And a Dr. Who-lovin', Prince-grooving, Robert Smith-pouting megabirthday wish for MISTER DAN PERRY!

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Yes! His Royal DeXness, the Master of Mirthful Mayhem, has his birthing day today, and as you know he is my twin, though separated by such problems as different birth families, different skin color, and debates over the qualities of Incubus. BUT IT MATTERS NOT. It's his birthday, so dammit, wish the man your very best! May he get as drunk as a skunk tonight (or not, as he chooses).

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why, I'm so happy for him I'll even forgive him not being able to meet up in New York. THIS time. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan! May your karaoke skillZoR continue to shame us all!

― Tom, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy birthday Daniel-San!

― chris, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Goddan! Happymofobirfdaze to deXdeXdeX, master of the X X X

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

happy birthday to Dan! happy birthday to Dan! may the birthday fairy touch your life with magic! (and PRESENTS)

― katie, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan, they other side of my Prince Kareoke twin thing (the side that can do a creditable Prince impression). May you biorthday bring you - ahem - plenty of Joie.

― Pete, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Choo choo hey hey! (read as HAPPY BURFDAY!) I don't mean maybe! Um, Dan Perry Chile! Doo dodoodododo VOODOO LADY.

― Sarah, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Many happy returns my fellow non-Minnewegian.

― suzy, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr P. May the misfortune of buying a Rage Against The Machine record never befall you again.

― RickyT, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday woo woo!

― Graham, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy happy birthday fellow Automan fan Dan! Spiderman is having u for dinner toniiiite!

― Michael Bourke, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Despite calling me an asshole last year, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

― DG, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan. I promise to leave you all the obvious jokes for the next week!

― Tim, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan! Hope this year is better than the last one. I'm sure Dr. Who and Kathy Ireland send their wishes too!

― Nicole, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BIRTHDAY! HAPPY! YEAH!

― David Raposa, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

happy birthday dan. watch out for tubas.

― jess, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aw.... I wuv you all.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday! Have a fun day.

― Ronan, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

happy birthday harvardboy.

― anthony, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey Dan. Haven't read much of your stuff here yet but looking forward to doing so. Enjoy your day.

― XStatic Peace, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

happy birthday dan!

― ethan, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dan you the man

― mark s, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Have a beautiful, happening, kick ass, shit hot birthday in exotic Beantown, Dan. Or wherever you find yourself on this lovely day.

― Arthur, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yay birthday! Sing yourself a song!

― Samantha, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sing out loud! Sing out strong!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hip hip hooray for Dan!! On his most magical birthing day!!

― jel, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Funny you ask me to sing a song; I just came back from singing the Mozart Requiem. I wanted to find the Boston Globe review, but the web is thwarting me. (It was much more flattering than the Boston Herald review.)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*reads link* But Dan, they said that nobody had ever assayed a solo butt naked with such strength and conviction as you, so surely, a compliment.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There was a standing ovation. (Pity it wasn't from the audience.)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One can't have everything in this sad life.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was still the biggest "standing ovation" ever seen in Symphony Hall, heh heh.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Isn't it almost 7 pm out there? Why aren't you out having dinner and celebrating? GET TO IT. And BTW, is your schedule open towards the end of March and what do you think about the idea of you and Joei visiting San Francisco for a weekend if a number of us can semi-promise to be there as well?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan Perry. I hope you have a lovely birthday and a great year.

― Nancy Drew, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

happy b-day dan perry

― di, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy CI2II\/IS0N (Crimson) Birthday!

― felicity, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Happy birthday Dan!

― rosemary, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yay! I found the Boston Globe review!

― Dan Perry, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Tanglewood Festival Chorus sang with weight, depth, imagination, and emotion. The men thundered the message of damnation"

It's very you, Dan. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

happy birthday.

