teh WTF down south neighbouring counties genuine middle-class roffles all round thread with no londoners plz except ken c

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another regional thread! fuck solidarity!

so liek, nice weather we're having down here. and the air seems kinda clean, too.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Hi dere!

Through the trees outside the window, I can see youths playing cricket.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

youths, they should be banned from pubs too. oh wait, they are. UNLESS THEY ARE DINING.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

WTF? Was the UK Watercooler thread too exclusive for you? Humph!

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere! wow i feel all special now.

but then i guess i'm from milton keynes anyway! :D

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE DRIVING IN CARS!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

so much FREEDOM!!111

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Rugby is moving south. Last time I went home there was a Monsoon in the town centre. Keep out of my Midlands, you southerners!

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

i smell london people. FITE!

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

There was a Monsoon here last night too, it was dreadful. I had the window open, and all my stuff got soaked.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

i plaid Monsoon last nite too, but i got 22 and went bust lol

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

no mancs then?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

GTFO.

so, i assume we all drink in BARS, yah? not those awful... pubs?

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I wore a dress from Monsoon last night! In a trendy London BAR!!!!

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

only with a designated driver because we don't USE public transport

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

kate, you totally mocked me for buying something from Monsoon on a fashion thread about a year ago! the wound obviously hasn't yet healed...

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

The landlord in the pub up the road shot his wife while she was sleeping.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

i went to a posh restaurant last night, it was so posh that my food came with a little zigzag of sauce instead of a BLOB. and i drank WINE. and it was SO DAMN POSH that they didn't even cater for vegetarians and i had to eat fish, because in posh restaurants, fish is a vegetable *nods sagely*.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Rugby's famous sons...

http://www.poetryconnection.net/images/Rupert-Brooke.gif
http://www.metrotimes.com/sb/63508/NDSpiritualized.jpg
http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2001-11-15/music_feature-1.jpg

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

*nods in thyme with teh kit's sage*

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

The landlord in the pub up the road shot his wife while she was sleeping.

how does he shot head?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Rupert Brooke was pretty hot.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Watch out Ken, he might think you're Cumin onto him. xpost

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

how does he shot head?

b 2 1 , , , mouse1

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

How about we just agree on hott pictures of Rupert Brooke and bury the hatchet over the disagreement about Monsoon hippie scarves vs. actual hippie scarves bought in Africa or India or Green Point? ;-)

Cup of tea?

http://www.ricarda.ndo.co.uk/mikeread/rubertbrooke.jpg

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh you're right actually melton! we're awfully homosensitive up in the 'burbs.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'll settle for that, kate : )

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

yknow we'll have to have a FAGOW (glass of wine, obv, poshos) since we all live so close and like don't live in london so we'll actually be able to get some decent transport to the venue.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.english.emory.edu/LostPoets/Brooke

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

FANCY A PICNIC?

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. our CARS

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

RB had some really great ties.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

and his initials are the same as red bull

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

yah, since, outside of london, motor cars can move faster than people can walk.

omg picnic! HAMPER! ANTS!!!1

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Another lovely tie:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/0/05/Brooke1913.jpg/180px-Brooke1913.jpg

― She's In Parties (kate), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Why even bother with motor cars? The air's still fresh enough to ride horses, people.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

but cars gives you so much FREEDOM

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

and produces less poolution than horses!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. I bet people like you would have horses banned from pubs.

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

hello!

― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh fantastic, one of us!

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

people: all rise for our THREAD MASCOT:

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/mr__eko.jpg

MR EKO

he will use his jesus stick to ward off any sepia-looking motherfuckers.

― the kit! (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Mr Eko has warded off everybody :(

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

how DARE you blame Mr Eko? you're using him as a scapegoat, THREADKILLAH.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

I am from Middlesex.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

more like SUXsex.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

(s)explain yourself

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

if it has to be explained, honey...

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 February 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's celebrity spotting week for teh middle class rofflers. last night i went to see Goldie Lookin Chain and i saw D4nny W4ll4ce in the crowd, the geezer who did Join Me and then said Yes to everything for ages, then made his own country in his flat. Also, as a special birthday treat, i saw J0hnny 4ll3n from teh Eastenders doing some middle-class down south shopping in teh L4k3s1d3 shopping centre. which reminds me, we'll have to have a middle class down south FAGOW at BLU3W4T3R someday. i'm not actually googleproofing the names of these shopping centres btw, i'm just making them look l33t. about two years ago i saw G4Ry Nu|v|4n at L4k3s1d3, too. what celebs have YOU seen while you were shopping in a southern, middle-class way?

next time i'll use paragraphs. i promise.

― the kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 February 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 250 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I R scared of threads with RULES and I want to be sure you aren't going to ban/haet me for going outwith the remit of your thread :-)

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 February 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE

― I Tried to Use My Cock as a Bong (noodle vague), Saturday, 10 February 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

i saw L O S T at last! awesomes. now i'm going to bed.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Saturday, 10 February 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

I still haven't seen it due to luddite husband and my deference to his ludditish ways (he is not ludditish about Heroes and Studio 60 and the like, but his justification for L O S T is that it's on the telly in a few days anyway. That's all very well for him who doesn't live on teh internets, but it makes my life difficult, inconsiderate fool)

I just watched Primeval. It was teh crap, and shall not be joining that there list of geeky programmes I watch.

