The grand list of things I've never done.

-Broken a bone
NO

-Had a cavity.
YES

-Had surger
NO

-Been in a physical fight (not even one punch)
NO

-Drank.
YES

-Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise.
YES

-Eaten french toast.
YES

-Eaten beef (it just repulses me. All other meat is fine)
YES

-Been in a car accident.
YES

-Been pulled over.
YES

-Stolen.
NO

-Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished.
NO

-Done anything to warrant being punished.
NO

-Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out.
YES

-Ridden a bike.
YES

-Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard)
YES

-Flown.
YES

-Ridden a train.
YES

-Ridden in a taxi or bus (other than the schoolbus when I was little)
YES

-Played in any kind of sport.
YES

-Been in mortal danger of any kind.
YES

-Witnessed a fire.
YES

-Witnessed a human death.
YES

-Been to a play (I would really really like to)
YES

-Been to a concert.
YES

-Danced.
YES

-Been camping.
YES

-Been river rafting/boating.
YES

-Watched a porno.
YES

-Seen "Fight Club".
YES

-Eaten beans.
YES

-Gambled.
YES

-Tried a burger of any kind.
YES

Broken a bone. (At least not my own, I broke my 14 year old cousins nose when I was 5 playing crazy golf though)
Had surgery.
Eaten french toast.
Been pulled over.
Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished. (I had detention once at school but refused to go, it clashed with Latin)
Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard)
Witnessed a fire.
Witnessed a human death.
Been to a concert. (Pub gigs, yes)
Been camping.
Been river rafting/boating.

Also - worn high heels, sunbathed, waxed, sat in the driving seat of a car, been on a traditional "date" that was more than just sitting around in a pub, eaten fried chicken, had a job. I'm 23 and female, if that makes any of that more impressive.

-Had a cavity.
-Witnessed a human death.

bonus: i have never smoked a cigarette

The only thing I really regret doing was watching "Fight Club".

However, I have never, like mookieproof, smoked. Neither tobacco nor anything else, actually. (Not for lack of opportunity.)

It's illegal in Finland for an adult to ride a bike with an another adult on it. Also, we were a bit drunk and her driving was kinda wobbly. And it must've been slow night for the cops.

- Ridden a rollercoaster.
- Broken a bone
- Had a cavity
- Had surgery
- Been in a physical fight
- Drank
- Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise (see above)
- Eaten french toast
- Eaten beef
- Been in a car accident
- Stolen
- Been grounded
- Done many things to warrant being punished
- Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out
- Ridden a bike
- Skated (ice and roller, see #2)
- Flown
- Ridden a train
- Ridden in a taxi and bus
- Played soccer, netball and field hockey. Also, touch football.
- Been in mortal danger of any kind
- Been to many plays
- Been to many concerts
- Danced
- Been camping (but never again after seeing Blair Witch). (Shut up).
- Been river rafting
- Watched a porno
- Eaten beans
- Gambled
- Tried many burgers of different kinds
- Been an exotic dancer
- Worked at Hooters
- Been to confession
- Surfed in Australia and California

I have not:

- Been pulled over
- Witnessed a fire
- Witnessed a human death
- Seen Fight Club
- Seen any of the Godfather movies
- Killed anyone
- Jumped off a roof into a swimming pool
- Eaten a bug on purpose
- Been parasailing
- Driven across the US
- Surfed in Hawaii
- Won the lottery.

Otherwise, I've done all of these except for breaking a bone, skating (I mean, not REALLY -- I've gotten on a skateboard but don't know how to maneuver it), witnessing a human death, and river rafting.

-Broken a bone. NO

-Had a cavity. YES

-Had surgery. NO

-Been in a physical fight (not even one punch) YES

-Drank.YES

-Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise.

-Eaten french toast. YES

-Eaten beef YES

-Been in a car accident. YES (only like smacking the back of another car)

-Been pulled over. YES

-Stolen. YES

-Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished. YES TO SOME.

-Done anything to warrant being punished. COMPLICATED.

-Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out. YES.

-Ridden a bike. YES.

-Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard) YES.

-Flown.YES.

-Ridden a train. YES.

-Ridden in a taxi or bus (other than the schoolbus when I was little) YES.

-Played in any kind of sport. YES.

-Been in mortal danger of any kind. DON'T KNOW.

-Witnessed a fire. YES.

-Witnessed a human death. NO.

-Been to a play (I would really really like to) YES.

-Been to a concert. YES.

-Danced. YES.

-Been camping. YES.

-Been river rafting/boating. YES.

-Watched a porno. YES.

-Seen "Fight Club". NO.

-Eaten beans. YES.

-Gambled. YES.

-Tried a burger of any kind. YES.

never eaten beans or a burger???? or ridden a train/bus?

