I've Just Found Out....

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... exactly what Mark Oaten was up to with those rentboys... dirty beggar!

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Point to it on the doll.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Pointing to it doesn't really enter into it

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

He should have gotten himself a buyboy if renting is such a problem.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Pointing to it doesn't really enter into it

Entered into it, eh?

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:31 (twenty years ago)

INTERNET, EH?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

The event is most correctly summed up in the Geordie exhortation "away an' shite!"

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

I confess to find much of the detail of the story a little, errrrrrrr, hard to swallow

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:38 (twenty years ago)

Come on, spill the beans.

― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:40 (twenty years ago)

Spilling the beans might have been a bit more hygienic

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:42 (twenty years ago)

go on do tell

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:44 (twenty years ago)

I'd rather he didn't.

― Pottymouth (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:44 (twenty years ago)

From Private Eye:

For readers confused by some of the phrases used in newspaper coverage of recent revelations concerning the Liberal Democrat front bench, the Eye is happy to offer the following clarifications:

"I am perfectly willing to say that I have had both homosexual and heterosexual relationships in the past... I am very happy to make a clear statement about the issue" means "The Sun has informed me that it has incontrovertible evidence of my calls to gay chat lines which it intends to publish whether I give this interview to Trevor Kavanagh or not."

"I unintentionally gave the wrong impressiom" means "When I told the Independent last week 'No I am not gay' the Independent did not have that incontrovertible evidence."

"An unspeakable act of degradation" and "a bizarre sex act too revolting to describe" both refer to the sexual practice known as coprophilia.

"Errors of judgement in my personal behaviour" means "I paid two male prostitutes to dress up in football strips and (That's quite enough. Ed.)

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, not the sort of shit you want splashed all over the papers.

― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

Yep, he's certainly been left with, errrrrrrrrr, egg on his face

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

So he was into coprophilia. Who the fuck cares.

Ooh those homosexuals. They stick each others' bits in each others' poo-holes. Dirty beggars!

― Fred Z., Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

On the contrary, poo-hole sticking is alright by me

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:58 (twenty years ago)

"... The Aristocrats!"

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:58 (twenty years ago)

Or as it will be known from now on, "The Liberal Democrats"

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:58 (twenty years ago)

"... The Aristocrats!"
-- StanM (Stan10...), February 7th, 2006.

hahaha!

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 11:03 (twenty years ago)

I have this image in my head now of him doorstepping the "I can definitely smell shite" woman from Chewin' The Fat :-/

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 11:03 (twenty years ago)

The Liberal Demoscats.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

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