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Is he/she the one?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

This the one that sends the answers to the person who sends the email?

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i have a crush on you madchen

― terry lennox. (gareth), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

How many did you get? (i.e. was I the only fool?)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Note to self - actually read threads before filling in forms for comedy laffs.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

In the interests of privacy and so you don't think I'm a Completely Evil Bitch, I won't divulge the secrets of the foolz who didn't read the thread before clicking. I also apologise unreservedly for being a Slightly Evil Bitch.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i still always think you're a boy, and am constantly surprised to learn otherwise.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I did mine in the three minutes before Kv_nol replied. So I'm only 3/4 fool, I reckon.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Would it be embarrassing to admit that I actually looked at the page source to find out what was going to happen first, then realised something was afoot when the form submitted to 'v2/fooled'?

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

arse.

― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

: )

got this round at work once, as I guess most did

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

i still always think you're a boy, and am constantly surprised to learn otherwise.

Mädchen {n}
girl
maid
chit
wench
sissy
damsel
Mädchen {pl}
lass
girls
maids
lassie
wenches
Mädchen...
girlish ...
Mädchen-BH {m}
girls' bra
Mädchen-WG {f}
girls' living community
girls' flat-sharing community
Mädchen-Gang {f}
girls' gang
Mädchen-Disco {f}
girls' disco
Mädchen-Disko {f}
girls' disco
Mädchen-Bikini {m}
girls' bikini
Mädchen-Jeans {pl}
girls' jeans
Au-pair-Mädchen {n}
au pair
au pair girl
Mädchen-Umkleide {f}
girls' changing room
girls' dressing room
Mädchen-Wohngruppe {f}
girls' living group
girls' residential group
Nur-Mädchen-Klasse {f}
all-girls class
Mädchen-Umkleideraum {m}
girls' changing room
girls' changing-room
girls' dressing room
Mädchen-Wohngemeinschaft {f}
girls' living community
girls' flat-sharing community
drall (Mädchen)
strapping
Jawohl Mädchen!
Attagirl!
alle Mädchen {pl}
all the girls
süßes Mädchen {n}
cute girl
sweet girl
charming girl
jungenhaft (Mädchen)
gamine
junges Mädchen {n}
lass
bobbysoxer
young lady
bobby soxer
adolescent (girl)
knabenhaft (Mädchen)
gamine
naives Mädchen {n}
naive girl
tolles Mädchen {n}
dazzling girl
zartes Mädchen {n}
delicate girl
blindes Mädchen {n}
blind girl
blondes Mädchen {n}
blond girl
dralle Mädchen {pl}
strappers
dralles Mädchen {n}
strapper
bouncing girl
kleines Mädchen {n}
girlie
baby girl
baby-girl
chit of a girl
schönes Mädchen {n}
beautiful girl
hübsches Mädchen {n}
nice girl
bonny lass
pretty girl
irisches Mädchen {n}
colleen
keusches Mädchen {n}
chaste girl
leichte Mädchen {pl}
floozies
floosies
leichtes Mädchen {n}
floosy
floozy
floosie
floozie
trollop
easy girl
loose girl
strammes Mädchen {n}
bouncing girl
reizendes Mädchen {n}
lovely girl
winsome girl
attractive girl
schlankes Mädchen {n}
slender girl
hässliches Mädchen {n}
nasty girl
niedliches Mädchen {n}
neat girl
zärtliches Mädchen {n}
tender girl
großartiges Mädchen {n}
superb girl
bezauberndes Mädchen {n}
charming girl
bildhübsches Mädchen {n}
peach (she is a peach)
hinreißendes Mädchen {n}
smashing girl
gorgeous girl
jungenhaftes Mädchen {n}
gamine
tomboy
schüchternes Mädchen {n}
shy girl
kurvenreiches Mädchen {n}
sweater girl [sl.] [obs.]
liebenswertes Mädchen {n}
charming girl
straffälliges Mädchen {n}
delinquent girl
wunderschönes Mädchen {n}
gorgeous girl
altes Mädchen {n} [ugs.]
old girl [coll.]
liebenswürdiges Mädchen {n}
charming girl
unverheiratetes Mädchen {n}
bachelor girl
Blondkopf {m} (Frau/Mädchen)
blonde woman/girl
fair-haired woman/girl
Braut {f} [ugs.] (Mädchen)
bird
Puppe {f} [ugs.] (Mädchen)
doll [Am.]
judy [Br.] [coll.]

http://www.dict.cc/german-english/M%E4dchen.html

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I DID LATIN

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

In the ass?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

you did dog latin in the ass? what?

