Simon & Miquita - IT IS OVER

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We barely knew ye, etc.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 10 February 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

at the very moment they started to get lengthy newspaper profiles -- canny.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 10 February 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

This and Smash Hits too (and NYLPM?). Its a conspiracy.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

Booo.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

Hooray! I can't abide either of them.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/archives/jeremy_paxman.jpg
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss.......

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm never quite sure if I'm making this up, but was Lauren Laverne the original Popworld presenter?

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

(I put the picture and the text within the italics thingy, just to see if it made the picture lean to the right a litte)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*
Simon: *something unfunny*
Miquita: *laughs*

... and so on

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

Dadaismus OTM - Simon = deeply rockist middle class smuggo taking piss out of pop, Miquita = clueless nitwit

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

WBS for Popworld host.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

William Burroughs Seward?
World Boxing Society?
West Bromwich Sandwich?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

Simon = deeply rockist middle class smuggo taking piss out of pop

Isn't it much more rockist to suggest that pop music is something to be taken seriously though?

James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

I agree he's not as funny as he thinks he is, but he makes me laugh occasionally. And when compared to the alternatives offered by CD:UK and TOTP Saturday, give me Popworld with Simon and Miquita any day. At least Simon has a glimmer of a personality.

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

At least Simon has a glimmer of a personality

British television - the best in the world

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

West Bromwich Sandwich, that's the feller...

"Oroight, we've got Westloife, just after me Bovril"...

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

theyve been going a bit downhill as of late i thought, or at least, theyve had simon take a backseat which makes it less fun as miquita is no way near as good

okok, Friday, 10 February 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, but Simon "interviewing" Babyshambles is still the funniest and most cringeworthy television I've seen in years. There is a time when his schtick actually work, and it's when taking the piss out of pomposity that needs the piss taken out of it.

She's In Parties (kate), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

i like miquita

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Someone on the internet plz plz plz YSI Amstell interviewing Lloyd Banks. Or Young Buck. Whoever it was.

I'm never quite sure if I'm making this up, but was Lauren Laverne the original Popworld presenter?

I believe she hosted a similar show that was a precursor to Popworld entitled simply "Pop".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Not possible

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

I love Miquita

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

I love her too

hate simon tho

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

actually hate's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

Can you explain this love?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'm dying to know!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

that's ok

RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

Is it? Well, that's good. Thanks.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

in my WILDER moments I tell people I think she looks like maggie gyllenhaal

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, but apart from that(?), what do you like about her?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

what is it you dislike about her?

I think she's fine

RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

she smiles a lot and is generally amiable and she's not a twat

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose I mostly dislike the constant laughing at things that aren't funny. Also no apparent talent, but I'm prepared to forgive that because I probably haven't got much either.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's nice, to laugh

RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

It usually is, but to laugh all the time for no apparent reason isn't

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Unless it's sincere laughter in which you're probably just nuts

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

I have never seen them on TV. Saturday mornings do not exist for me. What sort of mentalists are you?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Just in time for Valentine's Day too.

BARMS, Friday, 10 February 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

she is very cute and pretty and sometimes very funny. she was also about 15 when she started doing popworld...she had to have a couple of weeks off to do her gcses. I liked that.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

she is very cute and pretty and sometimes very funny.

It's all about personal taste I know but she isn't any of those things

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I started Popworld at the age of 16 so for me it's a bit like leaving school," said Oliver, 21.

Cathy, nil points. She was 16 all along.

Amstell is going to pursue stand-up!

Every time I've seen these two they have asked the same questions, used the same insults, etc. Often it is the pot calling the kettle black.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

I once saw an interview in which they ranted and raved about how much they hated Top Shop, basically because it allowed poor people to dress fashionably.

A little piece of me died that day.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

... I hated them even before I read that, so I'm going to pat myself on the back for getting it right

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

I have never seen them on TV. Saturday mornings do not exist for me. What sort of mentalists are you?

Mentalists with the ability to record telly.

Bah, too mauch hate on here for the best music show on telly (proper telly at least, I don't have satellite) this decade.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

... anyway, where does Miquita Oliver buy her clothes? Billy Smart's Circus? (xxpost)

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure they were just joshing with that Top Shop thing, y'know like Ricky Gervais.

i've never seen them on Saturday mornings. PopWorld was a Sunday late morning show, good for hangover etc. - they started showing it at night as well. My S & M fizzled out about eighteen months ago but Miquita is still a lovely. Nobody mention Rip Rig & sodding Panic please.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Rip Rig and Panic.

(why?)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody mention Rip Rig & sodding Panic please.

Isn't this a rule most people observe in their day-to-day lives anyway?

James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Miquita's mum(?) was in them.... and thus her uncle too (Sean Oliver?)

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I should've tried reverse psychology.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

What, "Mention Rip Rig and Panic, somebody please?"

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Simon Amstell's dad was the bassist in Spizzenergi.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

No wonder he's so smug!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

anyone see grandmas house last night? i liked it actually. he is funny in it, and likeable etc, but he cant act at all. if they have gotten someone else to star in it, it would have been taken up several notches.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

Still able to cry a tear over Popworld not being on tbh and Alex Zane is still at the top of my TO PUNCH IN THE FACE list if I ever see him.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Still able to cry a tear over Popworld not being on tbh

really?

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

t4 should just die in general.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

idk you could always not watch it

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

or they could just die

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

from the UK comedy thread:

Simon Amstell verdict? Not watched it yet.

― heterosexist matrix of desire (Gukbe), Monday, 9 August 2010 15:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I really liked it but the dude cannot act to save his life. 8/10

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 9 August 2010 15:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just did a quick google to find out what you're on about (no tv) and read this
http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a258605/simon-amstell-i-might-flee-the-country.html
and it doesn't even tell me wtf the show is!

