Tummy fetish.

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Does anyone share this? I'm not necessarily turned on by tits, arms, hair, or even ass, but round, soft tummies do the trick. I wonder why?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Belly's gonna get ya... belly's gonna get ya...

BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY!!!

― I Can't Be Bothered To Think Of A Clever Screenname (kate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Nathalie to thread! (quick, it's hanging lower today!)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I don't know how round it is but my boyfriend likes playing with my tummy/bellybutton. Perhaps he shares your taste.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

i'm very proud of my belly.. it ain't round and definitely not smooth, but it is soft, and I rub it a lot, and it feels good. This probably means I'm horribly mentally defective according to Freud or some bullshit.

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

bellies (other than my own) are nice

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I like a nice man tummy. But I don't like my own.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

it is soft, and I rub it a lot, and it feels good

The lost verses to the James Brown classic.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I don't like my own tummy that much either, and don't want it to get bigger, yet I adore round tummies on women. I wonder why's that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

i never thought an ilx thread could change my sexual fetishes but here we are.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

bellies are cute. the part i like is the couple of inches between the pelvic bone and the belly button.

― 2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Tuom-my fetish

― latebloomer: Let's just say I do for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks (lat, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

O no!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps a tummy fetish reveals a subliminal urge to procreate? A "round tummy" seems related to imagery of pregnancy.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, I didn't mean that round. Is flat tummy supposed be the norm?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I want to have all of your retarded babies

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

My pussy has tusks

― Dan (UHHHHHHHHHHN! UHHHHHHHN! UHHHHHHHHHHN!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

"my muff has tusks"

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Why did I get out of bed today, I wonder.

― Dan (Shit On A Cracker) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

if you stayed in bed, you could have banged your wife

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

UHHHHHHHHHHN! UHHHHHHHN! UHHHHHHHHHHN!

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I agree.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

What just happened again?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Hello?

― Dan (http://www.derekerdman.com/kathymcginty/mcgintymp3s.htm) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Dear ol' Kathy

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

My thoughts on same.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

What happened to my thread?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

we redeemed it

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Rent Pulp Fiction.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I remember that scene, but I didn't think that lady's tummy was that hot - a bit too flat.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Is there a track on that Kathy McGinty album where she asks the caller if she should put her cat to sleep?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

disappointing

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Men who have a bit of a belly - classic/dud?

― pompe vers le haut du volume (haitch), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

i've got quite a bit of a tummy

― latebloomer: Let's just say I do for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks (lat, Thursday, 12 January 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

necessarily dissing you Tuomas, but there are a few well-worn college-age cliches that half-way clever men use to get women into bed:
1. it's bellies, not tits, etc
2. judith butler / queer theory is interesting
3. makeup on straight men: why not?
4. men's suits look great on women
5. everyone is, deep down, bisexual

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 12 January 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

my tummy has gone beyond round

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 12 January 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

paul's 5 points would only work on exceptionally naive first year gender studies students.

― awesome is as awesome does (lucylurex), Thursday, 12 January 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

arent they the best though? so full of...er, promise

― latebloomer: Let's just say I do for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks (lat, Thursday, 12 January 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

my tummy is always pretty much flat. maybe that's why i've been single for so long.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 12 January 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

"the part i like is the couple of inches between the pelvic bone and the belly button."

DAN TIEN! THE SOURCE OF TAIJI POWER!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

i read something somewhere recently mentioning how current fashion in women's jeans and shirts is to playfully reveal a little bit of rounded belly. which made me realize that i do see a lot of playfully revealed rounded bellies around. i have no objections.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

If this rounded soft tummy thing is actually a fetish, I have whatever the opposite of that fetish is. And in advance, yes, yes, reinforcing the body image myth, yada yada, now fuck off.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:34 (twenty years ago)

gem you should try to make your tummy look more playful, maybe you could paint a checker board on it.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:39 (twenty years ago)

you're an ideas woman estela. could be problematic though. would i then have to lie down on the floor in the pub to attract takers though? i suppose i could lie on the bar. hmmmm.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:43 (twenty years ago)

wear a short shirt and come up with a plausible ruse for why you have to touch the pub ceiling with your fingertips, that should do the trick. (though actually ruses don't need to be plausible at the pub.)

― estela (estela), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:52 (twenty years ago)

no wonder i can't find a fella. as well as lacking a belly i don't have any short skirts either. and ruses, plausible or otherwise, never seem to occur to me at opportune moments. these romantic hurdles seem insurmountable at times.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:58 (twenty years ago)

no no, short shirt, not skirt, to assist with the playful belly revelation!

dear gem, so ruefully ruseless:)

― estela (estela), Thursday, 12 January 2006 04:04 (twenty years ago)

ahaha i was wondering what a skirt had to do with my new checkerboard game! no matter, i don't have any short shirts either. i'm a bit old fashioned in the modesty dept, i don't like random folks being able to see my midriff.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 12 January 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

gem you can have my belly! I'm sick of it - it makes pants not fit :(

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

who needs pants anyway

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

jim pants irrelevant

― estela (estela), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/tummy-loving.JPG

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

crikey. that is a short shirt.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

no belly, no credibility

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 12 January 2006 06:51 (twenty years ago)

I, then, am Mr. Credibility

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 12 January 2006 08:08 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I actually describe to all those clichés, except not in number 5 anymore (I think sexuality is more complicated than "everyone's a bi"). It's not to impress girls though, I'm seriously thinking of changing my major to women's studies (which is what I've mainly been doing for the last couple of years anyway). Besides, I rarely compliment on a girl's tummy before we're in bed, so it's not exactly a pick-up trick. I like the feel of a round tummy just as much as it's appearance.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 12 January 2006 08:13 (twenty years ago)

I know, I was only kidding. But you know, the whole "I'm a bit different, me, I'm into *sensuality*" trick is a tested, tried and true way to achieving the same ends as any less cunning, more obviously straight guy at the same party...

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 12 January 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

i read something somewhere recently mentioning how current fashion in women's jeans and shirts is to playfully reveal a little bit of rounded belly.

lets keep it this way. high waisted pants are so godawful but apparently fashionable again. they look stupid and they fit nobody and i will be sad to see the end of exposed girltum.

― awesome is as awesome does (lucylurex), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Let's not keep in this way. every woman turns into a sorority girl with a rounded belly, a tramp stamp on th back, and the same jeans. Erm, bring back, actual, you know. 1 fashion, 2. clothes that fit.

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

I love lower waisted pants, hell yeah, and agree with Di, high waist pants are kind of ugly and 80s. But I am getting very tired of tops and tshirts that stop short and thus ride up like mad when you walk. While I like my pants low on my hips, it is NOT because I want to show off my frankly ugly flabby beergut. Clothing makers, please make your fitted tees with normal length torsos, your shirts likewise, and ffs quit it with the 3/4 length shirt sleeves while youre at it k thx.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 January 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

boys' tummies are nice. mine is not.

― emsk ( emsk), Friday, 13 January 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

round tums = classic!

― Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Friday, 13 January 2006 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Some friends of mine complain too about the fact that girl's shirts on sale these days are so short and jeans so low-cut there's little alternative but to let your belly show. Personally I have nothing against this, but at least it should be up to your own choice.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 13 January 2006 10:09 (twenty years ago)

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