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― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

still, what ARE they doing on his bed?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

described by a friend as "a Where's Waldo of reasons dude won't get laid"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Super Nintendo? WTF BUDDY?@?@?@

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

what if it's the bedroom of one of the chicks?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Oh come on.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

First of all no one brings their purse to their own room.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

what if monkey fly out of my butt, Garth!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

bless his heart, he's putting forth solid effort! . . . sort of . . .

― R. Kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Look, just sell us the weed so we can leave."

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

that beard is uh...a thing.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

But the cap!!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

When the Amish break free.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

"Uh, and then, uh, Hal Jordan, uh, flew into the sun, and it was like, all green for like a few pages, and then, um, it was like, um, hey, do you wanna take your coats off?"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

"Don't let my skin condition fool you, ladies..."

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

rumspringa!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

maybe they're all livejournal goths

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

the picture was taken pre-goth obv.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I like the way the dude's trousers are way out of proportion.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe that dude is a manager of hooters, and those two are employees. position of power yo

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

and they all have soft drinks in hand i.e. the girls' drinks have been spiked

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ken, that's Miller Lite, it's already alcoholic.

Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

but the obvious question is : who's taking the picture...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

"I sure hope this light is catching my good side. Maybe if I start to vogue a little..."

― BARMS, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

oups, sorry ken c. couldn't type fast enough as i was giggling hysterically.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Waldo would be looking at the camera if it was a timed shot...

― Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

...you fatally underestimate the power of the subconscious mind

― john clarkson, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

the girl on the right reminds me of someone but i can't put my finger on it (so to speak).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

maybe the picture shows it the wrong way and the guy's actually very funny/goofy talking a lot and doing silly things that make the girls laugh and he's just striking a pose for the picutre. or not.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they heard he had a schlong like a fat rattlesnake.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Can we discuss the body language here for a sec?

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

eeew they heard it actually rattling

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

four video game systems, a Hooters t-shirt, AND a beard!

xpost

― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

maybe there's en amateur porn video somewhere on the web with what happened on this tiny (very tiny) bed in the minutes following...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

These people are not friends.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

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it's kind of amazing that the original photo is still displaying after all these years, decades almost... that's some robust image hosting

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:46 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/w04kxfi.jpeg

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:48 (one year ago)

I really do hate AI, fwiw.

I'm not ready to call it Satan, but like a Ouija board, it does feed off of the natural negative energy of human beings. It only knows what it knows, and it knows us.

For example, here's a cleaned-up version of the above image:

https://i.imgur.com/aadYbwe.jpeg

You say, yeah, OK? It does actually look better, so what's your point?

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:50 (one year ago)

My point is, I asked for one man and two women.

So why did it add someone new to the second version?

https://i.imgur.com/B3opWNo.jpeg

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:51 (one year ago)

huh i still only see thr--oh god

― omar little, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:52 (one year ago)

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:55 (one year ago)

body say hi to me

― he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 20 September 2024 16:55 (one year ago)

eldritch horror so gonna happen

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 September 2024 16:58 (one year ago)

the first one actually kinda looks like a real photograph

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:58 (one year ago)

except they ALWAYs fuck up the hands

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 September 2024 16:59 (one year ago)

Why is Marc Maron there?

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Friday, 20 September 2024 17:15 (one year ago)

what model and prompt did you use for today's first one?

― paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Friday, 20 September 2024 17:20 (one year ago)

it's kind of amazing that the original photo is still displaying after all these years, decades almost... that's some robust image hosting

i believe the mods have updated the image URL a few times over the years

― paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Friday, 20 September 2024 17:21 (one year ago)

Woops there went a part of Antarctica calving off into the South Atlantic

― O 'Tis Redding (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 September 2024 17:23 (one year ago)

That’s a mean way to talk about a patient that is clearly in some kind of distress

― epistantophus, Friday, 20 September 2024 18:14 (one year ago)

what model and prompt did you use for today's first one?

Used the OP photo of Wayne & Co. with the prompt, "One man with a short beard and wearing glasses sits with two women in a hospital waiting room."