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I sent this to somebody a couple of months ago, and she put my name in it! And it was all very embarrassing actually, cos it wasn't somebody I fancied at all. So be warned, tricksters, it can all go wrong.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

as opposed to german, hence i did not learn any german words, therefore i have no understanding of german, therefore the word madchen means nothing to me. i have a suspicion that after this, i shall never forget again though, so do not worry.

ps i haet u all

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

doggy style

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

my girlfriend sent this to me once, i totally fell for it. i only put her name down, so it backfired, er, kinda. i am great, obviously.

xpost stfu with the latin buggery

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha, now I can spam Madchen with endless lists of my crushes. Hurrah!

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

she's a girl, you know.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

i do not accept crushcalculator's terms of use and neither, i don't think, would my crushees

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Mädchen-Bikini {m}
girls' bikini

They have boys' bikinis in Germany?!

― Straffälliges Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Haha I totally fell for it! Sadly for you though Madchen no secrets have been revealed! You are going to paste all of the secrets that have been revealed though right?

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

wimmins i guess

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Haha Madchen I'm really sorry, I went ahead and did this full well knowing it would email you. Do they actually email you a result though? If so, let me know mine! For, um, science.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

They just email me Name fancies Crush1, Crush2 and Crush3. There are quite a few comedy replies, as one might expect.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Not as many answers of the Jackie Stallone fancies Madchen's Boyfriend variety as I might have expected.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought Mädchen was neuter

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I did this. What a fool. I was going to try to find out what the matching was based on (?!?SCIENCE?!?) before I did it. Cos there were loads of ways of doing matchings of crushes at school. On scraps of paper. Clearly I need to go and find something productive to do.

― Zoe Espera (Espera), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yup. I'm a sucker too.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

robble

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh what?! good job I only entered silly names, not that madchen would know any of the persons names if I'd been honest.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I did this too without reading any of the comments comments, but I hope your lips are sealed, Mädchen. (I was only half-serious anyway.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i didn't read the thread so i sent madchen the name of me and my wife.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

So ya fancy yerself, do ya?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

joycelyn elders said it was ok.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

awww. we thought it was going to be one of those funny internet result thingys. i'm vaguely disappointed.

― Gukbe (lokar), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh, I fancy loads of people. Going to need more entry fields.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

wonder what would happen if i put PAUL WILLIAMS into the entry field. i hope he would swoop down from the heavens to sing me a tune.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ok I'm tempted to send this to my bf, but it's risky right?

― LeRooLeRoo (Seb), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, I make my future LIFE DECISIONS based on these tests! I need to know they are ACCURATE!

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

doh

― Mitya (mitya), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

LeRooLeRoo, that's a terrible idea. It's The Tale of Inappropriate Curiosity from Don Quixote all over again.

― Mike W (caek), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, Madchen told me about this in the pub tonight! I know some secret crushes* :)

(*OK, not really, she just told me not to try anything embarrassing because she would roffle at me)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Count the Ls Os Vs Es and Ss, add em till you can't add no more. That's all a relationship needs.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

Well even though I got tricked mine are pretty boring. My husband and the first guy I could think of + his stage name.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

i actually put myself in, because i knew it was going to be some kind of trick

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh people. I despair.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, 100 people have now answered*, you idiots. My lips are sealed, I promise, not that I've ever heard of the vast majority of people crushed on.

*this figure includes Tony Blair 4 Ken Livingstone and the like.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

I dont get it. How do I know if I've found my true love? All it did is say I've been fooled. I already knew that!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to send this to people I know but they'd hate me for it and it reeks of me wanting them to put my name in there. which it would be of course.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

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