I think I've convinced Onimo on Life on Mars, or maybe he just said he'd watch it to shut me up.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 February 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

LOL RVIVE

― ken c, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

otm.
once again, this can be a temporary holding place for non-US folx what are waiting for L O S T torrents and/or their working day to finish before they have watched them.
or just a bullshit thread for bullshit pplz. U DECIED.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Woo yeah! We're having a late one tonight afaik, watching last week's mental one again @ 10:30 cos we need some loser island action before the new one which I believe is hott island folks.

Also in bullshit news: kit, did you get the photo I sent you on my wii? (not to be confused with a photo OF my wii plz)

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

OMG WTF MELTON SEND ME UR WII NO.

― ken c, Thursday, 22 February 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE KEN

I can't find the thread on ILG so it'll just post it here. It's 6942 2474 7704 6829

Whass yours?

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

need to play wii! i have birthday games i still haven't plaid.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Kit, why not to be on MSN?

Also, what are the birthday games!?

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 1 March 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

LOLOL!
Excellent revive, Meltang. 5 points.

Once again, UK Lost addicts and pplz what spell funny, unite here 4 fun and hiding from LOST thread antics.
Meltang, i shall activate MSN.

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ MSN

wii bought Street Fighter II for the wii lol or maybe it was gamecube dunnlol

― ken c, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

mns is teh nu black

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dis thred make hart warm.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ indigezchion

― kv_nol, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

WA<3RM

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

i just secured a ukulele player.

― g-kit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

same as usual: UK Losties, bullshit bullshit, bad spelling, wahtever.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

I am here to register my disgust about the fact that I cannot seem to download Lost faster than 2kb/s. I will not be able to read the L O S T thread until next cocking week at this rate.

― blueski, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

mine was fine when i left this morning, averaging 9/10k or so. toe rent is from pir at e ba y dot comshapes. look on the bright side: if you can't read/post to LOST torrent, you can read/post to this AWESOMES thread instead. AMAZINGS.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I get the same torrents as most other people, I don't know why they don't speed up anymore - used to be fine.

― blueski, Thursday, 8 March 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

maybe you need to open some ports or some shit. i seem to remember doing that.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

maybe. i think the Heroes i got the other week was fast enough tho (less seeds and leechers tho).

― blueski, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Everything's fucked. We may not be watching LOST until tomorrow because we all made plans by accident!

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 8 March 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

you tool.

― g-kit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Impatient L O S T toe-rent ppl! Those dat can't spell! FALLOUT SURVIVORS! Romans, countrymen!

Gather here! Or not!
Wahtever.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololoololololollollolol

― ken c, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

I got my toe-rent started this morning before I left for work. I told my wife last night to tell me to get lost in the morning, and she remembered :)

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'm averaging only 3-5kb a second again. But the stuff I got via UK N0va last night was supersonic. Donunnerstand.

― blueski, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

I got mine from ex-tee-vee-eye and it was at 30k and rising within minutes.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

Do you check seed numbers before starting? Peer:seed ratio is U&K.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

yes, but there's only one or two torrents you can go for anyway (unless you want the .rar versions or the avis that are twice the size/quality of the regular ones, which i don't)

seed/peer ratio was about 1:5 which is fairly typical and has allowed for faster downloads in the past. just don't get what has changed since then. wouldn't mind as long as it would still finish by 10pm or so tonight but it probably won't sob.

― blueski, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

You should get a fast toe-rent having friend to forward it to you via slsk or something, it would probably work out quicker.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

My toe-rent was working fine when I left this morning. I'm praying I don't have a repeat of last week, when, upon returning home, I found that my gf's PC had frozen about an hour after I left the house.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

must. not. click. L O S T. thread.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

I automatically point & hover over it every time I see it. I am like Pavlov's cat or some shit.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

o hi dere thx 4 stop by
UK L O S T holding yadda yadda
spel bad yapyapyap
rofl fun lol bai!

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

Middle class home counties education has gone to the dogs.

― onimo, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

deffo not gone to teh_kits

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

Don't pudding spaz!

― onimo, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― ken c, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

yapyapyap!

― melton mowbray, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

k lol this is place 2 b if u waitin for lost plus yr britsh u can talk about stuff and even not talk about stuff and all r welcome no rules POLAR BEARS and just in case you didnt get it first tiem POLAR BEARZ, i say.

― g-kit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

lock thred

― g-kit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

revive!

let's start a new controversal topic here, WTFers!

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

what possible controversial topics could there be?

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

darraghmac is in fact an arsenal fan

― ken c, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, like i care what fake ken c thinks. i'm calling you out, man.

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

lock thread

― DG, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

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