-Ridden a rollercoaster.
-Had surgery.
-Stolen.
-Been in mortal danger of any kind.
-Witnessed a human death.
-Watched a porno.

I probably have been in some sort of mortal danger without thinking about it (I mean, I've been on a bus that had a brick thrown through the window in front of me, I've been punched in a street fight that could have been worse, I've been in a couple of near-misses due to other drivers' ineptitude, that sort of thing). I'm assuming by "porno" that your usual Red Shoe Diaries/Emmanuelle soft-porn type things don't count. And I'm assuming having teeth extracted under general anaethestic doesn't count as surgery.'

I have never seen a Godfather movie either. Or a Star Wars movie, or a Lord of the Rings movie. I haven't even seen the Great Escape. I don't think I have knowingly heard the Arctic Monkeys.

mortal danger = walking out into traffic. I nearly got run over by a motorbike once.

I predict a heartwarming ILX/Hallmark Pictures saturday-afternoon film: "A Life in One Day," where we take one awkward acne'd Amish manchild and show him a lifetime of hair-raising adventure in a 24 hour period... and we learn a little about ourselves, too.

Most of them, I can think of excuses for, but it's those two I can't understand.

It would also explain the lack of skating and some other stuff.

I like how this has become a riddle rather than a listing of things that people might have done.

I camped outdoors for the first time when I was 29, at Glastonbury. Hell of a place to start.

-Broken a bone. NO

-Had a cavity. YES

-Had surgery. NO

-Been in a physical fight (not even one punch)YES (well, I mean, I've been punched)

-Drank. YES

-Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise. YES

-Eaten french toast. YES

-Eaten beef (it just repulses me. All other meat is fine)YES

-Been in a car accident. NO

-Been pulled over. NO

-Stolen. YES

-Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished. YES

-Done anything to warrant being punished. YES

-Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out. YES

-Ridden a bike. YES

-Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard)YES (on all three counts)

-Flown.YES

-Ridden a train. YES

-Ridden in a taxi or bus (other than the schoolbus when I was little) YES

-Played in any kind of sport. YES

-Been in mortal danger of any kind. NOT THAT I KNOW OF

-Witnessed a fire. HOW BIG ARE WE TALKING?

-Witnessed a human death. Not the actual death, but a dead body.

-Been to a play (I would really really like to) YES

-Been to a concert. YES

-Danced. YES

-Been camping. YES

-Been river rafting/boating. NO

-Watched a porno. YES

-Seen "Fight Club". YES

-Eaten beans. YES

-Gambled. YES

-Tried a burger of any kind. YES

-Worn a tie.

-Been outside Europe.

-Driven a car.

-Had anal sex

-Lived in more than one city.

-Lived by myself (that, is been the sole occupant of the flat I live in).

-Had a pet.

You?

Isn't it elvis telecom who's never had a carbonated beverage?

Seen a Woody Allen movie

Owned a car

Smoked Crack

Traveled out of North America

Held a job I liked

Kissed a girl

I'm going to guess at disabled too, that one is the main reason why (they could have just gone to see a play if there was nothing stopping them). It would explain a lot of the others, not just the things you need to be physically active for, alcohol clashing with medication for example. I still find the no flirting one weird though, unless the disability stops the person from leaving the house that often.

I've just remembered, I did witness a fire, a taxi caught fire outside my house once. No anal sex or living in a flat though.

I've done all these, too! Between the original poster and Tuomas, I've really lived!

been to europe (this will no longer be true in about a month)
been west of the mississippi
seen citizen kane
gotten my driver's license
owned a pet larger than a fish
broken any bones

i find it really hard to believe a person can go for many many years of their life without dancing. not even just standing still and swaying to music in time?

-Broken a bone.
Four altogether I think, one of them twice.

-Had a cavity.
Nope.

-Had surgery.
Yes, plastic surgery at a few months old and then four lots of bone-fixing surgery during my childhood.

-Been in a physical fight (not even one punch)
Not since I was a toddler.

-Drank.
Quite a bit.

-Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise.
Quite a bit.

-Eaten french toast.
Yes but I don't like it.

-Eaten beef (it just repulses me. All other meat is fine)
Not for about 15 years.

-Been in a car accident.
No.

-Been pulled over.
No, but I don't drive.

-Stolen.
Only stationery from work, and biscuits from the school kitchens.

-Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished.
Does being made to stand on the 'naughty chair' count?

-Done anything to warrant being punished.
Probably.

-Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out.
Yes.

-Ridden a bike.
Yes, badly.

-Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard)
Yes.

-Flown.
Yes.

-Ridden a train.
Almost every day!

-Ridden in a taxi or bus (other than the schoolbus when I was little)
Yes.

-Played in any kind of sport.
Yes, badly.

-Been in mortal danger of any kind.
Don't think so.

-Witnessed a fire.
Not close up.

-Witnessed a human death.
No.

