waiting for the courier

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can't leave house

can't go to bathroom

don't even know who's sending me the package

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

(dud)

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

We called but you were out! Come over to our offices 300 miles away between 7.00 and 7.30 am tomorrow or your package will be lost forever! Happy to be serving you! We value all our customers!

beanz (beanz), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok it came and the package contained

one (1) dvd - "class of 1984"
one (1) dvd - "vice squad"

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha

jimmy loves maryann, jimmy wants to be her man (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

s1ocki, you live large.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

You can now pee large too.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

you wacky canadians

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

But have you already got Class of 1999? Malcolm McDowell, the future, Pam Grier as an teaching killer robot. And this evil guy who wears white contact lenses and eats a lot of weird food throughout the movie.

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

no!! i haven't even seen the original!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

i keep reading this thread title as 'waiting for the coulier'

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm doing that too, bro. always.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
C/D? - Signing for package while dripping wet, somewhat soapy, conditioner in hair, towel wrapped tightly, because courier arrived during your morning shower, even though you freakin' knew that was going to happen, aagh.

He said, in a caribbean accent, "Now my day is completed, hahaha." I laughed a little too loudly back. (But now I have a digital camera + giant hard-drive!!)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

all i want to see is "delivered" show up on the online tracker
that's all, just that and right now. so far 1 of 8
fuck you fedex wtf it all should've arrived 2 days ago

i feel like i've entered some inner realm of shipping - people have been sharing their horror stories

rrrobyn, Thursday, 21 February 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

eff these guys

rrrobyn, Thursday, 21 February 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

"Where is the woman who said she would come."

Mr. Que, Thursday, 21 February 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

UGH. So awful. Recently got up at 8am, took a day off from research, and waited around until 6pm until my package arrived. AND COD TO BOOT.

:(

Michael Servetus, Thursday, 21 February 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

Ugh, that should be C.O.D. Although a package of COD might me o.k.

Michael Servetus, Thursday, 21 February 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

this is like 'robyn where is our entire booth and equipment for gigantic trade show' and me being like 'it's there but it's not there and it is 2 days late not b/c of anything we did - i have talked to everyone' also i am 1000s of miles away eesh
so dumb

rrrobyn, Thursday, 21 February 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

finally

that was a fun day

rrrobyn, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

how about when they delivered my laptop to the wrong address and someone signed for it?

that was fun

s1ocki, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

HONOLULU,
HI, US 02/21/2008 11:53 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN

estela, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

Gradee travels cheap.

libcrypt, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

and you went and confronted them!

also, lol at this point: 2 of the packages still aren't at the booth space
i am going to yoga

xposts

rrrobyn, Thursday, 21 February 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

it was laughs and laughs when fedex left my iMac box sitting out on the wet stoop in plain sight at the house upstairs and then wouldn't even deliver a fucking iPod to my door because I wasn't around to sign for it

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm waiting for UPS today. killing time playing around with ArcGIS and habitually refreshing the tracking screen on the UPS website.

get bent, Thursday, 21 February 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

i missed yoga :( :( but am going to do home yoga

i have a minor rant but wld much rather think/do other things right now

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

still waiting for UPS. they stop delivering at 7 (2 hours from now).

get bent, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

i wish their trucks had a GPS thingy that we could watch real-time on the website and know where our packages were during the day other than "out for delivery."

get bent, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

no one's ever going to open an out-of-hours delivery service, are they? i've always said whoever did would make "a million dollars". it would probably be more.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

i thought this ws a coke thread at first, thankfully for all of us, no. what's a stoop though? a step, a porch? something like that, i imagine.

or something, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

or something.

s1ocki, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

oh god, really?

or something, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

ha

yeah i really don't get that fedex et al not only have huge windows of expected package arrival times but that they don't have 24-hr service! i have all kinds of problems with capitalism (obv) but dammit if i'm gonna work for the system i have a right to criticize all levels of its hypocrisy, incl this one. if taxis and buses are 24-hrs why not these big-time jets in the sky with their name on it couriers

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

faster bigger stronger until it's all over, right?
i'm just trying to figure out the game here

