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― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

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― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

http://students.estrellamountain.edu/drakuna/studentfrontpageprojects/JanaeWells/Janae%20Wells%20-%20FP%20Learning%20Unit/14_brown_cow.gif

Has anyone ever told you that Chocolate milk comes from brown cows? Well they were wrong. There are brown cows but they don't produce Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is just like white milk until Chocolate is added to it.

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

http://huberdecor.com/McAlister/Medium/HersheysSyrup.jpg

TEH HEALTH = TYPE-2 DIABEETES, APPARENTLY

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Good stuff, Maynard.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

As a kid I hated choco.milk in cartons but I was obsessed with:

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― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ansci.wsu.edu/personal/clubs/dairy/2002-2003/chocolateworldsign.jpg

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I have heard unpleasant things about the history of why they originally produced chocolate milk. Unconfirmed, but I will spare the thread the details unless some real desire to know blooms.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Even an anthropomorphic chococlate bar knows that sideways hat + collared wrapper thing = TEH SASSY

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

the extra blood makes it healthier! full of iron for growing young bodies!

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/chocmilk.htm

SO CHOCOLATE MILK HATAZ CAN GO SUCK IT

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm interested, Big Loud Mountain Ape. Go ahead and post it.

― bsj30 (bsj30), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

ITS MADE FROM PEOPLE

― latebloomer: Let's just say I do for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks (lat, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

vi-co

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.whitepinebaskets.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/coffee_syrup.jpg

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Foto4/EclipseSyrup.jpg

No, COFFEE MILK

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

"Coffee syrup"?! what madness is this?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

i'm totally, head over heels addicted to Hershey's Milkshakes. they're super thick and creamy chocolate milks. like THICK. soooooooo goooooood.

http://www.brownsdairy.com/images/products2/hersheys_small.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Why come that brown-cow text up there keeps capitalizing "chocolate?"

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Dunno. Perhaps the teaching style at the Estrella Mountain School differs from most.

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

the myths have been debunked by snopes, et. al. They were all blood-related, and I refrained from posting them b/c some ilxors might have been eating while reading.

I personally love chocolate milk.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

the brown cow is from here

What You Learned?

What cows eat

Where milk comes from

The process of milk

Where chocolate milk comes from

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

chocolate milk for the bleeding heart: http://www.vitasoy.com.au/images/prodMainImage7.jpg

― awesome is as awesome does (lucylurex), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Why come that brown-cow text up there keeps capitalizing "chocolate?"

Maybe the cow is concerned with Black issues.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

COFFEE SYRUP IS AMAZING

― 2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

i prefer Despot Coffee Syrup

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like’s a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me

If I should buy jellybeans
Have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I like’s a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me

And then there’s those other things
Which for several reasons we won’t mention
Everything about ’em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder
A little bit deadly

It’s not very smart
Tends to make one part
So brokenhearted

Sitting here remembering me
Always been a shoe made for the city
Go ahead accuse me of just singing about places
With scrappy boys faces have general run of the town

Playing with prodigal sons
Take a lot of sentimental valiums
Can’t expect the world to be your raggedy andy
While running on empty you little old doll with a frown

You got to keep in the game
Retaining mystique while facing forward
I suggest a reading of lesson in tightropes
Or surfing your high hopes or adios kansas

It’s not very smart
Tends to make one part
So brokenhearted

Still there’s not a show on my back
Holes or a friendly intervention
I’m just a little bit heiress, a little bit irish
A little bit tower of pisa
Whenever I see ya
So please be kind if I’m a mess

Cigarettes and chocolate milk
Cigarettes and chocolate milk

― C J (C J), Thursday, 12 January 2006 09:37 (twenty years ago)

eight years pass...

Thank you for visiting team CHOCOLATE MILK. You've made the commitment and put in the time so you can rock this weekend’s race. Now, finish strong with chocolate milk.

Science supports what elite athletes have known for years: Lowfat chocolate milk helps you recover after a tough workout. It helps refuel, rebuild and reshape after regular exercise – with high quality protein scientifically shown to help repair and rebuild muscles.

― calstars, Saturday, 15 November 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

Milk with too much blood in it isn't used to make chocolate milk, but it is used to make butter that spreads straight from the fridge. The resulting product is sold under the brand name UdderlyBlooderly.

― snoball, Saturday, 15 November 2014 10:08 (eleven years ago)

I drink chocolate milk after every workout. Not because it aids in recovery but because it is delicious.

― Jeff, Saturday, 15 November 2014 13:16 (eleven years ago)

I pity the nations that don't have Mars milk

― kinder, Saturday, 15 November 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

nine months pass...

I have developed a serious addiction to this brand of chocolate milk, they have been flogging it half price in the local coop all summer. It is almost more pleasurable than beer and I don't often say that about anything.
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― xelab, Sunday, 6 September 2015 13:17 (ten years ago)

http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/393/5000316000393/IDShot_540x540.jpg

― kinder, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:04 (ten years ago)

don't be fooled, it's cold chocolate milk that I suppose you could heat up if you didn't glug it all down within 0.01 seconds

― kinder, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)

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