making cold calls/random calls to people as part of your work then fantasising about their attractiveness

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i cant help doing this
esp when they sound great down the phone
which prob means they are severely unattractive
but still, they do sound great
i must stop doing this

― okok, Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you

― retarded and gay (bato), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

It all has to do with their sinuses.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

call me

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― blonde sally (ken c), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

what's your work anyway?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

my work is somewhere between PR and media sales
not sure how on earth i ended up doing this
my PR technique is nowhere near like say, samantha jones on sex and the city or someone like that

― okok, Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

is it a fish shop?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

What's attractive about a bunch of people yelling "FUCK OFF MY PHONE AND STOP COLD-CALLING ME YOU TWAT"?

― Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

no, jellied eels and things like that. good guess though. its like phone sex meets fish n chip takeaway.

― okok, Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

both times i was a telemarketer i was asked out by people i would cold call at least once a night. in those cases i did wonder but then the obvious would occur to me.

you end up in a really weird state of mind after youve telelmarketed for a while. you spend hours where some people are saying they want to boff you, others are telling you to fuck off and die and the rest of the time youre talk to a dead line.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

are you male or female?

cos you sound kinda nice.

(j/k)

― okok, Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

i used to flirt over the phone with this media rep in san francisco, and he would send me presents!! everyone at work thought i was a floozy.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

What sort of presents?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

LACE TEDDYS

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

what color?

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Er, did you still keep flirting with him after that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

this lady from this marketing company kept trying to send me present too! she kept telling me all these presents she had for me and all i need to do is write her back and tell her "YES! i would like presents!" but i never did

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Katharine - COCHINEAL. GOOD DEAL!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Clearly this was your dream guy then, why didn't you go out with him?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

dude, if the flirting stops the presents stops. Sheesh. TRY TO THINK THINGS THROUGH BEFORE YOU SAY THEM.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

When I was still at Wells Fargo, some of the account reps/loan service folk would befriend the bankers & loan officers they spoke with everyday. Sometimes it worked out to where some of the bankers came to the account rep's wedding, sometimes the loan service folk would fly out to the bank location for deep tangage.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH - USE UR BRAIN TYOMUS

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Tyomus, the Finnish Faun

"I've been a baaaad Finn."

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

gosh you girls need to stop treating women as objects!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I thought everyone in marketing sends each other presents. Most of them don't earn very much do they but that's okay because they get everything for free anyway. Just make friends with someone in fashion, someone in music, someone at tesco..... etc

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Friday, 10 February 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

you're not making me feel very special here

he bought me a big diamond shaped paper weight. really great!

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 10 February 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

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