GODDAMN BRITS

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I'm sick of you English faggot Eurotrash pussies giving me shit because I'm telling it like it is: AMERICA IS BETTER THAN YOU. If it wasn't for us you English pussies would been taken over by the Germans or the Mooslems by now. So stay the hell outta America's way and take that goddamn Benny Hill with you. Go and drink tea and play cricket and have anal sex in rowboats or whatever you English do.

― Will O'Really, Monday, 6 February 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

aw, sweet.

― emsk ( emsk), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Go and drink tea and play cricket and have anal sex in rowboats or whatever you English do.

I am totally up for this.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'll find it's 'If it weren't for us'

Also does one play cricket in a row[ing] boat?

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, since when did tea, cricket and anal sex become bad things?

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

Excuse me please, but what are 'mooslems'? I'm thinking that perhaps they might be the cows in the Dairylea adverts.

― C J (C J), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ways to be out in cricket:
Caught
Bowled
LBW
Run out
Hit own stump
Timed out
Fell overboard

Way to be outed in cricket:
Engage in anal sex with man at silly mid-off

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

'Hit own stump' sounds a bit painful.

― C J (C J), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Anal sex in rowboats?

that's a buggr.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Is that better than a bit of c*nt in a p*nt?

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

Easier to get your rowlocks caught

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Out on a rowboat with a dirty oar for company

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

* insert cox here *

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Here's a pussy giving you some shit:
http://www.foreverpets.hk/images/products/Cat%20Litter%20Tray%20CA-400N.jpg

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

What is the silly American moaning about? Buggery on a rowing boat to the sound of leather on willow, followed by a picnic of tea in china cups and cream scones all round sounds quite delightful to me.
Silly, silly American.

And what's wrong with Germans and mooses?

― Merryweather (scarlet), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ah - sunny afternoons by the Thames, watching a few inswinging balls at the gasworks end.

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

'...The batman's Holding, the bowler's Wiley...' and all that.

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

And if you're feeling real kinky, try bringing the third man into the action

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Or the 12th man if you're really going for it.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

(trying but failing to think of a joke that contains the word asshes)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

It's a silly point I know, but complementing a girl on her fine leg often bears fruit

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Xpost

I'm working on something to do with googlies, myself...

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Drink coffee, play baseball and sodomize each other on jet skis like real men.

― Nemo (JND), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

If it wasn't for us pussies you yanks wouldn't have a language, a country, a culture, a political system, or an ally. Get over it, the USA is just an off-shoot of Europe...

― joebu, Monday, 6 February 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

O RLY?

― the kit! (g-kit), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

ally's european?

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sick of you English faggot Eurotrash pussies

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, the dude's name is "Will O'Really" -- ergo, treat him as more of a joke than Momus.

― Betty Foo, Monday, 6 February 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

This was the most hillarious thread ever, until the Americans woke up and started taking it all far too seriously. Sigh.

― Press Rip And Give Me The MP3 Out Of It (kate), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

It's irony Betty dearest. We are rather good at it over here after all.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

"Le Saux News"! I like it.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

the sound of leather on willow

http://www.katyberry.com/Vampires/film/Buffy/Evil/evil74.jpg

"I say!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't think this thread could be saved, but Andrew has come through with flying colors!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Kate is an American?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/?v=N2FqaYODxvY

― ~, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

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