What's the nearest you've come to killing somebody?

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It just struck me as a good question, that's all.

A couple of weeks ago I came very close to dropping my 18-month niece on picking her up first thing in the morning. I tripped, and just hung on.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

ps. particularly interested in hearing from ex-heroin addicts for some reason.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

i fell asleep on the motorway with three sleeping passengers once. woke up in the slip road.

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

were you on heroin?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)

were you??

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Er, no. Neither was the baby, I hasten to add.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

I though this was going to be full of people saying things like "the other day I was down the chipper and this guy was looking at me funny so I punched his face in and stamped on his head. I got a bit carried away".

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

but marcello's not around anymore

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

don't try it!!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:17 (twenty years ago)

what, kicking in people's heads in down the chipper? Look, it's not my fault they look at me funny.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I once pumped my gay underage lover's nutsack so full of skag that he turned blue, started palpitating and muttered "The light! The light!" over and over again for a good five hours.

Just kidding.

― chap who would dare to work for the man (chap), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

I once nearly flipped a four wheel drive containing three of my friends on a trip to the snow. Fortunately I managed to regain control of the situation.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I am glad this thread isn't full of near-suicide tales about themselves.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 15 January 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

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