slow news day at yahoo

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• Cartoon protests turn deadly in Afghanistan
• Presidents join mourners at King funeral
• Katrina victims evicted from hotel rooms
• Lawmakers fear lack of progress on Iraq
• Thousands evacuated in California wildfire
• McDonald's rolls out nutritional packaging
• Rolling Stones decry Super Bowl censorship

• Cartoon protests turn deadly in Afghanistan
• Presidents join mourners at King funeral
• Bush budget plan would trim survivor benefits
• Katrina victims evicted from hotel rooms
• Gay-bar suspect shot himself - authorities
• Study: Premature infants do well in adulthood
• Paris Hilton ordered to stay away from man

Weirdest TV moments
Fathers and daughters dance a little too close, and is there really a "Lizard Man"?

Poll: Whites, blacks in U.S disagree about prejudice

YOU DON'T SAY.

Weirdest TV moments
Fathers and daughters dance a little too close, and is there really a "Lizard Man"?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, March 7, 2008 6:17 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

Today's Top Searches

1. Rachel Bilson
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. American Idol
4. Printable Coupons
5. Chimpanzee Attacks

^^ is this like how google search trends can warn you when flu season is settling in?

Let's just say that I'm glad I don't live in Connecticut.

The Rihanna/Chris feud may be the saddest and baddest pop music battle going on right now, but it's not the only one. Classic rocker Peter Gabriel is also angry, and he would not like the thank the Academy.

omg

the highly entertaining "feud" between a guy who brutalized his girlfriend and her

You know, when you really think about it, Rihanna's tearful report to police that she was savagely brutalized by her boyfriend is kind of similar to Peter Gabriel sulking that he can only perform 65 seconds of his song from the robot cartoon.

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Almost three-quarters of South Korean male office workers feel uncomfortable when female colleagues show too much leg or cleavage in the workplace, a survey has revealed. A poll of 1,254 employees by the job portal site CareerNet found that 74 percent of men felt upset with the attire of their female co-workers.

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just a heads-up for ade

Looooooool. Took me a second but :D

apparently july is cankles awareness month? who knew?

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This "news" is what, 25 years old?

not from yahoo news, but in a similar vein:

http://news.discovery.com/history/isaac-newton-closet-alchemist.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1

I think Newton's alchemical experiments have been public knowledge for like 40 years now?

"NBA team short on sneakers"?

Yahoo's got some SEO headline writers that must have been statefair carnies in a past life. I'm always getting suckered into clicking on something that seems tantalizing, but always fails to live up to my expectations.

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a.k.a. Six New Yorkers See Balloons In Sky, Call Friends on Cellphones

Beck's latest Holocaust remarks draw fire

There must have been a better way to write this header.

ha, I thought they meant the musician

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Finally!

Craziest Celebrity Baby Names of 2010
1. Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton)
2. Egypt Daoud (Alicia Keys & Kaseem Dean, aka Swizz Beatz)
3. Cosima Violet (Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn)
4. Axel (Will Ferrell & Viveca Paulin)
5. Krishna Thea (Padma Lakshmi)

Arggh, fuck you Yahoo. "Oh, lookit the furrener with the CRAZY baby name".

I don't understand anything anymore.

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Off-topic but I have no idea how Google News aggregates its news:

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May need to start a new thread for news.google.com

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College isn’t for everyone, new study from Harvard finds

Charlie Sheen tours tornado damage in Alabama

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Saudi police say a most-wanted al-Qaida member surrenders
Poll: Most Americans would not vote for Palin or Trump
5 decapitated bodies found in suburb of Mexican capital
Senate Democrats eye $4 trillion budget savings plan
Michelle Obama busts a move at Washington DC school
New Hampshire seeks to turn back clock on anti-bullying law
Boy charged in father's death
South Coast Plaza to open new pizza cafe

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Backache, too.

Seriously, yahoo. Time to freshen up the clip art.

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ugh feelin that article

DiCaprio 'fatter' now, says leading lady

dooley appointed fatteral mahshuls

US actor Tim Robbins: I've gotten rid of my TV
http://news.yahoo.com/us-actor-tim-robbins-ive-gotten-rid-tv-213726227.html

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/antonio-villaraigosa-poised-america-first-latino-president-142427177.html

It's easy to dismiss Villaraigosa's likelihood of capturing the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, much less the presidency

Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries
Naked German monk likely a victim of hallucinogenic berries

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omg, Obama's going to resign before even getting inaugurated next week.

Kelly Clarkson Gives Santa Side Eye in Her First Christmas Card as a Missus

Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough Put ‘Full Moons’ on Display During Lake House Getaway
Suzy Byrne

Julianne Hough & Nina Dobrev Get Cheeky In New Instagram Photo
Refinery29

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev Bare Their Bottoms in ‘Full Moon’ Pic
Yahoo Style Staff

no idea who these people are

i've noticed yahoo is recently putting things like this on the front page, not just depressing stories but stories that seem intended to make you feel bad for just reading the summary.

She wanted to be the ‘fun weekend mom.’ Now, her teenage son is dead and she’s going to prison.

there was another one which i swear was something like "She was a beautiful four yr old girl and then she was murdered and her body burned in a fire".

...
you still go to yahoo?

i don't know what's wrong with me

Not Yahoo but

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/charlie-hunnam-monster-office-burglary/3791039/

Thieves ransacked the North Hollywood office Monday night of "Sons of Anarchy" and "Monster: The Ed Gein Story" star Charlie Hunnam and took off with two unusual, but practical, items.

After smashing a bathroom window to enter the office at about 8 p.m., the thieves stole a stapler and lamp, the Los Angeles Police Department told NBC4 Investigates.

The loss is estimated at tens of dollars.

Officers were alerted to the low-value heist by an alarm that was tripped by the intruders. No arrests were reported early Tuesday.

A law enforcement source told NBC4 Investigates that the break-in appears to be a crime of opportunity rather than a targeted crime by burglary crews hitting properties in the Los Angeles area.

NBCLA has reached out to Hunnam's reps for comment.

The loss is estimated at tens of dollars.

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Crazy, she does look just like him.

And to anyone reading this on Wednesday, June 11, 2036 at 9:46 AM, the broken image in the post above was a photo of your mama.