BATHROOM GRAFFITI

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DO YOU GUYS TAG BATHROOMS WITH MARKERS AND SHIT? I WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN I WAS DRUNK. I WALKED IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM DO YOU GUYS TAG BATHROOMS WITH MARKERS AND SHIT? I WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN I WAS DRUNK. I WALKED IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM AND TAGGED THE BATHROOM STALL WHILE A GIRL WAS STILL USING IT. LUCKILY I DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE. I TAGGED MY NAME AND ALSO "I GET MORE PUSSY THAN ANY GUY IN KOREA." I THINK THAT'S WHY THE ONE STRIPPER I LIKED WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE. DAMNED DRUNKENESS...............

― pimpscratch, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tagging in bathrooms is for gays who are afraid of being seen.

― dirteemac, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

used to use markers until one day...

I was browsing thru IKEA (those Nordic fuckers sure know how to make a comfy sofa) one day when the pizza I ate the night before began its. I told my mum, "Damn bitch! I gotta go take a dump! Meet me in the plastic living room department in about 20 minutes.

Whilst in the toilet stall baptizing my little brown children, I felt an overpowering urge to tag "IKEA SUCKS ASS LIKE ABBA". But, to my chagrin, I had no marker. Then, it hit me! BOING!

I reached between my legs into the cool waters of the Porcelain Sea I was straddling a scooped out one of my waste worms. I then proceeded to tag the shiny blue walls of my little temporary bathroom world.

So, in summation, I occasionally tag bathrooms with markers or shit...

― phony hawk, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow, it must have taken a while to write that!

I always swear I'll remember them, but I can't think of a single one.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Empress Hotel in Melbourne:

MEN MUST DIE - MALE CHAINS

A shark shall fuck you.... MALDOROR

and many others I can barely recall

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no. but sometimes i will whip out my smutty red lipstick and write "Lady Die" under bridges or on bar tables cos i love myself.

― di, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

rab ha's in the merchant city of glasgow.

'FUCK THE OLD FIRM - P.T.F.C.'

and beside, with an arrow pointing towards the other piece.

'A REAL JAG WIDNAE SWEAR'

that made me LAUGH. get it?

― richard john gillanders, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In the bar of a certain college of the University of London last week, I saw a single graffito. In a sort of legible sub wildstyle (see my vocabulary fail me), it said:

"Sinker"

― Tim, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Phony Hawk = Christian Slater

― chris, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I get it richard john gillanders, but then I'd have had a soft-spot for the jags since my year in glasgae. The second may be more noble but I still share the sentiments of the first. A plague on both houses.

Worse graffiti, the vile sectarian rantings that disfigured the University of Ulster library WCs (uncharacteristic of a mostly peaceful campus).

Best: Huddersfield Poly 1988 'My Bloody Valentine, best band in the world'.

― stevo, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm. The graffiti here puts lie to the suggestion that SOAS is full of free thinking, leftish do-goodniks. ANd that's just the one that says "Sinker".

― Pete, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who is Armitage and What Is "Shanking"?

― MarkH, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My favourite is in the loo at the Hole in the Wall, next to Waterloo Station, which states "My kitten has nice whiskers" or something similar. CODE or rampant TWEEDERY?

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"He who writes on bathroom walls/Rolls his shit into little balls."

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The HITW graffito, which sits amongst various standard issue (often football-related) tedious rudery runs "MY CATS CALLED MITTEN". A classic.

I once saw "My karma ran over your dogma" on a toilet wall in a pub in Lancaster but that was obviously written by a hippy.

