TS: box vs. pussy

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― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

This thread isn't about Boxing Day, is it?

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

Or National Pussy Awareness fortnight?

There is a little handheld game for kids of the online 20 Questions game (20q.net). Naturally my friend picked it up and had a vag in mind for the game to guess. After about 18 questions ("Is it wet? Does it weigh more than a pound of butter? Does it bing joy to many people?) It asked for its guess, "Is it a pussywillow?" We were knocked out.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/bbogdan/blog_images/Sept_05/PopTarts.jpg

http://home.att.net/~ramerj/family/cat-box.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/4/7016536_da8927c218.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

taco

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

juicebox
onion
nappy dugout
zion
axewound

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

stank cavern

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

fur burger

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

Pussy, c'mon. What's more endearing?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

chuss
tang
gash
cut
pumpum
poonanny

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

Pussy by far (although I'm not so drunk that I'm going to go into why). But I don't even really understand box. It doesn't make sense.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

foufounne, for sentimental reasons.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

tchooch

― ratty, Thursday, 9 February 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

Living in a box once sang a song: "Am I living in a BOX?"

the alternate is too horrendous to bear.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 9 February 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

Fanny
Tuppence
Front bum

― Mike W (caek), Thursday, 9 February 2006 09:33 (nineteen years ago)

buffalo gums
salami garage
sausage wallet

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

wizard's sleeve
welly top

― Mestema (davidcorp), Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

this thread has almost been done before

...Are you pwnsome tonight?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

polly

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

Some Finnish word for it:

vittu
fjontta
pillu
pimppi
toosa ("gadget")
loota ("box")
kirkkovene ("church boat")
riemurasia ("joy packet")
puska ("bush")
mätäs ("hummock")
tupsu ("tassel")
rako ("slit")

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

The best Finnish euphemism for penis that I've heard is "skin pistol".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

that would make a great band name.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

never mind

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

silk igloo
mule nose
rooster jaws
ninja boot
queef quarters
meat crease
fish mitten

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

what's your wife's fav?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

HEY!

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

a bit uncalled for.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

most things are

sorry

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

good now back to slang vagina.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

hey!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

'beaver', surely.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

My best friend in high school was Fanny!

My favourite word in Dutch (at the moment) is FOEF.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

i thought this thread was going to be about Schroedinger...

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

haha, of course

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

A co-worker had one of these things laying around his office. I picked it up and went through the questions with vadge in mind as well. After the twentieth question, it asked "Is it a womb?" Close enough, I guess, but what a funkiller.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, when I played it, it guessed "womb" as well.

But as for the "pussywillow" answer, I think it is programmed to be clever like this: we tried to get it to guess "penis" and it came back with "dik-dik."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I tried "penis" awhile ago, and I had to put it down when it asked me, "Does it come in a box?"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

front-bottom

― Aaron A, Friday, 10 February 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kino.orc.ru/js/review/stills/48hours.jpg

First I've gotta get me some trim. I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

toosa ("gadget")

Inspector Gadget?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Saturday, 11 February 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.janicewise.com/aj1640a.jpg

now shut up

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 11 February 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

box, thanks to avril lavigne: "she got up in my face so i kicked her in the box!"

― Maria (Maria), Saturday, 11 February 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/nlts2u.jpg

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 11 February 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

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