WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I CAME TO AN ILX FAP AND WHIPPED OUT THE COCAINE?

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u party?

― brocaine, Friday, 3 February 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

tootski rootski

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

U bet!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

who hasn't done this already?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

SNORT IT OFF MY DICK

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'd have you arrested. In Thailand.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'd film me refusing it and sell it to the tabloids in MUSICIAN REFUSES COKE SHOCKAH!!! story.

― The Late Fear And The Potato Fear (kate), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

all the cocaine users have responded with haste

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

tried it for the first time at our xmas do and ended up doing like, way more than was usual because i didn't know how much you're supposed to have. what i thought was a line ended up being about £20's worth. in one go. ho boy.

― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

white christmas for reals

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

i don't use cocaine, cutty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

i bring this to every FAP i attend:

http://www.cutty.org/gun.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

one bullet for hstencil if he gets rowdy

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

it better be a silver bullet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

you are kind of wolf-y

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Are those pita breads?

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

wolf-y's.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like my cocaine whipped.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

why are they so bad and hated?

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'd go poop. In a hurry.

― andy --, Friday, 3 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Is this the real Michael Caine, by the way? I love Zulu!

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W7W.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.billpruitt.com/alcoke.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

When did "COCAINE" become a euphemism for "penis"?

― Dan (Odd ILXors) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

saturday night....around 12:45 am.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/129705349.html

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Who needs coke when lik-m-aid is commercially available?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

NICE ONE. THREAD KILLER.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'd go home. Watching people snort makes me sick to my stomach. Sorry.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I would play along, waiting patiently as you put it all out onto the table, sorting it all into a series of lines or however it goes, then once you're about to get busy I would take a deep breath and BLOW IT ALL ONTO THE FLOOR SO THAT IT'S RUINED BECAUSE BY USING COCAINE YOU'RE SUPPORTING FARC AND ARE THEREFORE A CHILD-MURDERING DOUCHEBAG WHOSE PARTY I DON'T CARE IF I RUIN.

― naus (Robert T), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

what the farc is your problem

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I would actually pay money to watch naus do this.

― Dan (Friday Night Fights) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i would have to use the gun

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i might start to fap

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Ned on Blow. That's all I'm sayin'

― WhoaWhoa, Friday, 3 February 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

the farc still got paid, man.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I know, but the buyer's got blood on his hands and can't even enjoy it.

― naus (Robert T), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT ON BRO

― xXxELMOxXx (allocryptic), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

well it would be on the floor after that.
And then he'd have to go and buy more.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Here's to the imminent slow-food fair-trade organic artisanal cocaine movement.

― Thea (Thea), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worldpress.org/images/covercolomb.jpg

YEAH FARC HOTTY!! I had no idea that the face of narcoterrorism was so lovely.

― andy --, Friday, 3 February 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

so that's where danica mckellar went off to

― gear (gear), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am not posting onthis thread

― shadeball (chaki), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, i made plans to go video game shopping with hoochies thanks to this drug

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

everyone hits rockbottom eventually

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

I would make like Kinky Friedman and say "no thanks, I just had an apple."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get that.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

Fucks sake dude, you could have cooked it before you came.

― Worship That? Never! (noodle vague), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

hee hee

― cutty, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Why have you revived a thread about cocaine????

― admrl, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

cokeday 2k7

― dan m, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Ned on Blow. That's all I'm sayin'

-- WhoaWhoa, Friday, 3 February 2006 19:16 (1 year ago)"

still laughing

― creme1, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

naus's plan would only work if it was a place with a carpet, otherwise wtf, just scoop it off the floor.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

scoop it? snort it off the floor

― cutty, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, you're right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Is it normal for people with real bad coke habits to get incredibly fat when they quit? My homie is ballooning.

― nickalicious, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

totally normal! sounds like he's off the stuff.

― cutty, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

people gotta stop thinking cocaine makes you thin.
night of coke = endless drinking + big ass hangover cheese fest next eve

― sexyDancer, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Coke is the gateway drug that leads directly to cheese, eh?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

SEXYDANCER 8080TM $STORE ETC

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

eh?

Canadian

― admrl, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really regretting not going home at midnight when I had the chance last night.

― chap, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS CREME1?

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

naus's plan would only work if it was a place with a carpet, otherwise wtf, just scoop it off the floor.

nahh, let the pet sniff it up. could be funny.

― Eisbaer, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really regretting not going home at midnight when I had the chance last night.

i'm really glad i went home when i did. kinda bummed i had to check out early on friday but whatever.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Someone left a coke encrusted credit card at my house this weekend and I got guilt tripped into bringing it over to them. On the train a saw a fat guy in a matador vest with all kinds of neon stitching, a tie dye shirt, cutoffs, with mismatching socks and oversizes glasses.

cocaine!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

On the train a saw a fat guy in a matador vest

that's no way to talk about jorel.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

This weekend I thought I knew a girl I met at a party but it turned out I was thinking of a girl from Being John Malkovich

― JW, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

awesome

i have a smirking feeling everyone on this thread is currrently fucked out of their heads on something

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

was it Emily Dickinson puppet, jw?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

deeznuts otm.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Being_John_Malkovich-1.jpg

^ this one

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm thee crabby cunt yet attractive archetype

cocaine!

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I would dispute with you over your false premises.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

And you wanna ride on...

― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cocaine-drink.com/cocaine-drink.jpg

― zaxxon25, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

^ banned

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h319/skelodica/shesgoteverything.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

haha

― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Friday, 18 March 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

But what would you do?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 March 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

not really sure tbh

― puff pastry hangman (admrl), Friday, 18 March 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

When did "COCAINE" become a euphemism for "penis"?
― Dan (Odd ILXors) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, February 3, 2006 10:26 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

saturday night....around 12:45 am.
― ddb (ddb), Friday, February 3, 2006 10:27 AM (5 years ago)

― taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Friday, 18 March 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTBcq4T4L8I
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/gather-round-for-the-ballad-of-cocaine-bear

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 28 August 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

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