Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
I WARNED YOU
― andy --, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)
hahahaha
No, on the contrary, please do read this thread. It's fucking funny.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)
It came from Ananova, so please enjoy one proverbial grain of salt.
― andy --, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)
What's even funnier, I would wager, is having a few beers with any emergency room doctor in the world.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)
A buddy's father is (or was?) an emergency room doctor, and I guess he had some crazy embarrassing rectal blockage stories... phone receivers, coke bottles, etc... he shared some xrays with them. Private adventures can become all too public if you're not careful.
― andy --, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)