we never did a thread about trumpets

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― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

I bet you think this is ILM.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

trumpets aren't just about music as you can see from that fellow

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.feelmusic.fr/upload/1024_gd.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laserballs.com/trumpet.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chocolatechocolate.com/molds/TRUMPET10130.JPG

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.smartstartbaby.com/ProductImages/Trumpet.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.netwerk-vlaanderen.be/actie/files/A031015121445_2_trumpet.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

"Come with Uncle....Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horncollector.com/Circluar%20Cornet%201.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cuc.claremont.edu/fiske/images/cornet.gif

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horncollector.com/Lehnert%20TARV%201.JPG

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horncollector.com/Thibouville%20Echo%20Cornet%201.JPG

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://uptown.jengajam.com/no_trumpets.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cph.rcm.ac.uk/Tour/Images/Cornet%20by%20Kohler%20RCM%20506a.JPG

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horncollector.com/Wanted/detail_184.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

most of these aren't trumpets

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bealenet.com/~eyeglass/tcall.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rocktokyo.com/white-shirt-1NET.gif

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brigglife.co.uk/pix8/trumpet.jpg

If you wanna be an angel, it's either the trump or the lyre. Some marching band.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

cornet is what an ice cream comes in

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

this one is described as a "trumpet," ca. 1787

http://www.royalcollection.org.uk/egallery/images/collection_large/72313.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://jameswagner.com/mt_archives/JazzFuneraldeadtrumpet.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh, the wreckage!

very sad.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

"keyed" trumpet:

http://www.usd.edu/smm/UtleyPages/KeyedTrumpets/6909front.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be sad!

http://www.recordresearch.com/Album_Photos/images/Hirt_Al.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

heheh

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

"crookless" :

http://www.rugs-n-relics.com/brass-phil/wish-list/Crookless-Trumpet-R.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pamelasmusic.co.uk/pages/family/Collection.JPG

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://hubcap.clemson.edu/~campber/kolax1.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www9.wind.ne.jp/fujin/myjazz/bangai/ban030.jpg

I just realized that Al Hirt kinda looks like the Rug King from GoodFellas

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horncollector.com/Trumpets/Trumpets%20-%20Rotary%20Valve/Jagdhorn/Circular%20Trumpet%201.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.timtrager.com/Bacigalupo%201.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

Avoid sticking valves!
http://www.regalmusic.com/trumpetJuice/TrumpetJuice1bottle.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Smurfs/CollectorPages/images/20072.jpg
And with that I bid you goodnight lovely thread...

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/86943.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes, and i must proofread three pages, RIGHT NOW

as if that wasn't obvious

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i shd go to bed, ye idols of a petty clique -- here is something to think abt while i doze

Fame's Penny-Trumpet
by Lewis Carroll

BLOW, blow your trumpets till they crack,
Ye little men of little souls!
And bid them huddle at your back -
Gold-sucking leeches, shoals on shoals!

Fill all the air with hungry wails -
"Reward us, ere we think or write!
Without your Gold mere Knowledge fails
To sate the swinish appetite!"

And, where great Plato paced serene,
Or Newton paused with wistful eye,
Rush to the chace with hoofs unclean
And Babel-clamour of the sty

Be yours the pay: be theirs the praise:
We will not rob them of their due,
Nor vex the ghosts of other days
By naming them along with you.

They sought and found undying fame:
They toiled not for reward nor thanks:
Their cheeks are hot with honest shame
For you, the modern mountebanks!

Who preach of Justice - plead with tears
That Love and Mercy should abound -
While marking with complacent ears
The moaning of some tortured hound:

Who prate of Wisdom - nay, forbear,
Lest Wisdom turn on you in wrath,
Trampling, with heel that will not spare,
The vermin that beset her path!

Go, throng each other's drawing-rooms,
Ye idols of a petty clique:
Strut your brief hour in borrowed plumes,
And make your penny-trumpets squeak.

Deck your dull talk with pilfered shreds
Of learning from a nobler time,
And oil each other's little heads
With mutual Flattery's golden slime:

And when the topmost height ye gain,
And stand in Glory's ether clear,
And grasp the prize of all your pain -
So many hundred pounds a year -

Then let Fame's banner be unfurled!
Sing Paeans for a victory won!
Ye tapers, that would light the world,
And cast a shadow on the Sun -

Who still shall pour His rays sublime,
One crystal flood, from East to West,
When YE have burned your little time
And feebly flickered into rest!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://courteneycox.org/pics/CCoxgn2.jpg

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3789/sgtpepper5bl.jpg

― phil d. (Phil D.), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon OTM. mutherfuckers don't even recognise a fluegelhorn.

― Worship That? Never! (noodle vague), Saturday, 4 February 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

we never did a thread about trumpets

That's not all!

