Wild bosoms roam free tonight...

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... while caged penises (genus: penis flaccidus) rattle the bars in a state of frenzy, fighting amongst themselves for the peanuts thrown in by passing visitors.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile, high up on the sierra, a lone clitoris can be seen.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

She is keeping watch for her herd, grazing down in the bush.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

In the valley, a few erections (penis erectus feed from the leaves of the tallest trees, especially adapted as they are to high feeding.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

Greater silicon tits are nesting too, in these higher reaches.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:03 (twenty years ago)

While the flightless sagging booby scavenges below.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Nipples, who only live for but a short summer, flutter delightfully among the flowers, stopping to sip from between their petals.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Young testicles are blown across the vast plains.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

Labia dot the landscape with their highly idiosyncratic contours.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:11 (twenty years ago)

Local crops have been ravaged by a plague of foreskins.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

The fruit of the scrotum tree attracts insects of many kinds - but their juice is often fatal.

― D. Attenborough, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Where do I sign up for this safari?

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

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