Wordy ways to flip the birdie

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A thread for flipping the bird in written form, and doing it verbosely, thus:

"I close my open hand into a clenched fist and extend my middle finger in the upwards motion gesture"

― Owen, Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I ask of thee
cheerleaderly
to give me an "s" ...
give me a "w" ...
give me an "i" ...
give me a "v" ...
give me an "e" ...
give me an "l" ...
What have we got?!

― Owen, Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

an australian up yours:

'bend it, stretch it, double it, send it'

we're nothing if not poetic.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

"The digit that represents the balance of mind, sagacity and the love of solitude is arachnodactylically beckoning you to sit on it."

Why isn't this catching on?

― Owen, Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

i actually gave someone the no-look backwards bird yesterday!! i asked him for a light, but he was talking on his cellphone and immediately went LISTEN asshole... and started fumbling for his lighter anyway, like a twat, so i turned around and backwards-flipped him as i walked away, it felt GLORIOUS.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

Owen's first example is reminsiscent of "The Streets."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

My dad told me the bird means "Hang your two titties on a barbed wire fence."

― Abbott, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

The non-look-back bird is probably the best thing to give. "I don't even care enough to look at you when I note you should fuck off." Best when they make some verbal reaction.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

hold up three fingers and say "read between the lines"

― electricsound, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

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