"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia."

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http://www.petsinuniform.com/

Surely, this is what Adobe envisioned the ultimate application of Photoshop to be.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_hound.jpg http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_golden_retriever_1.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

aw how lovely.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

20 bucks for pure shit.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

There is something really, really freaky about this one.
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_poodle_4.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Wow! Only $20! What a deal!

― Sarah Trueberry McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

This caused us to laugh so hard that the entire department had to come over and see what was causing us such mirth. And then we played Kittenwar for a while.

― She's In Parties (kate), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

funniest thing ever

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

My dog looks regal.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/cmvenuti/gmoney.jpg

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

The german shepherd in the space suit is definitely worth $20
I would kill for a Jack Russell in BDUs

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno; if they make any dough off this thing, it's genius. Seriously, $20 for a half-assed 20-30 min photoshop job. And tap into the market of folks who love their pets & there ya go.

seems like something they'd advertise in Parade Magazine

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_yorkshire_terrier_2.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

....

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_3.jpg

In reference to kingfish's first post up there, I think our military would be greatly improved by requiring its colonels to be able to hold three tennis balls in their mouths.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

tee hee hee

xpost

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_terrier.jpg
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/yellow_ribbon_icon2.jpg
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_1.jpg

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

That's why he's got all those medals, mad oral skills with the tennis balls

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_chihuahua_dog_1.jpg

― Dan (SCARY) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THE COMMENTS PAGE:

"This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots."

― Dan (O RLY?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_cat_4.jpg

...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots.

um, Tom, can you ask Anth0ny if there are any weird pix of Pip or Otis in uniforms lying around their house????? I mean is it just me or can you like hear you-know-who saying this????

ALSO WTF IS THIS
http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Now now, I'm sure that christmas tree has sacrificed a lot and lost many friends in his career to gain those four stars

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think this must be what Heaven is like.

― Dan (Ow My Sides) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Tom imagine after the "puss in boots" ridiculousness, the Count from Sesame Street burst into laughter right behind you, it'll help you see what I'm talking about FYI.

ALSO THAT CHRISTMAS TREE HAS A DILDO ON ITS HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

It has Ned's silhouette!

― Dan (Check Ned For Head-Dildos) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah I wonder if the real people who won all those medals and took the original portraits these are based on ever see this kind of shit and get really, really mad. Like I can see this causing some kind of Rambo level breakdown, finding out that your cherised military portrait of your achievements in wearing medals is now serving as a base body for a pomeranian.

xpost I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

That cat in the white uniform looks like he enjoys inflicting pain on people.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

still, it says "or other pet", too. which branch of the service would you like your goldfish or ferret or seal to have joined?

*insert bad !LOLZ Navy SEALS LOLZ! joke here*

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"The pictures are great! Worth the cost of band aids alone for most people trying to dress up their cat "

― Dan (Concerns I Never Knew Existed) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I like that the FAQ has only two frequently asked questions:

Is this for real?

Yes...

Are you crazy?

No...

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I wish this site would expand to include other types of uniforms, for example football players, cheerleaders, maitre d's.

xpost you know my sister's cat actually used to enjoy wearing cabbage patch doll dresses. He'd actively try to put them on, we'd have to help him. Thankfully it was just a phase, but we never needed band aids to dress up animals. On the other hand, "dress up animals" never meant "astronaught regalia" to me as a 5 year old so there you go.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

"I am happy with it. Let me know if you ever get around to doing fabulous wedding gowns, dresses of queens, and royalty with lots of jewels."

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I wish this site would expand to include other types of uniforms, for example football players, cheerleaders, maitre d's.

NO! it would dilute the impact!

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am still incapacitated by the Christmas tree.

― Dan (Wie Treu Sind Deine Blaetter?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

But I would like to see my cat dressed up as Chad Johnson, without the fear of band aids being put into my heart.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT just got reminded me of this:

Sugar Bush Squirrel: America's Most Patriotic Squirrel

"'The Military Mascot' & Superhero to Our Troops Everywhere"

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/6856052_scaled_302x169.jpg http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/6856051_scaled_324x201.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

if you hate this you hate capitalism

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

a full camo outfit for your dog

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― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i can't even look at that christmas tree

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

not nearly as regal, i guess:

http://www.gifts-for-dog-lovers.com/images/funny%20dog%20pictures%20-%20uniform.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gunaccessories.com/LuckyDog/CamoNeopreneDogVest.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha "There's no way a rabbit can see him now!"

