roxy's thread of google videos that don't have to do with lipsyncing

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This is worth this thread, and your attention.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

If you lie, I trust you no mo'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

*checks*

Happily Roxy does not lie. I like me her little fake sneer at the end.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Here's her twin!

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

hse

"Aunt Darcy" playing DDR:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7979533436253473804&q=dance+dance+revolution

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

OK I kept expecting a punchline on that one!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, you were watching it wrong!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

Haahah :D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6434771077419365807&q=dance+dance+revolution

― no bones, Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

Superhero!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1873065669008257919&q=superhero

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

"what are americans like?"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6799778519620207732&q=adjectives

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597&q=canon+in+d

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 5 February 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

cuet

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1047052613450433741&q=awa

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

"Erik and Steph discover a tunnel behind the fridge and discover an alien. When the alien escapes, its up to them and kindly southern Professor Poopybutt MD to find it."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-388173967598575602&q=alien

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

live dinosaur!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4074663988507207571&q=dinosaur

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

heat-pounding robot footage

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-111816424753322071&q=robot

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

dancing robot

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2636634319903133462&q=robot

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

you guys seriously need to watch that "cuet" one I linked to earlier. If you haven't, well here is what it is: It is an animated little glob who dances in every possible style (cycling through Indian, Mexican, Disco, Hip-Hop, etc, about 25 different styles) and then stops in a pose and drinks a refreshing beverage and sighs.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Roxy, that's Qoo! He/she/it is the mascot for the Asian drink Qoo, which is fruit juice, more or less. I love Qoo!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.qoo.jp/

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

omg!

I love the guy going "Let's Qoo Dance!!!" every time.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

what is qoo like?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

It's just like juice, turbocharged with chemicals and sugar...kinda like Sunny D or something like that. I tried a bunch of different flavours while I was there and I think it was pear that made my mouth the happiest. There was also some yogourt-flavoured Qoo which was a bit creepy.

I'm happy because there's a supermarket just north of Toronto that carries it now. I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find more inside the city!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 5 February 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Japenese yogurt-flavored stuff is the bomb Sean, pls do not hate

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 5 February 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I am kind of obsessed with these kids. It's these high school guys who are so clearly film nerds of the highest order, and they make little movies wherein they pretend to be Tom Cruise and George lucas and ask each other about working with Dakota Fanning and crap. This one has like a minute of dead time at the beginning but it is all worth it for the Phillip Seymour Hoffman interview at the end.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4204412870059143372&q=%22perspective+pictures%22

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

at 31:10. hot damn that thing is long.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 February 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I watched about 20 minutes, these guys are great! There's hours and hours of stuff from them too: their MSN space (see "finished projects").

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 5 February 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah! I wrote to the guy Max once, but he was freaked out. I think.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

you gotta watch the phillip seymour hoffman bit though

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

i wish that max kid were a famous actor, I love him.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

omg a girl at a talent show horribly singing radiohead's "let down". can't really see anything but her horrible vest, but noetheless

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2672951905429232705&q=radiohead

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I watched the highschool guys being hilarious and "imitating" famous people (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4204412870059143372&q=%22perspective+pictures%22) one last night, and even though it's long (hell, can ffwd anyway) it's brilliant. I'm still trying to figure out what combination of boredom, drugs and teen cynicism/angst/av-program-ego they've got going on, b/c it's a freakin' winner.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

I know! I fucking love them, tremendous, impossible. I went all "so not gonna happen" on them and foud one of the kid's livejournals, which goes back to when he is like 13. Haw.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

if you like the 2 dudes in the 2005 recap, you should watch Blast Time: The Making of a Film (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=543156594271406502), it's them pretending to be Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, Dustin Hoffman and Russell Crowe acting in an action film directed by Woody Allen, written by Stephen King, and with a score by Elton John. They play all the parts.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

you gotta watch the phillip seymour hoffman bit though

OMG. Brilliant.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yay!

the part about cayenne, omg. And the War of the Roses! This guy is the unsung hero of google video.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

And how his disabilities are revealed: first the long story about his one eye, then the other one, then his cape fear (Cape Fear!),...

I can't believe I watched the whole 50 minutes. I'm now looking forward to Blast Time (90 minutes!).

