how many "just wars" have there been?

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as bart simpson noted: "the american revolution, world war II and the star wars trilogy."

everyone probably agrees that world war II is a good answer (except howard zinn but zzzzzz whatever), and i'm sure there's a lot of other worthy revolutions besides the US one (it's odd that no one ever lists the US civil war as a just war since it might be the best example i can think of after WWII but i suspect that's the whole "the south wasn't so bad" phenomenon at work again). any others?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 13 February 2006 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

From which side of the war do you mean? I guess you could say the Vietnam war was just on the side of Vietcong. WWII was started by Germany, was it a just war to begin with? I think the only post WWII wars most people would consider just on the side of the ones who started them were the independence struggles of former colonies, Algeria being the best known example.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 13 February 2006 07:59 (nineteen years ago)

well, i'd say any war where one side is clearly morally in the right is a "just" war - the problem is there've hardly been any of those.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 13 February 2006 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

The Babylon 5 Shadow War. Silly answer I know, but what real war unites whole worlds like it did? Thats what we need man - something to threaten us all.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 February 2006 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

All of them, to the winner, hav been described as such.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 13 February 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

the phrase is disingenuous because wars, it seems obvious, are fought for power and power only. any moral considerations are secondary and only useful as propaganda.

besides, violence is always the opposite of good, regardless of how it is dressed.

suspiria, Monday, 13 February 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

"fought for power and power only" is way too sweeping. yeah, the UK fought for "power" in WWII - they fought to keep from being taken over by the fucking nazis! was the struggle against fascism in the spanish civil war just as bad as fascism itself?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 13 February 2006 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't make any difference that the nazis were bad dudes. britain couldn't allow germany to maintain a stranglehold on europe because it would threaten their own interests. they were willing to appease hitler and allow myriad, immoral internal abuses of power but when germany made obvious their ambitions to upset the european balance of power (with force) action was necessary.

there are many complex reasons for a country to go to war, but the need to 'right wrongs' is way down the list.

suspiria, Monday, 13 February 2006 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't make any difference that the nazis were bad dudes. britain couldn't allow germany to maintain a stranglehold on europe because it would threaten their own interests. they were willing to appease hitler and allow myriad, immoral internal abuses of power but when germany made obvious their ambitions to upset the european balance of power (with force) action was necessary.

there are many complex reasons for a country to go to war, but the need to 'right wrongs' is way down the list and, in reality, insignificant.

suspiria, Monday, 13 February 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

not really sure how well the algerian struggle for independence has played out, long-term.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

not to say that the french should have stuck in, but they don't get much less black-and-white than that.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

^oops

on reflection, rather than the simplistic 'power', i suggest 'immanent and overriding self-interest' best describes government actions, a mindset which often must negate ethical concerns.

suspiria, Monday, 13 February 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

somewhat reductive.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's kinda hard to hard to judge a war or a revolution based on what became of them years or decades after. For example, was the Cuban or the Russian revolution fair? It could be said that at the moment they were, since few of the people participating in them could've known what the results would end up being.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 13 February 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

that's part of *why* the october revolution (as opposed to the more general 'russian revolution') was a bit of a misfire.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

William Brown defeating Elizabeth Violet Rose Bott!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 13 February 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

For example, was the Cuban or the Russian revolution fair?

February yes, October no.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 13 February 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

What about the Falklands? Back in the early eighties Argentina was a brutal military dictatorship that slaughtered 30,000 of its own people. Was it a "just" war to fight to stop them taking over a small but happy bunch of British shepherds?

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 13 February 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

What about the Gulf War? Back in the early nineties Iraq was a brutal military dictatorship that slaughtered 300,000 of its own people. Was it a "just" war to fight to stop them taking over a small but happy bunch of Kuwaiti sheiks?