-Been to a play (I would really really like to)
Many.

-Been to a concert.
Many.

-Danced.
Yes, badly again.

-Been camping.
Yep.

-Been river rafting/boating.
Yes though it's not exactly my natural habitat.

-Watched a porno.
No.

-Seen "Fight Club".
Yes.

-Eaten beans.
Yes. Mmm, beans.

-Gambled.
Only on fruit machines and stuff.

-Tried a burger of any kind.
Yes.

-Broken a bone.
Kinda

-Had a cavity.
Yes

-Had surgery.
Not under general anaesthetic

-Been in a physical fight (not even one punch)
Yes

-Drank.
Yes

-Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise.
Yes

-Eaten french toast.
Yes

-Eaten beef (it just repulses me. All other meat is fine)
Not for 15 years

-Been in a car accident.
Not a bad one

-Been pulled over.
No, but had police fingers waved at me

-Stolen.
Yes

-Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished.
Arrested

-Done anything to warrant being punished.
Yes

-Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out.
Yes

-Ridden a bike.
Yes

-Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard)
Skateboard ok, ice skates awful

-Flown.
Yes

-Ridden a train.
Yes

-Ridden in a taxi or bus (other than the schoolbus when I was little)
Yes

-Played in any kind of sport.
Yes

-Been in mortal danger of any kind.
I expect so. If I'd be born 100 years ago, I wouldn't have made it through several childhood diseases

-Witnessed a fire.
Yes

-Witnessed a human death.
Yes

-Been to a play (I would really really like to)
Yes

-Been to a concert.
Yes

-Danced.
Yes

-Been camping.
Yes

-Been river rafting/boating.
Yes

-Watched a porno.
Yes

-Seen "Fight Club".
I'm afraid so

-Eaten beans.
Yes

-Gambled.
Yes

-Tried a burger of any kind.
Yes

xpost

-Played in any kind of sport. Sport is arse. However, several of my mates got involved in the setting up of an amateur football team, and as they were in the band, I felt honour bound to go along as well, although I got relegated to being linesman. After they sorted out the great from the not so, the other people gradually dropped out from the main team, and huffily refused to linesman. So, come the first match proper, I turn up and no-one else (of my mates that is) did. So, I get to play in the main team, even got close to scoring, and quit after that one game.

-Broken a bone. Kicked a wall, broke my little toe. It got better though.
-Skated (on skates, ice or a skateboard) Did this last month.
-Had surgery. Big time
-Watched a porno.
-Tried a burger of any kind.
-Tasted beer, alcoholic or otherwise.
-Seen "Fight Club".
-Ridden in a taxi or bus (other than the schoolbus when I was little)
-Ridden a train.
-Ridden a rollercoaster.
-Ridden a bike.
-Hit on someone/flirted/asked someone out or been hit on/flirted with/asked out.
-Had a cavity.
-Gambled.
-Flown.
-Eaten french toast.
-Eaten beef (it just repulses me. All other meat is fine)
-Eaten beans.
-Drank.
-Danced.
-Been to a play (I would really really like to)
-Been to a concert.
-Been pulled over.
-Been in a car accident.
-Been camping.

Have not:
-Witnessed a human death.
-Witnessed a fire.
-Stolen.
-Done anything to warrant being punished.
-Been river rafting/boating.
-Been in mortal danger of any kind.
-Been in a physical fight (not even one punch)
-Been expelled, grounded, arrested, fired, reprimanded or in any other way punished.

xpost oh were those in the list too?

I've never been arrested, never watched someone die, never done quite a few of the major popular drugs, never seen a building on fire or been in a car crash. Never broken a bone larger than a toe. I've never written a song.

I've seen a total eclipse of the sun, been to the far side of the world, owned four houses (not all at once), tickled a sting ray, been to the pyramids at Giza, and been in a car on a major American interstate, at night, when someone decided to turn off all the lights. That was a scarey twenty seconds.

additional nevers:
-been on a blind date
-had a one night stand
-visited Africa
-owned a video games console
-driven a car, motorbike or scooter/moped (i've been in a car that was pulled over by police tho)
-been on the Waterloo & City line
-been in a band
-competed individually in a major contest in front of an audience apart from Sports Days at school
-seen The Godfather
-lived in a city other than London
-taken ecstasy
-rowed/rown a boat

-been on a blind date
-had a one night stand (well, this one is debatable, if you were too drunk to "do the deed" does it still count?)
-driven a motorbike or scooter/moped
-been on the Waterloo & City line
-been in a band
-competed individually in a major contest in front of an audience apart from Sports Days at school
-seen The Godfather

-Been outside Europe.

-Driven a car.

-Lived by myself.

I'll just say yes, and leave it at that.

-driven a motorbike or scooter/moped

I'm doing quite well, in a 'life lived' kind of way.