Thanks!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Blast time is not as good *warning*, but Max's "imitations" never fail to get me. I LOVED in the 2005 recap: "I feel as if I've been doused with a Cocktail"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

omg, I love his Tom Cruise, flopping on the bed, smiling with half-lidded eyes, haha, man. The whole PSH bit is great and then he refers to some other actor and his "wooden eyes" - haha! These guys are awesome. If there's any justice in the world, these guys will be making "real" movies/tv one day soon. (have you figured out where they are yet? I'm just curious and haven't (yet) done the required sleuthing.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

god, I'm so glad these kids finally have another fan. If you click "see all movie by this user" there are like 25 short films they've made, most of them really recent, i.e. within the last year. I get the feeling that if they would stop being obsessed with improv they could make something truly incredible.

The Tony's Bar Show (an improv talk show -- this is how I originally found them, googling "Cillian Murphy" and finding Max imitating him telling an "anecdote about names" -- I fell immediately in love) is good some of the time, and these times tend to be when Max is
onscreen.

xpost I know everything about them. Seriously.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

It helps that they have like 700 websites and LJs.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Has Max disappeared? Is it over?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think so, I mean, they just made the 2005 recap a few days ago. I think he means he hasn't been updating the blog.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Phew. I'm about 10 minutes into Blast Time now and it's been rather great already too - the way the funny stuff just oozes out of them and creeps into every scene, amazing. (and the way that Nicholson/Hoffman phonecall is edited, these guys are serious serious film freaks, man.)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I just sent them a link to this thread in the comments of the DLB Productions msn space. Maybe they will become ILX regs! I like how in the background of the movies you can see film nerd evidence (as if it were necessary) -- a Scarface poster...in "How Time Flies" you can see Dustin Hoffman on a screen playing a movie in the foreground.

Oh -- and the greatest thing in the 2005 recap in the clip of Max being Liam Neeson in Kinskey.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

His Woody Allen sounds a little like Emo Phillips (see one of the video clips on the bottom of that page).

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Russell Crowe! (*passes out*)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

They're totally Canadian.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Well yeah, there is a Canadian flag on top of their school in the documentary.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, right! And their accents too. And when they mentioned the town at one point (P@rksville - my grandparents lived near there for years) and I saw that it all looked pretty west coast, I felt an affinity. (Then I confirmed it with some jaymc-style internet sleuthing...) ANYWAY, I thank them for the entertainment.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

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bump so i can see them when i get home from work

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2750717138078102262&q

I figure you Americans will want to see Max's Bush.

(HUR HUR HUR)

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Monday, 12 June 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

If you ask me, it's a terrible Bush. Usually it just comes off as "generic Southern accent" because I can never keep anything up for longer than five minutes, ever. It's just plain sloppy, really.

― Max J. (max22), Monday, 12 June 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

This is one of those things that sound funny when you first think of it, and then it's funny in the trailer, but should never, ever, ever be made into a full-length movie. Especially with that Dearin guy.

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 12 June 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

And by full-length, I mean anything longer than 5 minutes.

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 12 June 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

The faith in us is starting to wane.

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Monday, 12 June 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, I appreciate his honesty. Especially since it mirrors my own.

Although I like Robert. But he needs the right role.

― Max J. (max22), Monday, 12 June 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

THE BACKLASH BEGINS

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Don't get me wrong; I still think you're brilliant, and I've been holding my breath for the Max Johnson Show Part 2. Just don't fall prey to SNL syndrome.

Robert Dearin needs a role that 'unexpectedly' gets cut from the final movie.

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

What is SNL syndrome? Too many presidential impersonations?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking more like skits that start out with a good idea but go on much longer than they should. "Sorta like the publishing company" redeemed Max's Bush.

― chrisco (chrisco), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

SNL syndrome? I'd kill for SNL syndrome! We have Two Chimpanzees With A Video Camera syndrome.

― Max J. (max22), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Syndromes always win. Didn't you see The Incredibles?

Speaking of incredible, here's our next film: Copson:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5983112366141431724

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, God! You can rate and comment on Google Video now. Be kind!

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I forgot to comment after I saw copson. I liked it, and Dustin, I'm beginning to appreciate your merit as an actor. Max is pretty much what you see is what you get but you're more measured in your delivery. Like two sides of a coin.