Fred Zed, Monday, 13 February 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

Indeed.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 13 February 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

i was thinking about the falklands, cos chavez said britain should 'give it back' to the argentine. thinking on it, what claim *does* argentina have to the islands? the war was stupid and should never have happened -- it was surely a matter for diplomacy. but still.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

Well..... They were discovered by the Dutch. The first settlement was French, but then some English people set up nearby without noticing the French presence. Then the French tootled off, and the English claimed the islands for Britain, and then left themselves. Then a few years later the Argentinians rocked up at the empty islands and claimed them, but then the Americans kicked them out over fishing rights, then the Brits came back, and then nobody did anything of note until 1982.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 13 February 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

well then! the brit claim is as good as anyone's.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

everyone is quite aware (aren't they?) that the falklands situation was expolited violently by a thatcher government desperate for the patriotic unity a short successful war would bring. the falklands is a good example of a government deciding when and where to exert force in order to satisfy entirely seperate aims.

i suppose it is a trite point that there are no selfless acts but it becomes worrying when horrendous when, for example, human rights abuses are ignored in pursuit of bucks (china yo), or genocide is allowed to occur because of a lack of personal corollary advantages are absent (rwanda).

suspiria, Monday, 13 February 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

as far as general conduct ww2 is the most unjust war of the 20th century - both sides massacred civilians on a scale we'll never see again

,,, Monday, 13 February 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

more unjust than vietnam? cos the massacres of civilians there were a shitload more gratuitous.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 13 February 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

100% of wars are just, they weed out the unfit and are necessary to control the population.

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 February 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

the killing of civilians doesn't necessarily make a war unjust.

The American Revolution was not a just war though.

Gukbe (lokar), Monday, 13 February 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah white dudes revolting because of taxes /= just. heh.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 February 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Generally speaking, I would say that forceful resistance to invasion and colonial occupation is just. However, such wars are usually started by a power-seeking aggressor, so that the origins of these wars are not just.

Nor is the outcome of such wars often just, even when the resistance is successful and the invaders are expelled, because the successor government always passes into the hands of the most powerful and best-armed of the resistors and this basis of power does not often lend itself to justice.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 13 February 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

The American Revolution was as much of a civil war as anything, and very ugly... pockets of loyalist who fled to Canada. Exponentially more blacks fought for THE BRITISH against the slaving colonials. It's not as cut and dried as it appears.

andy --, Monday, 13 February 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

"yeah white dudes revolting because of taxes"

this is (almost verbatim) one of my favorite lines in "Dazed and Confused".

I agree with Suspiria. No war is "just".

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

What about like all the wars in Lord of the Rings.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Imaginary wars are always just.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh, well when giant evil eyes and scary "swarthy" baddies are involved then yeah!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

The American Revolution was as much of a civil war as anything, and very ugly... pockets of loyalist who fled to Canada. Exponentially more blacks fought for THE BRITISH against the slaving colonials. It's not as cut and dried as it appears.

Also, the interest of the Colonials was to expand westward, encroaching on yet more Native American land and Britain didn't want that.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 13 February 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

In a colonial situation there will always be aspects of a civil war, because there will always be collaborators and others who benefit from the colonial presence and side with them. One of the primary rules of colonialism is to find out who was on the outs under the old regime and make common cause with them. That's how Cortez conquered Mexico - disgruntled natives sided with him to overthrow the hated Aztecs.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 13 February 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...
FWIW, the American Colonial army was integrated and 15% black.
But I'll hush now.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

During the Revolutionary War, black men and women served in a variety of capacities for the Continental and British armies. Proportionally, more African Americans supported the British because they promised freedom to those who fled rebel slaveholders. In 1775, Lord Dunmore issued a proclamation in Virginia with such a promise and formed a black regiment of British soldiers. For these soldiers, the Revolutionary War was as much a war for liberation as it was for the American colonists rebelling against England. However, the British military was not always so magnanimous. More often they used blacks as workers to perform menial labor such as building roads and serving officers. Still, in places like New York, black men and women were used as spies for the British and sabotage rebellious cities. Moreover, they created networks to help enslaved men and women to escape to New York City which was occupied by the British. Many of these former slaves, known as the Black Loyalists would migrate to Nova Scotia and the Caribbean and become prominent leaders in the emerging freed black communities.

gear (gear), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

In a colonial situation there will always be aspects of a civil war, because there will always be collaborators and others who benefit from the colonial presence and side with them.