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― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 4 February 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

mutherfuckers don't even recognise a fluegelhorn.

or a cornet

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 February 2006 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

they WISH they were trumpets and just for one thread we have let them be where others wd trample their little horny dreams

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engineering.usu.edu/ece/faculty/wheeler/NIU/Images/horn.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

french for horn = corne (horn and corn- from same ancient euro-root)
french for cornet = [no matches found] (this is the internet = NOT SCHOLARLY)
french for trumpet - trompette

german for horn = horn
german for cornet = kornett
german for trumpet - trompete

italian for horn = cornetta
italian for cornet = [no matches found]
italian for trumpet - tromba

dutch for horn = hoorn
dutch for cornet = [no matches found]
dutch for trumpet = toeten

spanish for horn = trompa
spanish for cornet = portaestandarte
spanish for trumpet = trompeta

finnish for horn = [no matches found]
finnish for cornet = [no matches found]
finnish for trumpet = torvi

hungararian for horn = ülök, csáp, fogantyú, szarv, tölcsér, pata, horn-fok, hangszóró, tölcsér alakú torkolat, telefon*, szaru (blimey it's that inuit-snow myth all over again) *(hmph)
hungararian for cornet = [no matches found]
hungararian for trumpet = trombitaszó, hallócsõ, szócsõ, trombita

greek for horn = ?????, ??????, ?????, ??????? ??????, ?????
greek for cornet = ?????????, ?????? ???????, ??????? ?????
greek for trumpet = ????????, ????????, ???????

turkish for horn = boynuz, anten, duyarga, korna, klakson, boru, boynuzdan yap?lm?? e?ya, kalkm?? penis, bolluk simgesi
turkish for cornet = dondurma külah?, dondurmal? gofret, rahibe ba?l???, kornet (çalg?), kornet çalan kimse
turkish for trumpet = trompet, boru, fil sesi

japanese for horn = keiteki, tsuno, rappa, horun, ho-n, tsunobue
japanese for cornet = korunetto
japanese for trumpet = rappa, toranpetto

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

aw ile is not greek-compatible :(

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

finnish for horn = [no matches found]
finnish for cornet = [no matches found]
finnish for trumpet = torvi

finnish for horn = torvi
finnish for cornet = kornetti
finnish for trumpet = trumpetti

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 February 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

(actual real finn tuomas pwns on-line dictionary discovered by the anti-democratic magic of google)

hungarian and turkish speakin ilxors will be able doubtless to untangle the figurative from the literal in those big lists

the line of question-marks in BOLD in the greek were where it said ~~JAXON~~ KLAXON in greek letters which excited me

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

btw that lewis carroll poem is a gift that keeps givin:

"And oil each other's little heads/With mutual Flattery's golden slime"!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

Kornetti and trumpetti - you Finns need to start making an effort. Or possibly efforti.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 4 February 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

does "toranpetto" = the effort of which you speak?

(haha "ho_n"): WELL DONE JAPAN

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

Kornetti and trumpetti - you Finns need to start making an effort. Or possibly efforti.

You think these are English words originally?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

horn/corn = northern root probably
tromba/trompa = southern root probably

there's actually a perfectly sound reason for terms to go global in the era of industrialised technical precision, which is the era the modern orchestra wz born (and the concept of a UNIVERSAL AESTHETICS) : the specs for let's say a piccolo trombone are the same in every country, even though the design concept originated in a particular territory, so the word is the same everywhere

by contrast, a generic or ur-instrument probably sprang up many times in difft places, so -- bcz the words vary -- the more general terms don't need to conform

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

= this thread undermines capitalism!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

No, most countries aren't trying hard enough to make up proper different words. I shouldn't complain, as it makes it easier. If I'm in Finland, I can just add an 'i' to the ends of words, and of course speak loudly, and everyone will understand me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 4 February 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

This is a tiny picture of my favorite trumpet player:

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/09/15_t/shezbie3_t.gif

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Trumpets are great, but trombones are better.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

visually that statement is unsustainable jordan

unless you mean VALVE TROMBONES:
http://www.saxquest.com/images/gallery/AdolpheSaxtrombone2.JPG

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, where do you blow it?

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.osborne-conant.org/press-photos2/winnie%20trombone%20float.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.contrabass.com/pages/Helicon-styleCBTbn.JPG

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I guess trumpets themselves are more interesting to look at, but trombones are more fun to watch someone play.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

we never did a thread on valves:

http://www.ornl.gov/adm/property/Valves.JPG

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Slide trumpets vs. valve trombones

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

(haha i just re-invented "where is the love" didn't i?)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.honourablefiend.com/archives/images/roycastleshow_3.jpg

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 4 February 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.austinprop.com/jo200404/images/trumpet.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 4 February 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nidhiwiesner.com/Pics/Woman%20with%20trumpet.jpg

trumpet strumpet?

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 4 February 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

this thread reminds me of the fact i very recently learned that both football fields and basketball courts in the US were non-standard at the beginning; basketball teams would show up at the gym of whoever they were playing, and each gym was naturally constructed with different aspect ratios and proportions; i would imagine these difference would necessitate a kind of improvisation or stretching of one's formula in order to deal with the alien dimensions of the away-team court. bill james, the baseball genius, feels that the standardization of court and field sizes has helped killed much of the spontanateity that once existed in both those sports

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 February 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

as well as throttling the diversity of play engendered by differences in court size. now we just get one style.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 February 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

i.e "post-up" in basketball

i.e "run for the sidelines" in football

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 February 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.niulib.niu.edu/rbsc/alger/DigRepos/auntjan1.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Their cheeks are hot with honest shame/For you, the modern mountebanks!"

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

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