― Looking through pattern skies (papa november), Saturday, 1 July 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

i only just found this thread.

"MY TORSO!" is the funniest thing i heard this week.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 1 July 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

This is a bit of a departure, and technically on YouTube, but I was the valedictorian for my high school, and my speech is up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwSvdX-U5as

Click "More" in the description for a transcript if you need it (the ceremony was held at what's usually a hockey rink, and it echoes).

― Max J. (max22), Sunday, 2 July 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

congrats on graduating, max. WHATS NEXT???

did dustin graduate, too?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Sunday, 2 July 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

No, Dustin will stay behind for another year because he doesn't skip grades. SKIPPER!

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, who likes to watch us in pain? We do!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5JY2AfghIMk
(It's on YouTube... but that's only because YouTube is friggin' fast compared to Google Video, which it will also be on soon)

Keep checkin' http://dlbpro.spaces.msn.com/ for more stuff!

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

he skipped a grade AND was valedictorian!? some straight A student type who WAS previously THE BIG CHEESE is now plotting Max's death.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

July Fools!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2359251336486085063&hl=en

We finished this in April just in time for April Fools when we hit a technological snag. The problem fixed itself a couple days ago so... late April Fools!

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Monday, 10 July 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

Max, the sheer amount of applause you got at graduation made me realize that there is, in fact, justice in this world. Have they all seen your videos?

Brokemax Justin is pretty funny. And just the right length.

― chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

haha, that is cute. never stop!
(plus: congratulations, max, on graduation and being valedictorian!)

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Wow, my e-mail notifications have not been coming through at all. Thank you, everyone! It's hard to tell, but the grads gave me a standing ovation. I was most pleased, though, by the fact that one guy threw a hat (the scheduled hat-throwing took place about five minutes later).

Few of them have seen the videos, but mostly all of them have seen the plays I was in, or just know me for my general awesomeness. And, of course, they saw my campaign speech when I was running for valedictorian (It was based on popularity, not grades -- AND YET I WON).

― Max J. (max22), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, mine haven't either.

You see, this is why Max and I make a good team: he's so full of himself and I've got the self-esteem of dirt.

(Zing?)

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

"AND YET I WON" (and the speech itself, for that matter) shows that I'm just as self-deprecating as you, man.

― Max J. (max22), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

you guys are fighting about who is more self-deprecating?

classique

oh sorry, WERE

Still waiting on Max Johnson Show part 2

Think I'll just watch the first one again

EVERY DAY UNTIL THE SEQUEL'S RELEASE

― chrisco (chrisco), Saturday, 19 August 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

We're trying to get Max Johnson Show episode up ASAP. Til then, you can (try to) enjoy our latest disaster:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3531630347989799758&q=Dustin+Buursma

I think Max's take on this film is the best: "It's terribly flawed, but I still laughed."

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdv73ujTEZM

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

It's a tad longer, maybe not as quirky, but it sure is... rated R.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-2774334029743037176&hl=en-CA

― Dustin B. (Filligan), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

rock out

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7782562861912190519&q=awesome+montage

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 16 September 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueeE5QdcSx4

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

special

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

You voyeur.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

To view this video or group, please verify you are 18 or older by logging in or signing up.

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

the commentary from the sidelines is what makes the video, not the kiss

― whatever, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, exactly. And the thing the guy on the left keeps doing with his arm. Reaching for the girl. It's interesting.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

do i sign up to youtube just to see that shit?

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

I don't particularly care.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

I recently tried to be Max Johnson's friend on Facebook but he rejected me.

― robertwolf8080, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha!

I had forgotten that I got to vote in the 2006 Ceremoniums.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

what happened to those guys. for some reason when i saw 'superbad' i was reminded of them. probably because the characters seemed canadian.

― homosexual II, Sunday, 4 November 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

They've been doing this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBeSquad

― robertwolf8080, Sunday, 4 November 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I like the new kid!

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 4 November 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

I sent them a "How To Be" question, but they cancelled the show before they did it. Or something.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 4 November 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zloT4mIiXY0

^^^Persevere through weird beginning, haw!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 12 November 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWyS1-EbUZ4

^^^

― roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

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