Anyone recall how the Koreans and the Chinese felt about the Russo-Japanese war?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i've heard 5000 black soldiers out of 300k, but who knows.

gear (gear), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

It's ever so slightly anachronistic to look upon the American revolution and judge it merely from the point of view of the subsequent damage that the Republic did to both people of African descent but to Native Americans. The reasons, passions, and expectations of the colonialists who resisted the British varied according to class and region, and as the election of 1800 showed, very different notions about suffrage, democratic participation, and social deference were at play in the nascent republic.

The real question of a 'just' war is whether it can be used as a moral template to justify present or future wars and, while the past may sometimes teach us directly or in the form of analogy, about present and future circumstances, it behooves us to see how our circumstances differ from the past as well.

If there's anything that irks me more than someone with merely superficial knowledge of the 20th century and WWII applying the moral of the story of the lonely (but oh so perspicacious) Churchill against the lazy, deluded appeasers to evey fucking problem and conflict that arises, like some petulant child trying to win an arugument with his parents, I haven't encountered it recently.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Silly Americans and Brits, they fought a war that gave 1/2 of Europe to Stalin and call it just.

wostyntje (wostyntje), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

"just wars" sounds like some kind of online arms-specialty retailer.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.remingtonsociety.com/albums/album05/22RiflesDieCut01.thumb.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

It ain't never "just war."

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

The Great Human-Liger War of 23,002-22,986 BC was just.
http://www.antiliger.com

shieldforyoureyes (shieldforyoureyes), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

Silly Americans and Brits, they fought a war that gave 1/2 of Europe to Stalin and call it just.

oh ferchrissakes, now you're gunna go on about how Yalta was betrayal

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm with M. White, there's nothing worse than half-baked 11th grade AP World History "insight" into discussions like this. I don't claim to be any kind of historical ethical genius, but:

it doesn't make any difference that the nazis were bad dudes. britain couldn't allow germany to maintain a stranglehold on europe because it would threaten their own interests.

Now, as far as the British government's motives go, that may or may not be the case, and it may or may not make someone feel like a badass rebel to say it. But it considerably sidesteps the question of "justice" by ignoring consequences entirely. I'd be perfectly fine in a just society whose government consistently attempted to do selfish and evil things but it just kept accidentally coming out as being for the welfare of all. So even if Churchill was just trying to secure his supply of fine Danish confections, let's review: World not conquered by Nazis: good or bad?

Now, obviously, we can start to get into some huge and interesting problems with regard to the use of force, and there are some good black-and-white cases lying around (especially those that involve indiscriminate bombing of civilian targets or what have you), and on some level you can say that all of this death and destruction was brought on the masses of the world by a few well-off men in drawing rooms treating human beings like chessmen. And that's true to a point, but you have to be some kind of rhetorical genius (or dipshit) to carry that idea forward to the point of forgetting who started the war in question. If Hitler had given Churchill a yes/no "Do you want me to try and conquer England," I'm pretty sure the answer would have been "no."

Another mind-bogglingly original approach to the age-old issue "who did what":

Silly Americans and Brits, they fought a war that gave 1/2 of Europe to Stalin and call it just.

Would you have preferred if they had kept to themselves and let Stalin have all of Europe? Nobody "gave" Stalin anything in this geopolitical sense - the Russians took Eastern Europe from the Germans who had recently conquered it. Through incredibly, horribly massive losses on all sides. Twenty-five million Russian dead, am I right? Before we can even begin to apply the question of whether any of this slaughter was just or not we at least need to have the basic facts of the situation straight.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
>The American Revolution was as much of a civil war as anything,
>and very ugly...

apparently the brits and hessians were so brutal that wherever they went they turned loyalists into rabid revolutionaries. also, washington's core had a heavy black contingent, probably thinking that they were fighting for the abolition of slavery, but i guess history is full of sad ironies.