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2024 19:07 (one year ago)

that is half of a body? yikes

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2024 19:20 (one year ago)

not even half, more like 1/3 body

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2024 19:21 (one year ago)

thats just a nice flat boi

― lag∞n, Friday, 20 September 2024 19:28 (one year ago)

Maybe it's supposed to be Peter Griffin?

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2024 19:49 (one year ago)

looks like 1/3 of grandpa/dad

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2024 19:56 (one year ago)

it was so not supposed to happen.

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2024 20:05 (one year ago)

The Thing That Should Not Be

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 September 2024 20:06 (one year ago)

I can't be the only one thinking of the Mr. Show Titanica skit.

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 September 2024 20:09 (one year ago)

can we have AI santorum.jpg?

― c u (crüt), Friday, 20 September 2024 21:37 (one year ago)

Hands are getting slightly better, except for whatever Escher horror is happening with middle lady's hands.

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 September 2024 21:47 (one year ago)

six months pass...

A woman dressed for Ladies Day at Royal Ascot drinks with friends and a man she doesn't know in a bus stop shelter opposite the horse race course (2001) pic.twitter.com/DRGIdqMhME
— Great British Getty Images (@shitbritishpics) April 3, 2025

― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:07 (seven months ago)

Oh damn he has knuckle tattoos but I can’t read them

― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:12 (seven months ago)

They say "Getty Images"

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:13 (seven months ago)

looks like it says 'Dave'? And the ones on his knees say 'Bev' and 'Man United'

― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:14 (seven months ago)

that carefully placed photo credit looks like it's obscuring a urine stain

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:14 (seven months ago)

that's the bit that says man united

― LocalGarda, Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:15 (seven months ago)

man u(ri)ni(a)ted

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:42 (seven months ago)

I went to Ascot in 2001. didn't know they took a picture of me though. wonder how Bev's doing

― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 April 2025 21:22 (seven months ago)

lol

― sleeve, Thursday, 3 April 2025 21:24 (seven months ago)

(xp) She asks after you all the time.

― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 April 2025 21:26 (seven months ago)

Wouldn't that make you Colonel Pee?

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 3 April 2025 22:24 (seven months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/n7QNpyb.png

It's ok. Only God can judge me.

― pplains, Saturday, 5 April 2025 03:34 (seven months ago)

oh no

― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 April 2025 03:35 (seven months ago)

I trust in the Lord: therefore you're toast.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 April 2025 03:52 (seven months ago)

Another piece of Antarctica just broke off

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 April 2025 06:25 (seven months ago)

A Scanner Grossly

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 5 April 2025 07:18 (seven months ago)

They’re not holding beers? Is the AI straightedge?

― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 5 April 2025 16:00 (seven months ago)

AI dude looks way cooler than the girls

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Sunday, 6 April 2025 02:04 (seven months ago)

Yeah I was going to say, now it looks like it's totally gonna happen lol

― Naledi, Monday, 7 April 2025 07:01 (seven months ago)

two weeks pass...

Lmao the AI is really trying to help him out! It made his bed and swapped out Family Guy poster for some abstract art

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 12:58 (six months ago)

two months pass...

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― jaymc, Sunday, 6 July 2025 14:59 (four months ago)

MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING - LIZZO [Started by BrianB in June 2025, last updated one hour ago by dyl on I Love Music] 6 new answers

― Evan, Sunday, 6 July 2025 17:56 (four months ago)

two weeks pass...

something very ilx about this photo

https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/514255343_1156932876464687_3811970957138533075_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=Z3CJWW-k0X0Q7kNvwHjHglB&_nc_oc=AdnK5wx1cqzT7hGBcyKDxwnpqRoUTZYLz0XfS-NY0nbznw71_-ULup4gVV6WhF9JRlnqiTUY_dRI_0wDjML3UtDw&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&_nc_gid=1GQmSAebyX4WjM8SqfAbDg&oh=00_AfTNAR27RS-FtOv3m4qE1boaCjjVudbVci4qt4Q4d6iqUA&oe=68886B99

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 24 July 2025 20:07 (three months ago)

three months pass...

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1000w,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2020_49/3432796/201202-donald-trump-bill-clinton-2000-ac-859p.jpg

― a (waterface), Friday, 14 November 2025 15:40 (five days ago)

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