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

It has Ned's silhouette!

xpost I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

You people.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/110597.jpg

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

HERE IT IS AGAIN

ihttp://www.petsinuniform.com/christmas.php

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

you people lack focus

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/example_spaniel_dog_1.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH I FUCKED IT UP

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

OMG CHIHAUHUA IN CAMMIES
http://www.fairpress.org/images/camo1tres.jpg
END TIMES
GOOD THING I'VE STILL GOT MY WISDOM TEETH

― TOMBOT, Friday, 10 February 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a dildo on the tp of teh tree?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

http://www.kissedbydogs.com/englishsetterinuniform.jpg

who wants to play Stratego!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

he even has his own grenade!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

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http://83.136.68.93/kitler/pics/kitler763.jpg

one final salute before the reich is flushed down the drain.

― kingfish, Sunday, 25 February 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

PROVEN BY SCIENCE: Kitlers not as funny as Col. Ned Xmas Tree.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

A four-star colonel?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

It's a special rank attainable only by Christmas trees.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

Well-deserved, that one.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

just in time to repost this for the holiday season!

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/thanksgiving.jpg

― max, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://i37.tinypic.com/5509dh.jpg

― sleep, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2249/2194673973_d9b49a5fb2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

DOCTOR BEN IS THAT YOU?

― Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Holiday special: $19.99

― Vault Boy Bobblehead: Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 5 December 2008 06:27 (sixteen years ago)

"don we now our gay apparel"

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 5 December 2008 07:06 (sixteen years ago)

It's nice that after all those pets, the video ends with the familiar, conforming Pan Cake Astronaut and Christmas Tree General.

― Tuomas, Friday, 5 December 2008 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

I wondered what that Alan Yentob series was about (bad joke for Britishers)

― Neil S, Friday, 5 December 2008 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia."
- I skimmed the title and read full _______ genitalia

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7751/27741881jx5.jpg

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7940/20354898fy2.jpg

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://media.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season9/907.jpg

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

ok i didnt know there were football uniforms

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Friday, 5 December 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

this video is mesmerizing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 5 December 2008 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

You kinda get the idea after half a minute, though. :-/

― StanM, Friday, 5 December 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

but they all have diff expressions.

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Friday, 5 December 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

some are like WTF?!? and some are more like IM GOING TO KILL YOU

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Friday, 5 December 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Pancake astronaut starts the new gainsbourg/beck video!
http://keithschofield.com/charlotte-gainsbourg/charlotte-gainsbourg+beck-heaven-can-wait.mov

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

"We open on a portrait of a character I like to call "Pancake Astronaut." He is the living embodiment of astronaut food, as it is. Astronaut food is interesting. We build these massive rockets that are the culmination of thousands of years of technology, but the astronauts still need to eat food. This image represents that; a pocket-sized 2001: A Space Odyssey"

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

in the future, creative people will do nothing but crib from youtube and win oscars

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQ-eUoDk0w&feature=player_embedded

― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

danshadow666 (11 months ago)
This is adorable. I like the dog with 3 balls in its mouth, that's alot of balls to have in one mouth.

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

DUDES

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://petsinuniform.com/finished/freeman/astronaut_blue_dog_freeman.jpg

HENRY

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://petsinuniform.com/finished/freeman/astronaut_blue_dog_freeman2.jpg

COUSIN ROGER

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

laika = pwned

― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 26 December 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

r those yours justen?

first one is, the second one is his best friend (who belongs to k's brother)

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

dope. how would you rate their customer service?

they are great

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 December 2009 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://onethirtybpm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/klaxons-surfing-the-void.jpg

= Klaxons' next album cover!

http://onethirtybpm.com/2010/06/15/full-deatils-for-klaxons-surfing-the-void/

― StanM, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/b861_cat_play_house_fire_engine.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/214651b.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/21444a1.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/2142b97.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/2138475.jpg

― god, time is fucking stupid. (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

REVIVE! FOR THIS!

http://animalcentury.com/images/portraits/138/ozzy-the-pug-animal-century.jpg

http://animalcentury.com/images/portraits/32/catandafan-animalcenturyart.jpg

http://animalcentury.com/index.php

― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 20 September 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.antesydespues.com.ar/en/famosos-retratados-como-soldados/

― iglesias, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago)

http://petsinuniform.com/finished/freeman/astronaut_blue_dog_freeman.jpg

jjj, can I put this on a t-shirt

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

this is still one of the funniest things I've ever read:

"This is glorious. It's about time someone made a conjugate pair of pets and power. Now my puss is really in boots."

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

these are pretty good!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/berkleyillustration

― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Hunting-Cats.jpg

― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:16 (ten years ago)

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/25/28/0d25280d8438f86e4a423c221a07fcfb.jpg

― excreting zeitgeist (Sanpaku), Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:26 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

In the middle of a meeting, the phrase "This is glorious" popped into my head and I almost burst into hysterical laughter

― DJP, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

eight months pass...

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/traveling-dog-aspen-the-mountain-pup-instagram-50.jpg

― lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 5 February 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)

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