> "gave" Stalin anything in this geopolitical sense

totally debatable. see churchill's intentions to invade europe via the balkans and counter russian expansionism.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

So...what? Churchill elects not to undertake a doomed campaign against the Russians = giving Europe to the Russians? It wasn't anybody's ideal solution, but the Russians were already on the ground with something like the largest active-duty army in the history of the world to that time. What the fuck were the British going to do?

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, c'mon, it's just war.

Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

i would totally call wwii a just war on the russian side, even though stalin was horrendous - SEIGE OF LENINGRAD HELLO! it's not like things would've been better if hitler had successfully taken russia & eastern europe, anyway.

Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

Just wars, battles no more;
Just wars, but not like before...

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

>Churchill elects not to undertake a doomed campaign against
>the Russians = giving Europe to the Russians?

i don't think he was seriously considering fighting russia. rather, it was his desire to liberate eastern europe from germany BEFORE the russians arrived. military planning wasn't churchill's best suit, so maybe it was a bad plan, but there must have been another way to use russia against hitler without totally capitulating to stalin's imperial ambitions. a lot of people behind the iron curtain felt betrayed by the UK and the US, with some justification, i tend to think. it's ironic that the allies went to war in response to the occupation of poland, and when they ended the war, ta da, poland is still occupied, albeit by a different invader.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

rather, it was his desire to liberate eastern europe from germany BEFORE the russians arrived.

How? With what force? If the British had the military capability to just chew through Europe in the first half of the war, why did they ever retreat over the Channel in the first place? The Nazis weren't exactly pushovers. It's the Russians who took down the German army - again, at tremendous cost over the course of a couple of horrifying years...and that's with the US and Britain keeping Axis fronts open in North Africa and Italy! I find it impossible to imagine the Allies, minus Russia, doing all of that by themselves. I don't think they would have done it and I don't think they could have done it. Not without A-bombing the German army, which would leave Eastern Europe even more ruined, and anyway wouldn't have been possible or even particularly foreseeable at the time any of these decisions were made.

I'm not saying it's by any means a good thing that the Iron Curtain was drawn up - just that it was a historical inevitability from, I dunno, Munich, that this part of the world was either going to be taken over permanently by the Wehrmacht or by the Red Army.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

if the us and uk had the capability of invading normandy, a tremendous undertaking, surely they could have reshuffled their resources and successfully invaded eastern europe, where they could fight germany in tandem with russia, but on different terms and with a different final outcome for the people of eastern europe, who bore the brunt of germany brutality.

maybe the official line is correct, i concede that it's possible. maybe everything played out in the best way, but i know there were major internal debates over how to run the war and who's to say that it couldn't have been conducted in different mannerm, one that used russia as a tool while thwarting their postwar desires.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

geez don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

"if the us and uk had the capability of invading normandy, a tremendous undertaking, surely they could have reshuffled their resources and successfully invaded eastern europe"

I mean what kind of retarded calculus is this?!? Where would an Allied force have landed? How would they have dealt with the German Army having open supply lines close at hand, etc. ad nauseam?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

shakey, there's no percentage in discussing this with you when you clearly despise me and will unthinkingly reject anything i say.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

oh its nothing personal, I don't despise anybody here. I'm just kinda stunned at yr willingness to continually venture hypotheses without first looking at actual history, facts, etc. (see also "US should be able to slice through the Iranian army like a knife through hot butter" etc.)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

by all means if you can answer my question about how the logistics of an Allied invasion of eastern europe would have worked I'm eager to hear what you have to say.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel, be real. You have belaguered Britain but all they have to do is cross the English Channel for their perilous invasion. Can you imagine how hard anybody who suggested, what?, invading Poland by way of the Baltic or the Balkans (scene of the firecest partisan fighting in Europe) would have got their dick stamped on by Churchill/FDR/Monty/Ike? We did have a 2nd front, opened in '43, remember? It was called Italy and it was intended, conceviably to put pressure on three fronts, west, south and east. It was also a bloody slog.

