Why I hate people, part #241

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Heroin Implants Turned Puppies Into Drug Mules, U.S. Says

By AL BAKER and WILLIAM K. RASHBAUM
Published: February 2, 2006
A Colombian drug trafficking organization was readying purebred puppies as drug couriers by surgically implanting large packets of liquid heroin into their bodies to ship them to the United States, federal officials said yesterday.
Ten puppies, including several Labrador retrievers, were discovered on a farm in a makeshift veterinary clinic in Medellín, Colombia, during a raid about a year ago, said John P. Gilbride, the special agent in charge of the Drug Enforcement Administration's New York Field Division. He said surgical tools and a table for operations were found in the clinic...

Of the 10 dogs, 6 had the drugs implanted in them, 3 later died from infection from the incision, whereas the other 7 are now alive & well as adult dogs in Colombia.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta get me a dog

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

these people must be barking mad

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Cocanines

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

(this is disgusting and awful, of course, and I flash back to the scene in "Maria Full of Grace" when she's swallowing those lubed pellets and gag...)

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Somehow doesn't bother me as much as if they'd fucked up human being's lives by forcing them to act as drugs mules...

― chap who would dare to no longer work for the man (chap), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

Dogs > people.

― adam (adam), Friday, 3 February 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

No.

― chap who would dare to no longer work for the man (chap), Friday, 3 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

But they're so cute!

― Rhodia (Rhodia), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://members.shaw.ca/crystaljems/images/Merlin.jpg

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Shit. Trust me, that puppy was a cutie.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 3 February 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

dogs > cats > cockroaches > people

It's not that I hate people, I just feel better when they are not around. - Charles Bukowski (I think)

― Brian Jones (Brian Jones), Friday, 3 February 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon guys. better dogs than people, surely? smack that bitch up!

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

How much smack can you get in a puppy anyway?

― The Man in the Iron-On Mask (noodle vague), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

depends on size of puppy, obv, but an alsatian, for instance, could take one hell of a hit I reckon.

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://dim.com/~zoundman/Crosseyed_dog.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon guys. better dogs than people, surely?

nope!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

Chap OTM.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

I think the problem is that it's not an either/or situation. It's dogs and people. The one-two whammy of my favourite species.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon guys. better dogs than cats, surely?

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahaha "smack that bitch up"!

― Dan (Genius) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

A person, at least, can understand what's happening to him. It could still be cruel & coercive, but he can make sense of what's happening.

A puppy just wants to play with the ball and get a treat, "so why'd you cut me?"

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 February 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

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― winstrol, Friday, 10 March 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dogs used as mules. Finally some use for man's worst "friend". And mule? Something of an upgrade there.

― David Orton (scarlet), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

Why I hate people part number a) i. #0001 -
People like dogs.

― David Orton (scarlet), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

we don't have an Up With People thread, so this goes here instead, a small antidote:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2611288

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

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