Naomi Awards 2006: the anti-Brits

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Results just announced, with a triple win for Lisa Scott-Lee

:: Worst British Male Solo Artist - Lee Ryan
:: Worst British Female Solo Artist - Lisa Scott-Lee
:: Worst British Album - Steve Brookstein, Heart and Soul
:: Worst British Single - Lisa Scott-Lee, Electric
:: Worst Attempt at Rock - Son of Dork
:: Worst Urban Act - Ms Dynamite
:: Worst Live Act - Babyshambles
:: Worst Pop Act - Lisa Scott-Lee
:: Worst International Male Solo Artist - Jack Johnson
:: Worst International Female Solo Artist - Jessica Simpson
:: Worst International Album - Westlife, Face to Face
:: Worst International Group - Westlife
:: Worst International Breakthrough Artist - Pussycat Dolls
:: Outstandingly Bad Contribution to Music - Westlife

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know most of these people. Am I out of touch or just extremely lucky?

(and why are westlife still going, aren't they around 40 by now?)

clodia pulchra (emo by proxy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Worst British Male Solo Artist has surely got to be James Blunt

C J (C J), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

"Naomi"?

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

You know what 'bugs' me? Most of these awards are voted by people who wouldn't know.

Percentage of voters that have actually heared the Steve Brookstein album: 10%
Percentage of voters that have actually seen Babyshambles live: 1%

I'm not even saying they're wrong.

I'm not even saying I care.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

which is more boring, this or the brits?

ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

This.

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'm guessing these are named for Naomi Campbell.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)


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