― Tim, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Obviously. OT - Tim, pub quiz tonight? Back to graffitti, chaps. I learnt everything I know about STRAIGHT EDGXORS from the bogs of a random North London venue just down the road from Kentish Town - in fact, past B&S DIY - perhaps Edna knows where I mean? The Venue? Sheesh, I dunno, whereever I saw Pinback. It read XSTRAIGHT EDGE TRUEX and then there were little amendments reading 'STRAIGHT EDGE IS BORING GET A LIFE' and 'YEAH YOU GUYS SUCK'. But now I know to be straight edge you use lots of X's. And you don't eat meat or drink beer. Ewwwww.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I imagine ALL American Indie Graffiti to be like that. In the Good Mixer there is graffitti saying "Simon Menswe@r = 100% fit". Obviously North London has the best graffitti evah.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The McDonalds on O'Connell Street here had a huge "Ireland unfree will never be at peace" written in black marker for ages. Last time we were there someone had added "unless we try". They deserve a prize.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But now I know to be straight edge you use lots of X's. And you don't eat meat or drink beer.

so i guess that makes me kind of wonky edge??

― katie, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Place we saw Pinback = The Venue. Rubbish sound ahoy.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't mean we as in me and someone else in the toilets.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Katie you are a wobbly bobbly dribbly squibbly... line!

― Sarah, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aaaargh, brain dump. It's not Venue, it's Verge.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shouldn't you be asleep, anyway?

― Sarah, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yep. Dealing with Safeway's woke me up a bit too much. I'm gunna have a nap post lunch.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hear something that is juuuust as good as napping is buying a special person in yore life AHEM COFF AHRUMPH stuff from their Amazong wishlist coff coff. Did someone say something about lunch CRIKEY whot a good idea I must fetch co-worker post haste. On Topic: I will ask him about bog graffitti.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

famously, the gent's loo in the University Library at Cambridge once had the graffiti "THIS IS MORDOR" in it. needless to say i have been unable to verify whether or not it is still there.

― katie, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"One does not just walk into Mordor"

― mark s, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"It is a wilderness of choking filth and ash"

― mark s, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

honestly markS, i know that. those gates are guarded by things other than mere orcs, hehehhehh :)

― katie, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

North London has the best graffitti

In the toilets at the Highbury Garage there used to be graffiti reading: "A MURDER OF CROWS - THE LEWISHAM GOTH POSSE" which made me laugh on at least three levels.

― Graham C, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh. and. the thirteenth cafe. 'LIFE WITHOUT TALENT=BIS WITH GUITARS". someone tried to censor that. hah.

― richard john gillanders, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

http://photos-502.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v351/95/34/728130502/n728130502_4583685_6969.jpg

― Matt DC, Friday, 17 October 2008 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

In the public toilets around the back of the Serpentine Cafe in Hyde Park.

Has the arse fallen out of your world?
Then drink John Smiths and have the world fall out of your arse.

Still not quite sure of the wys and wherefores of this, but it haunts me still.

― MaresNest, Friday, 17 October 2008 11:20 (seventeen years ago)

It's an ancient standard, used with different beers depending on location.

― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

in my favorite pub:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/wvferrell/yr_mom.jpg

― flyover statesman (will), Friday, 17 October 2008 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

it's probably my favorite grafiti in town, especially since they finally painted over "RICK POOLE SELL ME SOME ROCKS"

― flyover statesman (will), Friday, 17 October 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

Too boring a thread so someone might've already said but this guy I know Duane once told me about this; "I FUCKED YOUR MUM" "DAD, YOU ARE DRUNK. GO HOME."

― Niles Caulder, Friday, 17 October 2008 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

Oh it wasn't that boring a thread! It's just, it's a boring subject. You shouldn't hassle gay bathroom stuff, it's a hookup method for those that still go for the dirty side. And who doesn't, honestly? At least occasionally?

― Niles Caulder, Friday, 17 October 2008 12:58 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

phony hawk

― ☝ (am0n), Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1212/611294861_484693bab8.jpg

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

This one is evidently quite common, though I hadn't seen it until recently:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/7wwNYJv0Zkrxl2c5caVVq9y2o1_400.jpg

― Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/18E8D3FF-C803-4429-AE95-4BD498C9522D_zpsi4zzajv2.jpg