War on Valentines Day: Jerry Falwell wants Feb 14th to be "Day of Purity"

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Some people think Valentine's Day is just another means to force our nation's children into "experimenting" with gaping anal, reverse felching, and two-way rusty trombones trains

As the Rev. Jerry Falwell says here:

Mathew Staver, president and general counsel of Liberty Counsel – which originated the Day of Purity – believes it is high time to encourage young people to remain sexually pure and resist the popular media messages that tell young people that sex is virtually expected behavior for them.

Mr. Staver initiated the Day of Purity to allow young people who choose to remain chaste to have a national organization that will encourage their efforts. In addition, he wanted to illustrate the dark options that await those who launch into sexual experimentation.

The "Official Site"

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

grrrr damn html:

The Official Site:

http://www.lc.org/dayofpurity.htm

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

Also, anybody wanna do a deconstruction of the logo?

http://www.floridabaptistwitness.com/2574.p5-dop.jpg.image

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

More like Day of Parody!

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

Eurostile for the official font. I always associate it with upscale salons that have not changed their design since the 1980s.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

So, they get all uppity when anyone wants to subvert or change Christmas because "its traditional" and this should be preserved, but Valentines Day is fine to attack and change? Ugh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

looks like a latour E.P., funny that.

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

also, for a day of purity, why are the male & female symbols apparently humpin'? and the male one on top?

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Does that mean you can't beat off either?

― don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Q: How effective are dental dams?

Dental dams are an extremely effective means of preventing infection from vaginal or anal secretions. There is little data available on rates of infection after use of the dental dam. There are a few important concerns which may reduce the effectiveness of the barrier. Before you use the dam, lightly rinse it off with warm water. Dry with a towel. Then check to be sure the dam is free of holes or breakage. You can check the dam before you use it by holding it up to light or seeing if water is able to pass through it. Finally, ensure that only one side of the dam comes in contact with the genitals, and that the dam is used only once. Otherwise you are defeating the whole purpose of using the dam in the first place.

― andy --, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

they're not humping.. one is clearly a mirror, and the other is just pointing to God.

Beauty is a duty.

God bless.

― Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.whatistruth.info/jvalentines90.gif

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Predictable, I know.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

Kingfish, would this make you feel better?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/nitsuh/purity.jpg

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

to remain sexually pure

Pure sex! It's pure genius!

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.floridabaptistwitness.com/2574.p5-dop.jpg.image

Wait, is this an ad for a unisex hair salon?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

(Ha, didn't realize Abbott said something similar.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

Kingfish, would this make you feel better?

almost!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

I like the idea that Dan Savage talks about here:

There's this movement to form a day called Steak And A Blowjob Day, which would be the male version of Valentine's Day, where women would come through with a steak and a blowjob in return for the chocolate and flowers that guys come through with, and I support that holiday.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Christianity should get expunged from valentine's day so things could get back like it was in the good old days:
"Roman celebration of Lupercalia, a festival of eroticism that honored Juno Februata, the goddess of "feverish" (febris) love. Annually, on the ides of February, love notes or "billets" would be drawn to partner men and women for feasting and sexual game playing. "
I hear that pairing would last a year, til the next erotic lottery.

― 2324535346@235545.net, Sunday, 12 February 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

savage is naive, valentines day is already practically "blowjob day"

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 13 February 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

Why do Christians hate web design?

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Monday, 13 February 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

because good web design results in ppl spending more time on the web = eventually they're gonna look at the Big Sausage Pizza site

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 13 February 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

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