At base, your choices in life come down to having social skills or selling blow

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If possible, you can have a little of both, but it is more likely to tend to the extremes one way or another. This wisdom was advanced by Donut and I in a phone conversation this evening, and we invite you to critique or adapt it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

i sell social skills for blow

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

If you said "or DOING blow" I might agree with you.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

By the way, I would not have pegged this as a Ned thread.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://uruloki.net/files/problemchart.gif

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/16/21237752_095d20e336_o.jpg

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

At base, your choices in life come down to having social skills or ~~selling blow~~ being a boozer.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

Tracer, this is about having friends. How many friends are you going to keep if you are doing blow as opposed to selling it?

― Dom iNut (donut), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think you can really call customers "friends," even if they do introduce you as one to their needy, jaw-gurning coterie

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

"hey, i want you to meet somebody! c'mere c'mere! hey, it's uh - what's your name again, i'm so sorry - ted! right. this is ted."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, you mean to have friends.
Well what if you're just rich or beautiful? Lots of people have answers that don't boil down to coke or being charming.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

It's the quantity not that quality that counts.

― Dom iNut (donut), Saturday, 4 February 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

Let's not fool ourselves.

*sniiiiiiiiifff*

― Dom iNut (donut), Saturday, 4 February 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

You have two choices in life. Learn how to hypnotize people to do your bidding or learn how to attract pity so you can get free stuff.

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 4 February 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

Initially, I thought social skills but I can see what selling blow means too. Friendly low-level blow dealer, conscious of friends not "getting in too deep" n' all. HEART OF GOLD.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 4 February 2006 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

More flow charts, huzzah!

― Stable, Saturday, 4 February 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laweekly.com/images/ink/01/33/lgsm33chart.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 4 February 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

Crack Rock? Or Hook Shot?

― East from the city and down to the cave (noodle vague), Saturday, 4 February 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure what blow is? It's a film with Johnny Depp isn't it? You mean I have to go on the streets and sell copies of this movie? This is odd.

3rd Choice - Take it easy and let life happen to you, it's not so bad.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 5 February 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

A few good friends is enough.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 5 February 2006 09:46 (nineteen years ago)

it's not about being friendly or seleling blow.. FLOW CHARTS MOFUCKASZXZZZZ

this was the only reason this thread was started.. those charts are k-awersomeite

― Dom iNut (donut), Sunday, 5 February 2006 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently I really need to get some blow.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 5 February 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Or just:
http://www.pottersbrewery.com.au/gfx/Potters%20Brewery%20Flow%20Chart.jpg

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Rrrobyn you drunk. (Well done.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 February 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

I saw all those beaker diagrams and at first thought it was about freebase.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 5 February 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wrong drug, see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel_library/ethanol_motherearth/z/fig1-2.jpg

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://kobiljak.msu.edu/CAI/OST517/gifs/Flowchart.gif

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Beer is most certainly the right drug for me!

Here's a particular fave.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

More flowcharts!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

In what way is a giant mug of german beer not a flowchart?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

haha, unfortunate object placement of social-skills products makes for thread-contextual humour:
http://positiveschoolclimate.sopriswest.com/images/covers/stopthinkgrp.jpg

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Flowcharts vs. Brainmaps
http://www.hedley.org.uk/visualtools/gallery/helena_baulf_social_skills.JPG
Sooo high.

(haha, in searching for that I inadvertantly did thesis research, omg noes.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Save some for thursday!

yr thesis shld be ONE GIANT FLOWCHART.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/flowchart.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/freddyformula2.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Jel I love you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

haha, jel.
If only I could make my thesis entirely out of flowcharts!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/35/95871160_11bb7c665c_o.jpg

developing my flowchart skills, for sure.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 5 February 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.epicharmus.com/forgodsakes.bmp

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Jel is going to my heaven if I become St. Donut Peters

― Dom iNut (donut), Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

ned raggett more like ned faggot

― lolz, Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I knew there was a reason I biked to the library to get online...and it was THIS THREAD. Well done.

― Laurel, Sunday, 5 February 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Let us reconsider this mystery.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

i like the fact that Death links to either LSD or Jesus.

also, one of the dealrs i know is really one of the nicest guys ever. he has massive social skills, a daughter that he is primary caregiver of, a nice pad, a good car, a LUCRATIVE job. i mean, it's not like i would want to sell drugs, but looking at him i see the appeal.

― the table is the table, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

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