― goeff, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

Happy birthday Dan! I hope to see you at the Dublin FAP in Boston, if I could remember when that will be.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Also write more Doctor Who book reviews, FFS.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

How the fuck did I forget this. Happy birthday! May your world forever be colored purple and give you easy access to protoculture.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday, dan. yoo r 2 cool 4 skool!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Birthdays come but once a year
And really, so should you, my dear.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, Dan, the Birthday Man! Hope you have a fab day.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday, dan! \\m//

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.swr3.de/musik/cdtipps/cure/pix/cure.jpg

Have a very curetastic birthday, you old codger!

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday & get your mind out of the gutter!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy B-day Dan "Predator Ship" Perry!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday DP!
http://www.richardwho.com/collections/Images/tcs2-c-149.jpg

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

dan you are such a delight! happy birthday!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday, Dan!

― youn, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Dan! Yay!

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am blushing!

Thank you, everybody!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday dan!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Dan

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan.

I have got a video of The Who at Tanglewood Music Shed.

― Peter Stringbender (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - "dan perry birthday spankings" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

(Huh. I'm kinda surprised at this.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hey Dan here's hoping that on your special day someone drops down and gets their wigglesworth on for you

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Did someone say DP?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

All Dan, All The Time!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - Dan Perry happy birthday sci fi boobies - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF021BCDisgustingTed.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray for Dan!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday, Dan.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - booty flakes - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

Alas. Happiest of birthdays to you, Mr. Perry.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthnday Dan. When I am next in the States I'm a huntin' you down.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think 'booty flakes' not leading directly to ILX is the best birthday present of them all.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Hot elf tittays for all!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Dan, may the coming year be filled with the nipples of TV starlets.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday to Mr. Perry. Um, may you enjoy the booby-juice?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.acpub.duke.edu/~jbw3/WEB1/destiny
We would just like to salute Dan Perry on his special day.

― hellosailor (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.staugs.org/hallelujah.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday you dirty old man

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday dan!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan! Hooray for boobies!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Pump up the bass
Hey
Pump up the bass
Pump
Pump up the bass
Pump up the bass
Pump-pump-pump
Pump-pump-pump-pump
What you've been missin' in a man
I can survive, your wish is my command
I'll work hard to fill up your needs
Give you lesson on what it is to
(Feel) Feel (Good) good, baby
Get undressed and slip on this robe
(Re-) Re- (lax) lax, darlin'
Just sit back,
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
A light massage, a soft caress
Whenever I need to rub, I run her happiness
Customer satisfaction is a guarantee
So for your pleasure, come on over here, please
(You) hey
So hold on and throw off that coat
(Show) Show (You)
I'll show you pleasure like you've never known
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Pump up the bass
Hey
Pump up the bass
What-what-what
What-what
Hey
Get ready
(Feel good)
(Re-) Re-, girl (lax) lax, yeah
Oh...oh...oh...
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Your every wish is my command
So get undressed and ???
Gonna rub with my magic hands
Give you what you're missin' in a man
Stroke you with a soft caress
Applied with so much tenderness
Hold on tight and don't let go
Give you pleasure like you've never known before
Feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the right way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the right way
Feel the magic in my, in my
Customer satisfaction, baby
Stroke, hey, hey
Hold and rub you the right way
Do you feel it, do you feel it
Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...
Pump it
Party
Come on, darlin'
Come on, do you
Do you feel it, baby, feel it, baby, feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it
Oh, baby
Stroke, baby, oh...
Feel it, baby, feel it all over
Feel it, honey, see what

Whatever you want, I got it
Whatever you need, I got it, baby, got it, baby
Whatever you want, I've got it in my hands
Whatever you need, I'll fulfill your needs, baby

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

??? = Happy Birthday, Dan!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday DAN.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hbdp!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am surrounded by snipers

― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday anyway, Dan!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Flaque du Bootie, the newest French craze.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

To add one more voice to the swelling chorus: Happy Birthday, Dan!

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I am still blushing!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Dan!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN PERRY.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet Dan Perry thinks this picture is funny!

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin says

http://www.drwhoexhibitions.co.uk/images/Longleat/cakecolin.jpg

'OMG HAVE A DELECTABLY PULCHRITUDINOUS BIRTHDAY YOU CADUCITOUS ANTEDILUVIAN OLD CONCOMITANT'

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.