Getting a piglet drunk then firing it from a cannon

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I think you know the answer to this one.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck....???? Classic.

― andy --, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

FOR SCIENCE

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, that is beautiful.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

How is this not a thread Elvis Telecom started?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

The wine is "KAGOR" No. 9? anyone tried it?

AHA! It's MOLDOVAN WINE!!
http://www.moldovanwines.co.uk/Kagor.htm

― andy --, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

An instant classic!

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

The pig lives?

I'm going to try that with 1 bottle Dominican rum and 1 yapping South Beach condo-dwelling lapdog, tomorrow.

― Thea (Thea), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH DIX! WHAT IF THE PIG WAS CLAUSTROPHOBIC?!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

OR MAYBE HE DIDN'T DRINK ON PRINCIPLE? WHAT IF HE WAS XXXSTRAIGHTEDGEXXX? DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

The second to last pic is a great finisher. One big happy family. Wipe off the mud, go back to the bar, give the piglet some mash, leave Colonel Klink to his paperwork. Everyone's glad in the end.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my! I didn't click on this thread for the longest time because I thought the worst. That has made my day!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

This is a playstation ad, right? Check the collars of the uniformed dudes...

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

not sure, but i think it's from this (which gets bad review on the site, which must mean it's good!!) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459929/

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

Beautiful photos. I'm in awe.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.silverdalen.se/stamps/bild/roumania/ro59_space_01u.jpg

Sadly, not all petmonauts' voyages ended so well.

― andy --, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

the movie sounds kinda cool

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

The pig lives?

The pig lives!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Man, the wine I've had from Moldova is like the best I've ever tasted.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

This is so much better than the dude on the bed with the wasp-y looking chicks. But there's probably less to say about it, too.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

what's on yr iPod, piggy? "You Can See" - Deerhoof

― Thea (Thea), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha, Communism's brilliant.

― chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

Does the bottle say April 22, 1936? Way to celebrate Lenin's Birthday!

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

That shit's not right.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

I can't see it. :(

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Too much cheap commie hooch?

― chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

I came into work depressed, that has made my day

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

Nice call on the lapel PS pins!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

If this is not a document of an actual event, I would much rather it be Tracer Hand's movie than Jim D's videogame ad. I do not know why I think there is a difference.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's the movie. You can find it on this bittorrent tracker: http://karagarga.kicks-ass.org/
I think they're currently in open registration.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be the latest stunt by those Oxford students who posted a live hamster.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

Brilliant. Long live the workers revolution and our astroswine!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

There's something adorable about the little piglet-sized space capsule.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

What is this "movie?"

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://tfp.killbots.com/fanart/paul/013_nibbler-and-leela-in-space.gif

― mzui (mzui), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

why did they get it drunk first?

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

I can see it being fairly difficult to insert a sober pig into a capsule...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

that's just speculation.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine you'd get it drunk first so that it would be all loose and floppy. Same reason drunks tend to survive car accidents.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

so why do they discourage drinking and driving?

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Baikonur - Baconur !

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Do you see pigs lining up outside Moldovan embassies and burning flags in protest? No! See, pigs = more civilized than Mohammedans. Proven by science.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Baikonur - Baconur !

oh you'll get it for that one, you will

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Do you see pigs lining up outside Moldovan embassies and burning flags in protest?

Can the country afford either embassies or flags to start with?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

OK, a consulate.
Check out this shit though:
ihttp://www.consularassistance.com/img/moldova-stema.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Porkonauts?

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

pork-a-nought? Filthy!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Also just to say I think this is one of the best threads evah etc.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

DEAF PIG.

FUTURE BACON.

YAY.

― It's all good, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nrk.no/img/383806.jpeg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.af.lu.se/foreningar/kamereren/tyskland1999/bilder/Pigs_in_space.gif

You guys are getting kinda slow.

XP AW HELL.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Check out this shit though

No tradition like a new tradition! (I'm assuming no such coat of arms existed before 1992.) I do like the light of god effect.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

And the masonic looking steer.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Flight Of The Piglet:
http://fotp.ytmnd.com/

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 9 February 2006 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

So these are from a fake documentary about the Russian space program? I'd very much like to see it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

torrent available here: k a r a g a r g a . k i c k s - a s s . o r g

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

ah dan has already done that part!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 February 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Not having much luck with that torrent. After 14 hours, I've got 10 Mb and that's it.

Seeders: 0(7) (there's seven of them, but none my PC can reach, apparently?)

Looking for the DVD now.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 10 February 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE IF I'M TRYING TO GET IT FROM THAT WEBSITE?!?!?!

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 February 2006 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S CALLED PERVIYJE NA LUNE

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 10 February 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

Not really finding the DVD anywhere, btw.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 10 February 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

Also , sadly the torrent is not subtitled. And I want to see this movie now more than just about anything.
One of the reviews says it referances 'communist propoganda films about
a trip to outer space', which can only mean Aelita Queen of Mars
http://www.theperiphery.com/images/collaborations/aelita.jpg

― Annabelle Lennox (Arachne), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off!

again

― Don't hag me with your false green. (jdchurchill), Saturday, 19 September 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

should have been a poll

― Wowee Zooey (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 September 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

That last frame killed me.

― a porterhouse steak three times a day-ay! (╓abies), Saturday, 19 September 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

bump!
i was thinking about this today for some reason

― (Laughs) (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

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