real slow, in a Spooneristic style..

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

They have, what, six kids now? Gah. Can barely cope with two.

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sure they have a nanny or six.

― onimo, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)

It took Angelina a year and 8 months to conceive a child?!

― Tuomas, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)

Shiloh Pitt?!?! Good god bad puns on his name will follow him throughout life.

― Jibe, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

It took Angelina a year and 8 months to conceive a child?!

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:15 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

angelina's part elephant

― latebloomer, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:37 (seventeen years ago)

there is something really fishy with all of these recent celebrity twin births. from the ones i can remember over the last 18 months (?): Jennifer Lopez, Angelina, Marcia Cross, Rebecca Romijn and Julia Roberts in 04.

― sunny successor, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

IVF increases chances of twins, no? maybe some of these people aren''t conceiving naturally.

― Roz, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

It's quite the thing.

― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, i was about to say. having elective twins seems more and more common.

― lauren, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

Also just being 'old' increases chances of twins.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

oo..im old. yay!

― sunny successor, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

multiple siblings for beeps!!!

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

this is my only chances at sneaking a third kid past PP. he is set on two.

i think brad and angie did IVF, right?

― sunny successor, Monday, 4 August 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

"Also just being 'old' increases chances of twins."

Uh no. I think because they are older and don't want to wait long, they opt for IVF (which, yes, increases chances of twins).

Yes, SS, it seemed they wanted to have children fast. Like in 1 year and 8 months.

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2498869/Brad-Pitt-and-Angelina-Jolie-Twins-have-brought-wonderful-chaos-to-our-lives.html
They denied rumours of IVF treatment, saying: "If they had been conceived through IVF we would have been happy to discuss it. But we have been fortunate enough never to have had fertility problems."

― onimo, Monday, 4 August 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, and when they divorce they will remeain BFFs. Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

"Also just being 'old' increases chances of twins."

Uh no.

Uh yes. The older you are, the more likely you are to release more than one egg when you ovulate (resulting in fraternal twins).

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 4 August 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

neat

― rrrobyn, Monday, 4 August 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

having elective twins

i read this as electric twins

― rrrobyn, Monday, 4 August 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

I meant that in her case it's IVF. I mean, srsly, all these twins? Some of'em have been getting IVF treatment.

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

Also, if you're over 45 the odds get higher. No?

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 August 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah, in the case of celebs it probably is fertility drugs, IVF and/or donor eggs.

But the twin rate is going up in the non-celeb population, too, for all those reasons.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 4 August 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

I have three sets of fraternal twins in my family. All born to old ladies.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

but the only thing that TRULY matters re the demise of prop 8 is that THE BRANGELINA WEDDING IS ON

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/-/entertainment/17784847/brangelina-set-a-wedding-date/

― paula deezen (get bent), Friday, 28 June 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

✝

― Wes Brodicus, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)

there's nothing left to believe in anymore

now i really have to see that film she made with him last year

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)

I wonder if they have to give all those kids back now

― Dominique, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

I think Mia Farrow has some empty rooms

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

Angelina dumped Brad after private eye uncovered Marion Cotillard affair

oh shii

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

Double dates with Amal and Marion - I can see it.

― otm in the rain (Eazy), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)

If she really wants to put the kibosh on it she should adopt Marion.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

i wonder if Jennifer Aniston is in a good mood today?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

@dick_nixon
Pitt at least seems to accept that actors will never save the world and no one cares what they think. It is difficult to argue with that.

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)

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