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

packaged arrived at 6:45pm. wtf do these drivers do the other 12 hours of their business day?

get bent, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

apparently some dudes in my hood ran an after-hours bike courier business that specialized in delivering munchies and beer to people having parties. flat rate, usually got beerz/smoked up

gbx, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

it is true that delivering a bunch of stupid documents and cogs in the capitalist machine for a lot of stressed out people is kinda less fun than that

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

FACT

i have thought about reviving this business

gbx, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

also i do realize that fed ex et al have stuff going on 24-7. but uh maybe not enough stuff.
xpost
'business'

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

i'm glad you finally got yr delivery jbr!

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

I loathe waiting at home for parcels and wasting whole days off. If you're lucky enough to work somewhere where it's possible to get personal stuff delivered, then that's the way to go. At least there you're sitting about wasting the day anyway.

krakow, Friday, 22 February 2008 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

how about when they delivered my laptop to the wrong address and someone signed for it?
that was fun

This has happened to me (with smaller items, thankfully) a couple of times. Great fun.

A good one my boyfriend has had a couple of times: "we couldn't deliver your item, so for safe keeping we put it in the dustbin near your front door". The bin was on the driveway because it was bin day. Well done couriers.

(Apologies for wacky British words but I feel altogether unconvincing rewriting it with words like "trashcan" and "garbage collection day" or whatever so anyway)

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 22 February 2008 09:05 (seventeen years ago)

well today i waited in all day for Amazon's so called Express delivery from City Link. Nothing has arrived, I'm pretty peeved but at least Amazon for pretty upfront and gave me my refund quickly enough.

Ste, Friday, 22 February 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit @ couriers putting things in trash cans!!

waiting for the courier to arrive blows and i knew it blew but now i know that what blows more is bosses freaking at you and thousands of dollars of materials out there on a truck somewhere and deadlines and the impotent pain of being on hold and the hesitation to eventually let it all go and just go eat some fucking lunch

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

(i think everything's fine now tho. also: work bought lunch!)

rrrobyn, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yes I know about this pressure. And then the subtext is that if you were more involved/concerned/resourceful, you could somehow force the delivery service to "find" your packages and deliver them immediately.

As far as I can tell it mostly involves screaming at people on the phone until they do what you want. Seems...unappealing.

Laurel, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

And then the subtext is that if you were more involved/concerned/resourceful, you could somehow force the delivery service to "find" your packages and deliver them immediately.

very devil wears prada.

get bent, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

Rly? In my experience, this is called "working in an office". u_u

Laurel, Friday, 22 February 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Oh heck am I ever anxious for my new computorb to arrive "before 3 p.m." There is nothing like waiting for a package or for a repair person to make the day d---r------a--g--------

Dark Notion (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

Same here! Except sadly I am not waiting for a computing machine...but there's some kind of package/present from me mum arriving this afternoon.

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

My computing machine has been dead for a week, the new one will be employed to write a paper on Paradi$e ₤o$t.

Dark Notion (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

I plan on keeping it after completing that task, though.

Dark Notion (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

so the courier delivery i am awaiting tomorrow from a company about twelve miles away has just been sent to a transit hub in the midlands about a hundred miles away, presumably to make the exact return journey overnight

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)

six years pass...

I really don't get why couriers are used so much for important packages because it's more likely you'll not get the package. Your regular delivery person is infinitely more reliable.

I hesitate to order from amazon itself because they or the couriers they use are far harder to contact and more able to get away with poor service. My order was late, I was asked to contact them for further instruction and then DPD said my current order is not in their database. Unless the delivery person is coming back, I think this will be 40 pounds down the drain. And do I want this thing badly enough to order it from someone else?

Weeks ago I walked a fair distance to a DHL building and they needed photo ID, which I've never had. I don't fancy buying one any time soon or finding out however you get a provisional driver's card (is it okay to admit you don't actually want to drive?)
Luckily they re-sent the package at a specified time.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

It did actually come, so the 40 pounds was not down the drain.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 23 November 2019 17:32 (six years ago)


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