i've checked the post today but nothing. niche. nil. zip.
obviously the postman called by this morning, but didn't get a reply so took the bulging mailbags up to the depot to be collected later. yes, that must be it.
i think it's pretty poor service not to even leave a calling card.
― john clarkson, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)
Stop! Wait a minute, Mr Postman...
― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)
I think my postman sometimes is eating my mail.
Postmen should be paid more, than this would not have to happen.
― clodia pulchra (emo by proxy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)
funny i had no mail today either, i usually get at least a bill or a capital one card registration offer.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)
Alan: OK! There will be no telephone Cluedo today because of a threat of a court injunction from the makers of Cluedo. It's 6:58am [plays sound effects - a cock crowing, an A-ha! and finally loud kissing noise] Ha ha ha ha. That kissing sound wasn't someone kissing me, or kissing a cock, it's simply a cockerel, I mean it's simply a way of saying it's Valentine's day, a day on which Mr. Al Capone ruined a romantic night out for many diners by massacring them. Died of syphilis, he did, so there is some justice. Anyway, time for me now to hand over to a man who hopefully will not be massacring anyone this evening [camera cuts to a smiling Dave Clifton in the other studio] or indeed killing them with syphilis [Dave's face falls], is Monsieur David Clifton.
Dave: Ah, Bonjour Monsieur Partridge, comment parlez-vous, Monsieur?
Alan: Yeah, whatever. Did you get any Valentine's cards this morning?
Dave: Actually, Alan, I have to say, I came down this morning and I couldn't open my door...
Alan: ... lose your key?
Dave: ...I couldn't open my door because I'd lost my key!
Alan: Yeah, well, I did just say that. Anyway, chocolate orange?
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)