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how do you make a girl cum fast?

donald ayers, Friday, 3 February 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

1) step away from the computer

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

2) I don't know but if you hum it I'll play along.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

buy her a vibrator and leave her alone.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ask her if she's come yet every 15 seconds during your rutting. Ladies love that shit.

John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

if you want to see her again, you'll make her cum slow.

nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Wait a second. We are talking about time rather than velocity here, right? If not, rocket car.

John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.straightdope.com/art/1999/990319.gif

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Give her your credit card.

quadrupledots, Saturday, 4 February 2006 08:47 (nineteen years ago)


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