― Not the real Village People, Monday, 9 August 2010 16:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I had to turn it off ten minutes in. Just couldn't take how stilted it was and i love Amstell in Popworld/Buzzcocks guise.

― Number None, Monday, 9 August 2010 16:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

Once I got over the sitcommyness of it I quite liked it, and Glen from TTOI was brilliant. Reminded me of Chris Tarrant though.
It just seemed like Simon Amstell had gone round to a random family's house and was doing the sarcastic interviewer routine on them for a telly program.

Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

Alex Zane is still at the top of my TO PUNCH IN THE FACE list if I ever see him.

Being a Camden resident I've seen him a number of times. Would you like me to deliver a message, or perhaps arrange a meeting, if it happens again?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

He's in Edinburgh just now. Pop down the Pleasance Courtyard for a pint, and you can punch away to your heart's content. There's some stiff competition around, right enough.

(I haven't watched Amstell's comedy thing yet. I will do so very soon, but I'm not holding out much hope of enjoying it)

ailsa, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

I only lasted about 15 minutes of that simon amstell sitcom. way too stilted and awkward. plus I've heard him do that line about the cat becoming a mascot for his loneliness before -- totally fell flat in the show.

cocotte, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

I like Amstell and have a higher sitcom tolerance than most ILXors but, uh, yeah. Too high a ratio of "please zoom in while I hold my About To Say Something Really Hilarious face for 3 beats" to actual funny lines.

Still laughed a couple of times and will probably watch it again next week, if someone revives this thread and I am bored, like.

Guardian review was kind of otm: if you are that stilted when playing a character which is basically yrself then maybe rethink the big acting career.

(ooh, listen to me, with my big comedy skills, acting talent and highly successful email-filing career of my own)

rah rah rah wd smash the oiks (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

he does have pretty much only the one expression/tone which puts him at a bit of a disadvantage with the whole acting thing.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

I feel sorry for comedians who can't act. Still not as bad as Paul Merton's sketch show though.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

Not bad - it has the family awkwardness bit down well - but I wish the action would speed up a bit.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

amstell is a swirling vortex of acting inability

cozémon (cozen), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but it kinda works, given that he's playing himself being uncertain and awkward about making the move to acting.

ledge, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:26 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it does kinda work and wouldn't work without him - it helps that all of the supporting actors are pretty much stellar to a one

cozémon (cozen), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:27 (fifteen years ago)

The supporting cast make this work, I think you could substitute Simon with Russell Howard, although that would take it to 'junior Martin Freeman' territory.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

I feel sorry for comedians who can't act.

The traditionalist in me is suspicious of comedians who can

It dreamed to Tom D. of the Caucasus (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

I thought last nights was the best so far.

I spend half the time watching this show wondering if Simon seems that awkward around people in real life. Occasionally the rawness of his performance contrasts to the acting around him in a very striking way.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)

I agree that it seems to capture the awkward yet cosily familiar nature of family gatherings well. I'm not sure what to make of his apparent un-acting, but the rest are indeed wonderful.

krakow, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

A show about North London Jews drinking tea should be exactly in my comfort zone but I find this pretty unwatchable. I've tried two episodes and couldn't make it to the end. Amstell's wooden but the rest of the family are just doing chronic early-Mike Leigh Style funny voice acting. Very grating. Front was very good in TTOI, can't get around how awful she is here.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno. I think it works, mostly.

djh, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

i watched the first 3 minutes of an episode on iplayer and had to switch off it was so bad. like an even worse version of that crummy CYE ripoff jack dee did. and yeah front seemed so bad in this, really hamming it up 70s sitcom style. amstell himself is a terrible terrible actor, so uncomfortable to watch. the schaddyfreud inside quite likes this as he behaved with such unjustified cuntiness on buzzcocks, nice and just to see him flounder in this.

NI, Sunday, 29 August 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

I think it scores over 'Lead Balloon', because it's easy to feel sympathetic to Amstell's character most of the time, while Rick Spleen was just a hateful tosser.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 29 August 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

Watched the last episode on a Billy the Swygg recommendation but I'm afraid it was very poor - too schematically a Jewish London version of Royal Family, right down to the house layout.... but without any laughs.

Stevie T, Sunday, 29 August 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I liked Grandma's House by the end of the run, it was smartly written and I got used to Amstell's anti-acting (though it helped hugely he was surrounded by talented UKcom character actors).

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 24 September 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

Just finished Grandma's House and thought it was great on-balance. Intricate overlapping dialogue and terrific performances except for Amstell, but then Seinfeld couldn't act for shit either and it didn't do him any harm. Obviously I'd have preferred a better actor in the role but the role IS Simon Amstell so…

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

I do think his acting improved as the series went on. Obviously not to the extent that he could actually be mistaken for an proper actor or anything.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

Yr not supposed to be mistaken for a "proper actor", you're supposed to be mistaken for "someone not trying to remember his next line, but (re)acting in a normal human manner."

Mark G, Friday, 24 September 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

I warmed to this a bit, but didn't really like the last episode. Thought maybe the series could've had a more interesting plot arc than "Simon was right all along", I guess.

patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

Impressed by what a truly repellent creation his cousin was. Skin-crawling.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 24 September 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

Is it all off iplayer already? I only watched the first couple.

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 September 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

i guess they don't keep stuff on there for a month anymore? it now looks all fancy and confusing, like they gave it over to an enthusiastic intern who didn't think that it'll be used by people who aren't technology geeks.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 September 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)


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