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talk to me for I am one of you and shit like that plus alcohol makes us instant friends, right?

― Dick Weed, Saturday, 4 February 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dick weed? Is that some weird way of trying to receive oral sex? ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 4 February 2006 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think so -- I just think he's drunk.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 4 February 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://sasisa.ru/uploads/posts/1137522375_060117_man.jpg

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 4 February 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

I was drunk. Now I'm just hung over.

― East from the city and down to the cave (noodle vague), Saturday, 4 February 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk! Good old Jack.

― jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

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― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I was drunk and now am miraculously not hung over. Thanks, Tecate!

― adam (adam), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk at 7:28 am in the morning = not quite my style.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I am also miraculously not hung over! I'm as surprised as anyone.

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I am also miraculously not hungover

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

You are men of wisdom and fortitude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I am hungover, i'm not even a man.

― jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

not drunk, just stoned.

time for work!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 4 February 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

drunk but bedtime

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

No alcohol nor weed for me. BOO!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Not hungover, but I had a Hardee's Hangover Cure this morning. Biscuit & Gravy, + Bacon/Egg/Cheese Biscuit, + hash browns + coffee + 3 Advil. So good, but urgh.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I was a little drunk last night - until my stomach said to dinner and the drinks "You all gotta get the FUCKOUT!"

Then I slept. And I feel much better for it this morning, I can tell you.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I rarely have hangovers after drinking alcohol. But when I did... boy oh boy... Linda Blair was nothing compared to my projectile vomiting.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Not hungover, but I had a Hardee's Hangover Cure this morning.

So you're just trying to put on weight?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

until my stomach said to dinner and the drinks "You all gotta get the FUCKOUT!"

haha I imagine some funky music stopping with a needle scratch. Like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places. "GET. THE FUCK. OUT."

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

So you're just trying to put on weight?

No, just a bit of a willpower issue.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

a little hungover

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Paunchy, that was exactly what it was like. My buddy and I had three rounds of Manhattans here at my place, he left, and about 20 min later, as I'm watching Carlos Mencia (so you KNOW I was at least a little drunk), my stomach pulled the needle accross the record.

After a nice breakfast and some geetar pickin', I'm feeling much more human.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

slightly hungover, not enough to destroy me. just woke up actually. i need food.

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

drunk on margaritas!

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 5 February 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk on sake, listening to Moodymann, reading ILX, looking forward to breakfast.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Sunday, 5 February 2006 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

Not hungover, but I had a Hardee's Hangover Cure this morning. Biscuit & Gravy, + Bacon/Egg/Cheese Biscuit, + hash browns + coffee

sweet jesus that sounds good. i'm only 145.7 miles from the nearest hardee's!

― the petronas towers (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 February 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

i had some cheap champagne earlier and was feeling pretty nice until i fell asleep.

― the petronas towers (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 February 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

I am at work so hopefully not. I am intoxicated on the fumes of productivity! Let us work harder! Kaizen! Immer spass!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 5 February 2006 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

Drunk at 7:28 am in the morning = not quite my style.

I've been thinking lately that I think my favourite Lou Reed lyric is "wine in the morning/and some breakfast at night"

― Bimble brings a lawn chair to antartica so he can sit and drink silver coff (Bim, Sunday, 5 February 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

Jack Daniels and teh Marijuana. The joys of the afternoon.

― jeffrey (johnson), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

had something like four glasses of red wine last night, but coffee is curing the resulting headache.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 5 February 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I am drunk. Lager and red wine. Got to get up to go to a seminar in the morning. Bah. Maybe I should be posting this on the insomnia thread?

― emil.y (emil.y), Monday, 6 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Oh no I just lectured my brother about how smart he was and that he could go to the best schools in the world as long as he stepped the fuck up and learned everything he could.

I had so much beerz.

Is he going to yell at me with tears in his eyes ten years from now?

― en i see kay, Saturday, 29 November 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

He just turned 15, btw.

― en i see kay, Saturday, 29 November 2008 10:16 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Rather inebriated atm what what. Hope everyone's having a smashing evening.

― recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Friday, 29 June 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

I couldn't find the other drunk thread so I'm necromancing this one. I'm drunk!

― Viceroy, Sunday, 29 September 2013 05:30 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

i accidentally drank too much on a monday night and i have an important meeting tomorrow

it is only 9pm so a) i am a shameful lightweight b) perhaps there is time to recover

*spinnnnnnnnnnn*

― undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)

ha well done imo

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

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