In the end, September '39 wasn't about Poland being re-dismembered and the West, or at least it wasn't about Polish self-interest, it was about finally standing up to a mythomanical madman with whom they realized they couldn't negotiate. Let's also not forget in all your counter-factual speculation that Russia WASN'T our ally 'til after Hitler invaded, by which time we were already miles down the pipeline in terms of our plans.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

(also, according to this excellent little tome: http://www.powells.com/review/2004_07_06.html that I finished recently, Stalin was all too happy to see Europe dismembering each other and would have preferred to simply keep Hitler at arm's length so long as Russia got the Balkans. While he despised Hitler, Stalin had no interest in helping the UK/the Allies. In fact, right up until the Nazis actually began bombing Russia, Stalin was in total denial about Hitler's ambitions re: Russia, even going so far as to have people who reported the bombing shot/killed/dismissed as "agitators", preferring instead to fatally delay the mobilization of Russian forces.)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not an authority but i'm hugely into war history. i've read about ww2 lots and lots and lots, and i don't think that britain was nearly as weakened or belaguered as they are often portrayed to be. i think that there was, naturally, a major pr campaign against germany in the us and the uk, in order to bolster morale. people really did believe that the germans were capable of invading britain, or even the us. in actuality, germany was lucky to take the territory it did. they were good fighters but incompetent administrators and military planners. the blitz was more of an insult than a serious threat, the german navy never really had a chance, and their defeat was a question of "how and when" not if.
the british public NEVER had a serious crisis of morale, and the huge empire dwarfed the axis both in available manpower and resources.

britain could have defeated germany alone, with a neutral russia and america. if you throw in the bargaining power of teeming america and the nuclear bomb, we could have rewritten the map of europe but instead we allowed stalin to do the rewriting.

ww2 is a part of our culture. it's kind of like our iliad, and our grandfathers were like jason and the argonauts. it's so personal, so reverential that i think theres a natural reluctance to second guess how the war was conducted. but if the military establishment royally FUBARed everything just a few years later in Korea and Vietnam, why not assume that they made a lot of mistakes in ww2 and try to figure it out?

re: shakey i have a thick skin but there's a limit.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

germany + italy didn't have enough manpower or resources to consolidate or keep their empire. they could invade new territories for resources, but where were they gonna get more reliable troops? they tried to turn conquered territories into an asset but they were so needlessly brutal that it's hard to imagine that their grip on europe could ever be secure.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

you didn't really answer my question about HOW an Allied invasion of eastern europe would have worked.

also, I'm not any kind of military history buff at all, but I've never heard anybody suggest that Britain could have defeated the Axis on its own.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

I mean I'll grant you that more could've/should've been done to block Stalin, but the rest of the details of yr claims uh, I dunno...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

britain could have defeated germany alone, with a neutral russia and america. if you throw in the bargaining power of teeming america and the nuclear bomb, we could have rewritten the map of europe but instead we allowed stalin to do the rewriting.

have you been reading newt gingrich?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

because really, wtf?

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

britain could have defeated germany alone, with a neutral russia and america. if you throw in the bargaining power of teeming america and the nuclear bomb, we could have rewritten the map of europe but instead we allowed stalin to do the rewriting.

Dude, we should have totally gone all the way to Baghdad.

Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

At this rate, the next thing we'll learn is that Churchill could have personally fought the war, single-handedly, and conquered all of Eurasia - but was secretly a Trotskyite and couldn't bring himself to make war on a Communist country.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

At this rate, the next thing we'll learn is that Churchill could have personally fought the war, single-handedly, and conquered all of Eurasia - but was secretly a Trotskyite and couldn't bring himself to make war on a Communist country.

Well, there were those anthrax bombs he wanted to develop before FDR intervened.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)


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